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Ed Lipinski

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I used to punch kids in the face when they said that Transformers was cooler than G.I Joe. That's how I lost my job as a kindergarten teacher.Mood: cooky/wacky cooky/wackyPosted at 9:22 AM Nov 20 view more

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  • Ed Lipinski

  • 32 / Male
  • Portage, Indiana, US
  • Last Login: 11/30/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Anything that takes my mind off of the fact that the end of the world is near.....

  • Music

    I don't like to listen to anything that I've seen a girl get naked to more than a few times...

  • Movies

    The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Forbidden Zone, bus safety videos, Slumber Party Massacre 2

  • Television

    I am ashamed of most of the television that I watch. There is a saying that theater is art, film is entertainment, and television is furniture...

  • Books

    I read a lot. I should read more. Some of the books I've enjoyed are: Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Bad Grass Never Dies, The Game Show King, Fight Club, Choke, Lullaby, Survivor, Haunted, Diary, Hollywood, Ham on Rye, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Get Shorty, How to Talk Dirty and Influence People, Have a Nice Day, To Kill a Mockingbird, and many more.

  • Heroes

    Other than the Justice League, my heroes are Chuck Barris, Hunter S. Thompson, Charles Bukowski, Chuck Palahniuk, Lloyd Kaufman, Sam Kinison, David Carradine, Jason Cope, Dennis Norman, and many more...

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Gary, Indiana
  • Height: 6' 2"
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Zodiac Sign: Cancer
  • Children: Love kids, but not for me
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: High school
  • Occupation: D.J./aspiring comedian/shiftless layabout
  • Income: Less than $30,000

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  • Ed Lipinski I used to punch kids in the face when they said that Transformers was cooler than G.I Joe. That's how I lost my job as a kindergarten teacher.
    Mood: cooky/wacky cooky/wacky
    Posted at 9:22 AM Nov 20

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About me:

..I've decided to contribute more to society. From now on, I'm only going to fuck burn victims...

Who I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the Justice League. I'd also like to meet The Driller Killer from Slumber Party Massacre 2...

Comments

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  • mazzie daisy

    Nov 24 2009 12:42 AM

    My eddie!
  • Ben JamminBen Mortensen

    Nov 20 2009 1:26 AM

    WWP + Chester Brown @ Shoreline Brewery Sat Nov 21st!
  • matMat Kniola

    Nov 20 2009 1:26 AM

    Seize The Day,, Motherfucker!!!!!


    Thanks
  • TIFANI - CyberLost-Cyb…

    Nov 9 2009 6:23 PM

    ok...I'm just saying that you should watch this for really no apparent reason

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1e6ij_oBIk
  • Ben JamminBen Mortensen

    Oct 24 2009 12:06 AM

    Chester Brown, C4 & Brainchild this Friday! Music all night long!

    Doors open at 9pm. This is an all night, all ages, lock in. Chester Brown, C4 and Brainchild will be playing. Cheap beers as well. 1.50 beers and white Russians. Westchester Lanes, 124 N 8th St Chesterton, IN 46304 (219) 926-2523

    Btw, your not really locked in you can leave whenever you want.
  • DC

    Oct 9 2009 5:26 PM

    Hey stranger! how are you?? Are you still up at the Art on sat nights? We are going up there and it's my girls birthday... and thing you guys do for birthdays?? She has no indea I am asking you lol she is never on myspace... so I have no worries! Let me know... Thanx a million! Hope all is well!
  • MoMo the Pirate

    Oct 2 2009 2:44 AM

    Ed, you must tell me about all your 90s NWI punk exploits.


    P.S. Geometry sucks, but Algebra rules.
  • DanDan Marshall

    Sep 6 2009 12:36 AM

    Sup man are u working sunday, me and a buddy were thinking of coming up there.
  • C-Section

    Sep 2 2009 2:21 AM

    listen to our music
  • Ben JamminBen Mortensen

    Sep 2 2009 12:24 AM

    Check out all my buddies & campout w/ us next weekend. We've got Michael Kang (String Cheese) Ray White (Frank Zappa) Steve Molitz (Particle, Phil Lesh) John Molo (Phil Lesh) Tony Franklin (Pink Floyd, David Gilmour, The Firm) playing w/ my boy Willie Waldman on Friday along w/ Mr. Blotto & many other fine guests. We've got Los Lobos headlining Saturday. Please come out and support a good cause & have a great time w/ me and my friends.

  • sarahbethSarah Marcotte

    Aug 31 2009 6:05 PM

    Dear Ed,
    I go to Rocky a lot, and I'd like to tell you, I think you are a beautiful man. You are hilarious, and you have a way with words. I like when you talk about the one-boobed lady on the mural; it makes me LOL. And I like when you talk about the Pegasus. I don't want to get all sentimental, but it all kind of pulls at my heartstrings. I hope you don't find this weird, and that I did not alarm you, I just thought I should tell you I think you are rad! :D
  • Nate McLuck

    Aug 22 2009 8:19 AM

    Go to bed ed
  • Musical Saw

    Aug 21 2009 12:09 AM

    hey Ed, thanks for the add... I had a great html comment involving sex between MacGyver and the pink power ranger... but alas you don't allow html, so your loss lol
  • jәnn¡fәr♀jennifer W.

    Jul 23 2009 12:40 AM

    you hate it when people always shout....and i hate having to shout in order to be heard....so hows about we make a deal....you turn down the mic volume at work so i dont have to shout to be heard (by customers)and then i wont have to always shout when i come ask you if you need anything :)
  • Mrs. Robinson™

    Jul 18 2009 6:58 AM

    Thank you so much.
    I miss you Ed... we'll have to make a point to come visit you next time we're in town.
    XOXO. Deanna.
  • ♠Dylan♠

    Jul 17 2009 12:40 AM

    hey uncle ed.

    i got the billy madison dance down!
  • PSYCHOPATHICX52Ralph Carrasco Iv

    Jul 16 2009 6:28 AM

    his name is my name too
  • ✖Little Miss✖

    Jul 9 2009 3:22 AM

    Happy Birthday silly goose
  • jәnn¡fәr♀jennifer W.

    Jul 9 2009 3:22 AM

    well happy fuckin birthday! missed you at work tonight but i'll buy you a water next time lol :D
  • ♠Dylan♠

    Jul 9 2009 12:12 AM

    happy birthday uncle eddy
  • Toy Soldier Carie!

    Jul 9 2009 12:12 AM

    Happy Birthday!
    Hugs!
  • Boojie

    Jul 9 2009 12:12 AM

    Happy Birthday Ed!!!
  • CarlosCarlos Sanchez

    Jul 9 2009 12:12 AM

    happy birthday good sir
  • Daddys little GirlBrittaney Robison

    Jul 9 2009 12:12 AM

    happy bday!!!
  • †STEPHY2DOPE† [ MMFWCL ]Stephanie Derby

    Jul 9 2009 12:12 AM

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ED! :D