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Ed Murray

		...proficient in Excel and elevating consciousness Male 15 years old Brooklyn, New York United States Last Login: 8/30/2009
Mood: contemplative
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MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/edmurray

Ed Murray's Comedian Bio

Bio	My writing has been featured in the NYT’s Bestseller ’The 4-Hour Workweek’, McSweeney’s, 23/6, whitehouse.org, Yankee Pot Roast, Black20, and Jest Magazine. Third Place in the 2008 New York Undergound Comedy Festival’s Emerging Comics Contest. Winner of 2006 $10K Sal’s Comedy Hole Laugh-Off. I blew the money in a month ... what? It a great month. You can hear me on Sirius Radio’s "The Maxim Channel" every now and then.
Website	thirdevolution.blogspot.com
Members
TV Shows	I've appeared on The Late Show with Stephen Hawking where I performed with my 12-piece indie-rock, celtic, alt-ringtone band, "Johnny Buttcheeks and the Cheeksters." The show airs hourly in Ghana ... ... on a sundial.

Ed Murray's Interests

Music	Yes.
Movies	Yes.
Books	Lolita. Crime and Punishment. Brave New World/Revisited. Wonder Boys. Jim the Boy. The Corrections. Strange Ritual. White Noise. A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius (fuck off, there's no such thing as 'too clever' ... look beyond a review every now and then.) The Hero with a Thousand Faces. Trust Us We're Experts. Toxic Sludge is Good For You. The Power of Myth. The Very Hungry Caterpillar. How to Talk Dirty and Influence People. A People's History of the United States. A Course in Miracles. The Art of Dreaming. Man and His Symbols. LOTR. Skinny Legs and All. I Killed. Love in the Time of Cholera. Mr. Happy. A Wrinkle in Time. Agent of Evolution. Love All the People (LISTEN TO BILL HICKS.) Amusing Ourselves to Death by Neil Postman explains America in a few hundred pages; read it and survive the upcoming Cognitive Plague.
Heroes	I hate the label "Heroes" so let's call them "Appreciated Influences." Bill Hicks. Nabokov. Coltrane. Sarah Kane. Joseph Campbell. Brecht. Lady Day. George A. Romero. Miles Davis. Judee Sill. Dr. Seuss. DMB. Twyla Tharp. Richard Pryor. Myles Horton. Rashaan Roland Kirk. Sarah Vaughan. Hallucinogenics. Ralph Nader. George Antheil. R. Crumb. Nellie McKay. Lenny Bruce. Harold Ramis. Eric Dolphy. Michael Moore. Lorne Michaels. Vonnegut. Immortal Technique. Feist. The State. David Lynch. Bo Schembechler. Ella. Tom Waits. Mr. Show. Graphomania. Meredith Monk. Wolverine. Wolverines. Carlos Casataneda. Cigarettes ... Fucking Cigarettes ... Tom Robbins. Stephen King. Laura Nyro. George Grosz. Bill Murray. Eminem. David Byrne. Tracy Letts. George Carlin. My Shrink. Emily. Anyone who isn't afraid to seek Truth. Anyone who isn't afraid to face Truth. Anyone who isn't afraid to speak Truth. Anyone who isn't afraid to drag bullshitters face-first through their own bullshit. LIVING COMICS I DIG: Doug Stanhope, Chris Rock, Rick Overton, Eddie Izzard, Jerry Seinfeld, Ellen DeGeneres, Lewis Black, Paul Mooney, Bonnie McFarlane, Jessica Kirson, Joe DeRosa, Dave Chappelle, Bill Maher, Robert Schimmel, Suzanne Westenhoefer, Larry David, Dave Attell, Drew Hastings, Jim Gaffigan, Joe DeVito, Eddie Murphy (1981-1989 RIP), Jim Norton, Tom McCaffrey, Kurt Metzger, Pat Dixon, Joe Rogan, Maria Bamford, Eric Andre, Tom Rhodes, Eddie Brill, Ted Alexandro. A DEAD COMIC I DIG WHO I WISH WERE A LIVING COMIC I DIG: Mitch Hedberg. COMICS YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT: Tim Warner, Mike Drucker, Alex Grubard, Jesse Popp, Jon Clarke, Yannis Pappas, John Knefel, Becky Ciletti, Sue Ball, John F. O'Donnell, Mike Dobbins, Maddog Mattern, Chris Laker, Sean Patton, Dan Goodman, Mark Normand, Bob Bell, Billy the Kid, SIM.

Ed Murray's Details

Status:	In a Relationship
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Michigan, New York
Zodiac Sign:	Aries
Education:	Grad / professional school
Occupation:	Personal Hostility Coach

Ed Murray's Schools

New York University New York,New York Graduated: 2003 Degree: Master's Degree	2001 to 2003
University Of Michigan-Ann Arbor Ann Arbor,Michigan Graduated: 1998 Student status: Alumni	1998 to 2001
Lansing Community College Lansing,Michigan Graduated: N/A Student status: Alumni	1995 to 1998
Kalamazoo College Kalamazoo,Michigan Graduated: N/A Student status: Alumni	1994 to 1995
Holt Senior High School Holt,Michigan Graduated: 1994 Student status: Alumni	1992 to 1994

Ed Murray's Clips

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Clips: 2

Total Plays: 1202

Plays Today: 0

Lack of Etiquette III - 3/3/07 - NYC - "Social"

Run Time: 583

Plays: 1027
Comments: 2

Cleansing the System

Run Time: 95

Plays: 175
Comments: 2

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Ed Murray's Blurbs

About me:

I write comedy. I perform comedy. I produce comedy. I spin gingham.

comedy free williamsburg
every wednesday
hosted by ed murray and john knefel

@ Sound Fix Lounge
110 Bedford Ave/N 11th
(L to Bedford, 3 Blocks North or G to Nassau)

comedy free williamsburg NYEve 2008 Thingie @ SOUND FIX

NEW YEAR'S EVE NO COVER, GREAT SHOW, CHEAP DRINKS, 8PM

FEATURING
TED ALEXANDRO (comedy central presents)
SEAN PATTON (montreal comedy festival)
HANNIBAL BURESS (late late show w/craig ferguson)
ROB CANTRELL (last comic standing, marijuana-logues)
JOHN KNEFEL (huffington post, 23/6)

Hosted by Me (I'll abstain from the parenthetical credit ...)
w/Mo Diggs (the apiary)

Go to: Third Evolution or subscribe to it in my blog section.I'm on myspace to reconnect with the high school buddies such as the heavyweight captain of the wrestling team who sat on my face and forced me to sing, in it's entirety, the ballad 'You Are Not Alone' from Into the Woods.

Who I'd like to meet:

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John

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adam strauss

R.I.P. Myspace!!!!!!(O.F.T.F.)

dietpopstar

The Comatose Boy

Kevin

Mo Diggs

Shawn Jones

Carrie

New York Underground Comedy Festival

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Ed Murray's Friends Comments

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Patricia Villetto	Feb 10 2009 7:42 PM Come on kids Just two clicks once a day and you could get me an audition for "The Big Gay Sketch Show" It's easier then taking your birth control and a lot more fun. If you could just cut and paste the link or try Clicking http:/BigGayCasting. com/people/villetto I will do anything! ANYTHING for your VOTE! Please CLICK HERE and Vote for me to be on The Big Gay Comedy Show! (God will be happy with you!)
jeff ragsdale, comedian/actor	Jan 13 2009 7:57 PM Jeff -"Britney Spears, go to Hell!"
Eric I	Dec 26 2008 4:51 PM THANK YOU, ED!, FOR ALLOWING ME TO PIMP MY AMAZING SHOW HERE! READ ON FOLKS! PITZ, VAUGHN, MOODY, MIELE, MORE! THAT'S RIGHT! Eric I's $500 Comedy Showdown is kicking into high gear! It's the FINAL Regular Season Game Of Season 2 ! The Top FOUR Finishers Will Advance Into The JANUARY 13th SEMI-FINAL! And if YOU are a COMIC and YOU show up and enjoy this *FREE ADMISSION* show, then YOU AUTOMATICALLY get a booked spot on a future show on the contest (in Season 3 - starting TU 1/27 and running into March) of YOUR CHOOSING! WINNER OF THE ENTIRE CONTEST (THE FINALS ARE IN JULY - THEY'RE COMING - I PROMISE!) GETS $500. 00 OF MY MONEY! COME ONE! COME ALL! WHEN: THIS COMING TUESDAY, DECEMBER 30th TIME: 7:00 o'clock SHARP! WHERE: OCHI'S @ COMIX ! ADDY: 353 WEST 14th Street @ 9th Ave SUBWAY: A/C/E/F/L/1/2/3 to 14th St Here's the great line-up YOU WILL GET TO SEE FOR FREE!!!!!! (AND get YOURSELF an automatic BOOKED SPOT for this super-duper Contest Show for your choice of JANUARY, FEBRUARY or MARCH!): (01) ANDY PITZ (LETTERMAN!, LATE LATE SHOW!) (02) BARON VAUGHN (COMEDY CNTRAL'S ROOT OF ALL EVIL!, MONTREAL COMEDY FESTIVAL!) (03) MOODY McCARTHY (JIMMY JIMMEL LIVE!, LAST COMIC STANDING!) (04) LIZ MIELE (COMEDY CENTRAL'S LIVE AT GOTHAM!) (05) MATT RUBY (2008 NYUCF EMERGING COMICS FINALIST!) (06) DAVID BAKER (MULTI-CONTINENT SUPERSTAR!) (07) DANNY LOBELL (COMICAL RADIO!) (08) JEN McPHERSON (NEW TO NYC FROM LA - SUPER FUNNY!) (09) MATTY GOLDBERG (JEW!) (10) GARY VIDER (SEXY AND HILARIOUS!) (11) GENIEVE JOY (FUNNY AND DIRTY, JUST LIKE I LIKE 'EM!) (12) SEAN DONNELLY* (BEST HAT IN THE NYC COMEDY SCENE!) (13) MO DIGGS (THE APIARY!) (14) JASON QUARLES (JOY!) (15) ANTHONY ZENHAUSER (I NEED TO GET HIS CREDITS, DAMMIT!) (16) FARIAZ (THE LATE GREAT GRIND!) (17) AN EXTRA SPECIAL SURPISE GUEST STAR! TBA* -E
♪feleciacruz.com☆	Dec 9 2008 4:52 AM If you cant make it you can still donate!! leave your sealed envelope marked TRANSITIONS CAMBODIA in care of Cathleen at EUROPA anytime!! or Call/Email/Text me for an address you can mail it too!! We mail out a package with clothes,items and $$ the third week in December!! Thanks Ciao
Dustin Chafin	Dec 2 2008 11:04 PM How bad do your Patriots suck this year!!!I hope your well little rabbit...
Sacha	Oct 30 2008 3:14 PM i might be in the city by tonight, any comedy to see??
Mike Drucker	Oct 18 2008 4:43 PM Watch all the way to the end.
Mike Drucker	Oct 9 2008 2:10 PM How'd it go? I was at work until 11:30, so I missed it.
Eric I	Oct 9 2008 1:36 AM Kill tonight, Brother. And have fun. We ARE The World. Represent. Peace, Love & Laughter, Ed, E to the I
The Impending Moustache	Sep 25 2008 3:11 PM You are invited! September 26-October 17 Every Friday at 7PM The PIT 154 w. 29th btw. 6th & 7th $8
Maddog!!! Mattern	Sep 20 2008 8:50 PM numero uno, one day u me and elvis grbac will get together and ndrink cofee!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eric I	Sep 17 2008 6:40 PM Double Congrats! - E to the I
Josh Homer	Sep 16 2008 2:49 PM Do you and Tim do everything together? Congrats man. It's like Sal's Comedy Hole Finals except I already won.
LAST YEAR’S MODEL	Sep 10 2008 5:05 AM CHRISTIAN !!!MYTH!!! CULTURE? WHO'S DOWN WITH G. O. D. ?
Eric I	Sep 15 2008 3:54 PM ED! OCHI'S! TOMORROW (TUESDAY)! DOORS @ 6:45! SHOWTIME @ 7:00! BRING YOUR BEST 5 MINUTES AND MAKE SOME OF IT ROASTY, IF YOU'D LIKE. 500 BUCKS OF MY MONEY COULD BE YOURS! SEE YOU THEN, SIR, ALL CAPS ERIC I
Gabe Pacheco	Sep 7 2008 6:11 PM
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Sacha	Sep 6 2008 11:48 AM i had this horrible dream where you died, but then i was like 'if he's dead, how can he post myspace bulletins?'
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Danny Solomon	Aug 31 2008 2:08 AM Tough break on those Wolverines, Ed.
MONEY MANAGEMENT ENT. PLATINUM DIMES SERIES	Aug 24 2008 1:03 AM Hello EdMurray, Check out that New G Money Benjamin Video Mr Problem Solver.
Penny's Open Mic	Aug 18 2008 8:46 AM So glad your back love.
Melicious	Aug 15 2008 7:12 PM Sweet! do you know all the nabe has to offer? I do love it, have been there over 4 years now! I'm going away for the weekend, otherwise I'd totally be at kabirs! They have open mic at voxpop (on cortelyou) every weekend! check out the blog: www. ditmaspark. blogspot. com :) it knows what's up in our hood. Hope to see you around!
Emmie Conbere	Aug 15 2008 1:38 AM Your picture is adorable. It makes me feel like I am twelve. Awkward and like I want to say hi but I don't know how. kiss.