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Ed Salazar
"That is right I said Ed Salazar."

Male
31 years old
Hollywood, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 5/14/2008
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   Ed Salazar's Comedian Bio

    Ed Salazar's Interests
GeneralI am trying to learn how to play guitar right now. I am not sure how it is going. I hope to be in a big arena band with in the next two years. I am talking like Journey BIG.
MusicI listen to all kinds of music. But because I am from the streets I mainly rock hard core polka beats. Roll out the barrels biztaches. Examples of bands that help me keep it real are: My Morning Jackets, Hot Hot Heat, Tilt, The White Stripes, The Strokes, Built to Spill, The Clash, The Stiff Little Fingers, Elvis (both of them), The Beatles (going to be huge one day), David Dyas, Kanye West, The Libertines, Liz Phair, REM, The Cure, The Arcade Fire, The Tragically Hip, Marvin Gaye, Minor Threat, Fugazi, Jay-Z, Biggie, Modest Mouse, Neil Young, Operation Ivy and many more!
MoviesSpinal Tap, Boogie Nights, The Karate Kid, Blade Runner, Reservoir Dogs, The Labowski, Magnolia, Goodfellas,
TelevisionArrested Development, The Office (both of them), Simpsons, Reno 911
BooksI try to read a lot but I should read more. Some of my favorites are, in no order: Of Mice And Men, The Sound and the Fury, White Noise, Underworld, Catcher in the Rye, Great Gatsby, The Things They Carried......
HeroesJohnny Lydon, Joe Strummer, highlightInterests("ProfileHeroes");
Groups: The Larry Silverpants Fan ClubGarageComedy.com THE SHOWLA ComediansLos Angeles After School SpecialThe Land After LOSTThe Stylish Kids in the RiotBoat Babes!!!!

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     Ed Salazar's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Plattsmouth Nebraska
Body type:6' 0"
Ethnicity:Latino / Hispanic
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate

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Marina Del Rey, CA US




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   Ed Salazar's Blurbs
About me:
Who I'd like to meet:
Who would I like to meet? That is a very tricky question. There are a lot of people that are interesting or entertaining but would not be fun to really meet. Bruce Springsteen is an idol of mine but would we have much to talk about? Not really. I would just keep saying “Thunder Road” fucking rules and he would nod real sadly. George W Bush is an enigma. Even though I think he is evil bastard I would like to see what he is like.

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Ed Salazar's Friends Comments
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Daniela





May 13 2008 2:16 PM

You're about 1/4 to 1/3 down the path to redemption.
Jazz





May 7 2008 9:50 AM

To answer your photo comment question;

Our Cookies, they desperately want JazzEd cookies...
Garage Comedy





May 2 2008 12:26 AM

GarageComedy.com's four year anniversaryCome celebrate the fact that GarageComedy. com has existed for FOUR years, with a special all star show and a huge Cinco De Mayo Polaroid after party! Polaroid is phasing out its instant film this year, so we are having a Polaroid going out party! Bring your Polaroid instant camera and film, or just bring a pack of regular polaroid 600 film.
If you don’t have either don’t worry, we will have lots of film and cameras. Plus, we are hooking up a scanner that will be plugged into a projector, which
will be projected on a huge screen on the patio, so that everyone can see the photos! Oh, AND it’s Cinco de Mayo! So this is all combined with a BALLS OUT after party. Ron Lynch
Two Dudes Kissing
Machu Picchu
Derek Hughes
R.O. Manse
Ryan Flynn
Matt Champagne
Blaine Capatch
Erik Charles Nielsen
Val Myers
Stephanie Escajeda
Matt Braunger
The Baker Bro Boys
hosted by Scot Nery [/size]

with (possible) special appearances by:
Denver Smith
Matt Peters
Johnny Pemberton
Drew Droege
Adam Shenkman & Ronnie Prouty
Charlyne Yi
The Whitest Kids you Know

El Cid will have special Fruit Infused Tequila and $3 Tecate!
Jazz is BACK with her newest edition of Jazzed Cookies!
The first 50 people get a FREE mix CD by Andrew Lasky
(yeah he already did a mix cd but it’s Andrew’s birthday on Monday)
Come early 7:30 pm to see a special episode of Scott Bowser’s
show, Garage Comedy starts at 9pm and the after party is at 11pm
All of this goes down for FREE at El Cid 4212 Sunset Blvd LA CA 90013
and LIVE online at garagecomedy. com/live
Kristen





Apr 23 2008 1:43 PM

why pamper life's complexity, when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?
Gangster Comedy





Apr 22 2008 12:07 PM

Thanks for doing the show last night. That shitty band loved you.
Gangster Comedy





Apr 16 2008 5:21 PM

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Smiley Face Show





Apr 15 2008 3:33 PM

Come see Comedy Central’s Dragon Boy Suede this Saturday!

FREE BEER! ALL AGES!

Saturday, April 19, 9:30pm
Westside Eclectic Theatre
(Entrance in alley behind Promenade food court)
1323 3rd Street Promenade
Santa Monica, CA 90401


Flyer

Peace out,

Alan

Peace out,

Alan
Tom





Apr 14 2008 5:28 PM

Er, Sunday.

My life is a blur.
Tom





Apr 14 2008 5:26 PM

Hey, chief.

If you're still learning guitar, I'm always down for edutaining rockouts.

Nice work on Saturday, too. I gave Tess my share for the puppies.
Thai Rivera





Apr 11 2008 12:26 AM

what up, dawg?
Jimmy Dore





Apr 3 2008 10:55 AM

I totally get you, I am also completely turtured by irony.

Once I was tutored by anxiety, and boy, did I learn a lot.
Jimmy Dore





Apr 3 2008 10:55 AM

I totally get you, I am also completely turtured by irony.

Once I was tutored by anxiety, and boy, did I learn a lot.
SAINT ANDREW w Skinnie Magazine





Apr 3 2008 10:36 AM

now thats more "emo"....hey Im having a razor blade suicide party next month if you feel like dying...come on out...it'll be a gas man!!
SAINT ANDREW w Skinnie Magazine





Apr 3 2008 10:16 AM

Your mood still says "pessimistic".....if you just change it to "sad" and straigten your hair you can always come cry and cut with me in the corner... ;)
April





Apr 2 2008 1:43 AM

You are awesome for reposting that bulletin for me. The next time I see you I'm gonna high five you into the next dimension.
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY Show





Mar 27 2008 1:42 PM


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Daisy





Mar 27 2008 1:09 PM

You so have to try to make it Monday, I cant be the only one in short shorts. If not, I am hoping to get a regular thing on Monday nights going, my friend Ryan and his posse go on Monday nights and they do jam skating and are awesome.
Daisy





Mar 27 2008 11:32 AM

uh, oh, what did I want to say, I am all distracted by that iron ad listed below, very hot, that iron is of course. Rollerskating party this Monday night, hope to see you and your crew there.
SAINT ANDREW w Skinnie Magazine





Mar 26 2008 8:34 PM

Yeah...I found this card on the Vegas Strip.....was interested in seeing if you could....you know .....bring your big iron over to my place and put it on my ..you know...neck.....uh....line!!!!!!
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Blake the Gentlebear


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Mar 21 2008 7:38 PM

Edwardo, you are only slightly meaner than your twin Fredwardo. You both slept with my wife, but you saved my hampster farm. You are a true friend(s).
Georgia





Mar 19 2008 10:42 AM

Yes! Let's get the band back together! I don't even remember why we split up in the first place. It had something to do with my mom and a lot of jello, if I remember correctly.
Ben Kronberg





Mar 16 2008 11:39 PM

my name is ben and i tell jokes and live in koreatown and now i am (sometimes) streaming "LIVE" on my myspace.

I play music and tell jokes and you can watch - just go to my main page and sniff around a bit.
Dunny





Mar 14 2008 4:10 PM

I would say there is a high probability of a "Get To Drinkin'" call this weekend....
Joe Wilson





Mar 14 2008 2:06 PM

darryl





Mar 14 2008 12:54 PM

cause i only allow myself 150 friends here, and i've been 80% facebook since we met.
John F. O’Donnell





Mar 11 2008 10:16 PM

Sweet Eddie Salazar! The best pectorals in comedy!
Blake the Gentlebear


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Mar 11 2008 6:51 PM

Growing up feels like fiery diarrhea in my soul. Thanks a lot Uncle Daddy ed. Are you gonna at least buy me the newest Super Nintendo game?
Blake the Gentlebear


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Mar 11 2008 4:39 PM

My mom said something about "Denim Warrior in the night." That's when you wrecked her shit, isn't it?
Veronica Heath





Mar 11 2008 3:14 PM

Ed, Ed, Ed. It was very nice meeting you this weekend. Hope you enjoyed our city. I'm never drinking again.
Blake the Gentlebear


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Mar 4 2008 6:49 PM

I so I wish I was a black guy at a house party right now.
Blake the Gentlebear


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Mar 4 2008 4:19 AM

I heard you like things that are the shit?

amaliaholl.tv





Feb 27 2008 4:59 PM

It's been too long since I've seen you and your shiny jacket.
Jazz





Feb 23 2008 3:04 PM

What do you think of JazzEd Cookies?

We are so going to me million of pennies-aires ndeed....
Crybaby