Comedian Search  |  Top Comedians  |  Comedian Gigs  |  Comedian Forums  |  Comedian Signup  
Ed Salazar
Ed Salazar That is right I said Ed Salazar.

Male
33 years old
Hollywood, CA
United States



Last Login: 12/8/2009
Mood: accomplished Mood Image
View My: Pics | Videos | Gifts

   Contacting Ed Salazar

 MySpace URL: 

   Ed Salazar's Comedian Bio

    Ed Salazar's Interests
GeneralI am trying to learn how to play guitar right now. I am not sure how it is going. I hope to be in a big arena band with in the next two years. I am talking like Journey BIG.
MusicI listen to all kinds of music. But because I am from the streets I mainly rock hard core polka beats. Roll out the barrels biztaches. Examples of bands that help me keep it real are: My Morning Jackets, Hot Hot Heat, Tilt, The White Stripes, The Strokes, Built to Spill, The Clash, The Stiff Little Fingers, Elvis (both of them), The Beatles (going to be huge one day), David Dyas, Kanye West, The Libertines, Liz Phair, REM, The Cure, The Arcade Fire, The Tragically Hip, Marvin Gaye, Minor Threat, Fugazi, Jay-Z, Biggie, Modest Mouse, Neil Young, Operation Ivy and many more!
MoviesSpinal Tap, Boogie Nights, The Karate Kid, Blade Runner, Reservoir Dogs, The Labowski, Magnolia, Goodfellas,
TelevisionArrested Development, The Office (both of them), Simpsons, Reno 911
BooksI try to read a lot but I should read more. Some of my favorites are, in no order: Of Mice And Men, The Sound and the Fury, White Noise, Underworld, Catcher in the Rye, Great Gatsby, The Things They Carried......
HeroesJohnny Lydon, Joe Strummer, Groups: The Larry Silverpants Fan ClubGarageComedy.com THE SHOWLA ComediansLos Angeles After School SpecialThe Land After LOSTThe Stylish Kids in the RiotBoat Babes!!!!

View All Ed Salazar's Groups

     Ed Salazar's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Plattsmouth Nebraska
Body type:6' 0"
Ethnicity:Latino / Hispanic
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate

   Ed Salazar's Companies
Stamps.com
Marina Del Rey, CA US




Ed Salazar's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 3 Total Plays: 397 Plays Today: 0
Portland Comedy Festival John Dore James Adomian Same Set
Portland Comedy Festival John Dore James Adomian Same Set rating
This is the man who peed on Baghdad Portland Comedy
This is the man who peed on Baghdad Portland Comedy rating
Ed Salazar Talking into a microphone in San Francisco
Ed Salazar Talking into a microphone in San Francisco rating
 

Ed Salazar's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

San Francisco Pics and food talk  (view more)

Lohan  (view more)

Can't wait  (view more)

Astronaut tries to kill person  (view more)

Someone get me some credit card debt STAT!  (view more)

[View All Blog Entries]

   Ed Salazar's Blurbs
About me:
Who I'd like to meet:
Who would I like to meet? That is a very tricky question. There are a lot of people that are interesting or entertaining but would not be fun to really meet. Bruce Springsteen is an idol of mine but would we have much to talk about? Not really. I would just keep saying “Thunder Road” fucking rules and he would nod real sadly. George W Bush is an enigma. Even though I think he is evil bastard I would like to see what he is like.

   Ed Salazar's Friend Space (Top 17)
Ed Salazar has 1054 friends.
 SAINT ANDREW 


 Matt Peters 


 Johnny P 


 Chad Fogland 


 Wyatt Cenac 


 Meen 


 Zaez Paez 


 The Happy Hollows 


 I'm Laura 


 Garage Comedy 


 Paul Jay 


 machu picchu 


 Jazz 


 Andrew Donnelly 


 Neighbor 


 Tomorrow! 


 Nikki Glaser 





Ed Salazar's Friends Comments
Displaying 25 of 568 comments  ( View All | Add Comment )
Miss Penny Lane, BBA

Miss Penny Lane, BBA



Dec 8 2009 8:18 AM

Thanks for the add there!
Btw, anyone who lists Mr. John Lydon as a hero...is a-okay in my book!
x
Atomic Heart

Atomic Heart



Sep 5 2009 12:32 AM

Photobucket
JAY SMITH BIATCH (www.jaysmithbiatch.com)

Jay Smith biatch Official Myspace



Jul 21 2009 1:11 AM


EVERY TUESDAY! -NO COVER- $2 BEER:COMEDY NIGHT @ GURU LOUNGE! HYPE AND HUSTLE COMEDY SHOW! come and eat! VIP seating is limited - we have featured comedians from all over the nation! Reserve your table now! @ (209) 529-5700


950 Oakdale Rd. (behind KFC), Modesto, CA, 95353

more info @ myspace.com/modestocomedy

-im jay smith! heir to the throne of pop!

COMEDIAN MARTIN RIZO

MArtIn RIZO



Jul 16 2009 9:11 PM

my new 80s party video enjoy pass it around
..
Martin Rizo: 80's Party - A funny movie is a click away
Buddhas Body Art Tattooing and Exotic Piercing

Buddhas Body Art Tattooing and Exotic Piercing



Jul 6 2009 2:17 PM

This is a big year so take "Pride in your Hide". We are going to be open pre rally at least two weeks(July 18) so all of the locals can get the great tattoos and beat the rally prices (Tell all of your friends, please post a bulletin on your page, Thanks). We do have a spectacular artist line up. Not only do we have Rob Ferguson( the owner and CEO of Buddha's Body art in Erie Pa who has been featured in several magazines as well as many TV shows and he has over 300 first place trophies from international tattoo contest as well as hundreds of second and thirds, more than he can count. He is a second generation tattoo artist that has been doing tattoos for over 32 years. We also have Rat Bastard,Perry Stratton, Greg Drake, Shawn Peters Jeff Tattoo, Demented Ted , RJ,and  Steve Duncan (Dunc)  All of these artist are outstanding Freehand artist with Hundreds of trophies to there credit.They will be working during the rally from 8am -11pm accepting walk ins daily. No appointments are necessary. All artist use 100% new sterile individually packaged instruments that are autoclave sterilized and only used once then thrown away. New inks etc. per customer. Your safety is our number one Priority. Do not just get a tattoo, get a piece of artwork that will last you a life time. We also offer all piercings with a huge selection of Body jewelry. We do do temporary tattoos as well as airbrush body tattoos. Tell your friends. and come see us this Year at our Sturgis shopp 1108 main St Sturgis S.D for the Sturgis Bike rally 2009. Come and be a part of History.Thanks Rob CEO of Buddha's Body Art Inc.
CandorTV

CandorTV



Jun 29 2009 9:48 PM


Brent Morin abuses inanimate objects
See Brent Morin and other comedians on Hulu and at their home on CandorTV.com
Atomic Heart

Atomic Heart



Jun 18 2009 12:04 AM

QUE?! $2 DOLLAR DRINKS?!!! DIOS MIO (=O()
Pop Haydn

Whit



Jun 5 2009 9:32 PM

Thought you would enjoy seeing the poster for our event at the Laugh Factory! Hope everything is good! Cheers!


The Cure for the 21st Century!


PopHaydn.com
KIM THE KIDDER

KIM THE KIDDER



May 30 2009 6:54 PM

thanx 4 the add u rock,,,the other day i called my doctors office to get their lcation,,the receptionist sais 'do u wanna know where he practices ?'  i said 'HELL NO,,,I WANNA KNOW WHERE HE GETS IT RIGHT',,,lol
SAINT ANDREW

SAINT ANDREW



May 24 2009 5:46 PM

Salad Czar .....what u been up to? Miss u man!! wish u were hear this weekend....Good Times in Vegas..
Lynn Shawcroft

Lynn Shawcroft



May 8 2009 7:46 PM

Unconditional. Love. Forevahhhh!!

xoxoxoxo
Le Troupe Chosette

Le Troupe Chosette



May 7 2009 6:54 PM

merci!



www.youtube.com/chosetteproductions
Atomic Heart

Atomic Heart



Apr 29 2009 12:32 AM

I watched your videos 2 x,"so ya' got more plays now" says whispering ;)
Nikki Meow...=^..^=

Nikki Meow...=^..^=



Apr 11 2009 7:03 PM

MyHotComments.com
MyHotComments
Nikki Meow...=^..^=

Nikki Meow...=^..^=



Apr 10 2009 5:18 AM

MyHotComments.com
MyHotComments
The Tulsa Skull Swingers

The Tulsa Skull Swingers



Mar 12 2009 4:42 PM

Image and video hosting by TinyPic
Atomic Heart

Atomic Heart



Feb 28 2009 3:15 AM

Make em' bust up, crack a rib or two!
SPEECH THERAPY COMEDY

kiko breiz



Feb 26 2009 5:15 PM

Photobucket
w?d?u?t?i?a?.......

Diesheki-Shanaynay Asshtrey



Feb 22 2009 2:46 AM

This comment was sent by your friend via the Cheers!! app.
To block this app and all communications from it, click Here.



-------------------------------------------
Hey Ed Salazar, I am sending you a Apricot Bubbly.



Send me a drink back!

w?d?u?t?i?a?.......

Diesheki-Shanaynay Asshtrey



Feb 19 2009 11:48 PM

This comment was sent by your friend via the Cheers!! app.
To block this app and all communications from it, click Here.



-------------------------------------------
Hey Ed Salazar, I am sending you a Vodka Espresso.



Send me a drink back!

MONDO CELLULOID

Mondo Celluloid



Feb 17 2009 8:51 AM

SAINT ANDREW

SAINT ANDREW



Feb 16 2009 12:09 AM

so Ed...did you finaly loose your virginty on V Day yesterday???

and I mean with a girl.... ;)
John Vargas

John Vargas



Jan 21 2009 11:23 PM

You ready for this?

Calavera 1.30.8
BITCH! DONT U NOE IM HIGH LIKE A SUPPERMAN???!!

Chad Meyer



Jan 19 2009 8:39 AM

U SHOOD GET HIGH ASS FUKK AND WATCH THIS SHIT!!!!




NOW U NOE HOW I DO!!!!

YOUNG GOTTI OF COMEDY
ALGIERS BILLONAIR BOYZ KLUB
JustinKellyMcClure.com

JustinKellyMcClure.com



Jan 9 2009 6:47 PM

hey!Jan 15th I'm headlining the IMPROV and recording a cd/dvd, PLEASE come support this show:) Means a lot to have my friends there as I hope to sell it out.



Click on the pic below to take you to the IMPROV calendar:
Jan 15th!
OTHERWISE PLEASE CLICK THE FACEBOOK IMAGE BELOW TO JOIN MY FACEBOOK COMEDY PAGE

FaceBook Page
Hit me back if you have ANY questions - I hope to see you! I understand you may not be able to come ALL THE way to San Jose, but at least join my FaceBook:)
Add Comment


©2003-2009 MySpace.com. All Rights Reserved.