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About me:

If you are here you are either: A) a friend/family member that already knows me and therefore this whole "About Me" is unnecessary. B) a stranger who randomly happened upon my page while bored and/or high surfing myspace. or C) a spamming celebrity, business, comedian, rapper, artist, etc whose friend request will probably be denied (with some exceptions for exceptional people.)
So, if you do not know me let me give you a rundown of the facts that you could probably find if you took the time to properly snoop through my profile on your own. Thats right, right here in one little box to ensure minimal effort on your part. It's your lucky day. I am married. I have three kids that live with their Dads (yes, "Dad's", as in more than one, but less than three.) They are 8, 5, and 4. I live in Bellevue, but I travel every other weekend to Wauseon. I like to play video games, and not just "girly" games like puzzles an uno an shit, but shooters and RPG's an RTS and survival horror and pretty much everything but sports games - tho I will play some Tiger Woods, wrestling, and racing games. I like to watch movies that don't totally suck like Anchorman, Cloverfield, Zombie Diaries, and Scary Movie 4 did. *see favorite movies box* I like to read books... I know - wtf are books right? But the older I get the less I read for some reason. My poor books. Longing to be taken from the their shelves. To have the dust blown from their covers. To be lovingly fingered by delicate hands, careful not to break their bindings. Some of my books I have read so many times that pages are coming loose from them. Sorry I was staring at my book shelf and got distracted. Where was I? Oh yeah, I like Zombies. My husband and I collect zombie movies. Everybody should have a zombie survival plan. Don't watch Zombie Diaries, as I mentioned before it totally sucked. But not as bad as Tokyo Zombie. Ummm... I have a dog. Her name is Maggie. She's the awesomest dog ever and before you ask - No, she isn't a "giant wiener dog." She's part basset hound with a splash of german shepard. And possible some other mix. She's a mutt. My husband has a cat named Misty (we did not pick their names, their previous owners did.), but she's an outside cat now. We also have a pet rat, Oreo (Schemer died). Oh and a shitload of fish. And we like to go fishing. Fuck, I'm rambling. Now would be a good time to mention that I smoke, I drink. And I swear. A lot lot. Don't drink much, but then again it did almost kill me once upon a time so excuse me if I don't get piss drunk and make an ass of myself 3 nights a week like most sheep... er people. Which brings me to my next point. I don't really like people. I choose to keep my circle of friends small, and it's getting smaller by the day, haha. Oh yeah I'm not religious. I don't mind if you are, but please don't try to push that crap on me. Because I will laugh at you. You know why? Because adults with imaginary friends are retarded.
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