1032 A.D... 961 Years ago...
A tiny Eggbot was jettisoned from an extra-terrestrial ovum onto a strange violent blue world. On this blue world, your earth, a quest for UNIVERSAL MUSICAL KNOWLEDGE began.
1937 A.D... Eggbot (the band) creates sounds that inspire Stravinsky, Gershwin, Coltrane, and the Monkees. After the death of Eggbot's 222nd drummer and classic bad guy, Dirty Joe McGinty, a young upstart by going by the name of ShishKaBob burst onto the scene, blackmailing Eggbot into mentoring him in the art of UNIVERSAL MUSICAL KNOWLEDGE, thereby preserving the form for hours to come and solidifying Eggbot's place in the Interstellar Rock&Roll Hall of Infamy.
DON'T MISS THE QUASI-MEN PERFORM THEIR NEW HIT RECORD IN ITS ENTIRETY. LIVE AND IN PERSON WITH A NEW AND IMPROVED ONE NIGHT ONLY 4 MEMBER LINE UP COMPLETE WITH DUAL GUITAR INSANITY AND FARFISA ORGAN FOR THE FIRST TIME! COME AND CELEBRATE THE END TIMES WITH ALL YOUR DEAD FRIENDS!
