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A tiny Eggbot was jettisoned from an extra-terrestrial ovum onto a strange violent blue world. On this blue world, your earth, a quest for UNIVERSAL MUSICAL KNOWLEDGE began.
1937 A.D... Eggbot (the band) creates sounds that inspire Stravinsky, Gershwin, Coltrane, and the Monkees. After the death of Eggbot's 222nd drummer and classic bad guy, Dirty Joe McGinty, a young upstart by going by the name of ShishKaBob burst onto the scene, blackmailing Eggbot into mentoring him in the art of UNIVERSAL MUSICAL KNOWLEDGE, thereby preserving the form for hours to come and solidifying Eggbot's place in the Interstellar Rock&Roll Hall of Infamy.
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Our first vinyl release, a 7" compilation record of short songs from Portland musicians called Short Songs From Long Fellows, will drop on June 19, 2007. It's now available for pre-order!!! Go here to check out artwork and track listing and to buy one.
If you really can't wait to get your hands on one, go to one of the bands' shows. They may be on sale there before the release date. Check the shows section to find out when and where we're playing.
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I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that galvin has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. CAFPIT.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from CAFPIT.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
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