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Egokill is a Regressive Metal band from The Rock! We have no gimmicks as we are not intelligent enough to follow through with them... C'mon we're all Dutch, how much can you really expect from us, except brutal fuckin music. The only things you can really count on us for are being unreliable, being Dutch and playing songs we actually like.
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A little known fact is that Egokill songs are inspired by "Rabid Pteradactyl Onslaughts;" we found it as a source of inspiration and now use tangerines to recreate the fear and panic generally associated with such events on your stereo. The Pteradactyl attacks occured towards the end of Spring 2006 luckily these four individuals were able to find each other and start Egokill.
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You may be wondering what a "Rabid Pteradactyl Onslaught" may sound like. Pteradactyls are paticularly fond of thrash metal so that is an obvious given, however, we throw in some other influences so that they do not entirely take over our sound. Everything is a throwback to the 80's and early 90's to create a classic metal feel, along with early hardcore with some hardcore punk influences to add to the flavor. All of which are associated with thrashing! Egokill does have a fondness for Dethmetal, although it has not yet been incorperated in the sound... yet.
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NOTE: Schubacca is currently available, though it is thought that he may venture out on an expedition to tie strings on wookies (a fondness of his) so an extended leave of abscence is once again expected
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UPDATE: Schubacca was carried off by a wookie during his last adventure... Not expected to be seen for another couple of months. Somehow he is able to remain in contact; said wookies are thought (hoped) to be semi-benevolent.
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Brian(Shermicide) - Catalyst, Lyrical and Musical Visionary behind the fist. Needs no other introduction. Most photogenic member.
MVP - Interprets Brian's ramblings into what is almost considered music. Fears tying strings to wookies which is why his strings always break. Is known for popping G-Strings. On Photogenic level with Jason.
Jason - Has fathered all the children known to come from the Egokill camp; corrects music ramblings into some sort of coherent manner. Only Egokill member that is accepted by society, though we all try. On Photogenic level with Matt.
Schubacca - Has not contributed much to the music, but genuinely enjoys it; his credit goes to the artwork, cowbell blast beats, and maybe once or twice had something to contribute to a song. Is known for tying strings to wookies, whichs leads to his consistant absences. Least Photogenic member.
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Oh and Fuck you Todd!
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