!!!A-M-E-R-I-C-A!!!
We love M-U-S-I-C in general. Anything creative and inspiring. The Illinois Valley music scene past and present. 50's Pop Tunes, Experimental Rock, Metal of the Doom and Grind variety, Old Skool Punk, Ska, Radio Trash........Anyone who is open minded... Everyone who gives a damn, and everyone that never will.
Sounds Like
That feeling between sleeping and dreaming. or
the backbone of american music...
Egon's Unicat is a myth. It doesn't exist. For those of you who have stumbled upon this myth be wary that your life may be in danger.
Egon was just a humble professor of Biochemistry and Law at the University of Vermont when he stumbled upon a most peculiar strand of DNA while doing his laundry in one of the campus dormitories. He took a sample of this DNA from an anonymous students "I'm With Stupid" shirt and went home that night to run some routine tests. The tests were anything but routine however when Egon's cat (named Johncat) became sick due to some spoiled tuna the professor had given him and spastically tore up the entire lab. During the chaos Johncat had been harmed due to broken class and the unidentified DNA crept into his blood stream causing both of his front legs to immediately rot and fall off of his body. Egon, immediately frantic ran to help the crazy critter, but at that very moment Johncat's body began shaking and bubbling violently and a brand new leg sprouted from the middle of Johncat's chest. The cat now had only three legs, but one of these legs was protruding from the middle of the cats chest as if he were a snowmobile or tricycle. Egon then decided that Johncat was no longer the same cat he had grown to love and cherish all those years of teaching, he had become a UNICAT....
or Egon's Unicat could just be a rock n' roll band having a schizo nature in appearance and sound that hails from the Illinois Valley...you decide
hahahahahahah oh wow. that comment was very very funny! Not too much is up with me, whats up with you all? and tell him i said hey, ask him if he's dieting, and if he says yes make sure he's throwing up and using lots of drugs to stay thin. that is unbelievably important. done deal.
Hey, guys. Remember when I borrowed you the Key to the City? Well, I'm movin' in a month and I want it back to decorate my apartment in Chicago. Just give it to Ryan and he'll get it to me. Take your time too... I mean, I got a month afterall.
Yeah, great playing with you guys again. That was our first house party that we played in a long time (fun and drunken!). Have a good one and we will do something together again soon.
Kickin show last night guys. When we get back from the road, we'll definitely have to do it again.
Oh, yea. I meant to tell you, we finally got the new Binford 6100 series guitar and bass in today. We would've gotten the drums, but they sounded a little to industrial in the demo. Truth be told, we're not manly enough to actually coax music out of these things yet, but one day...the earth shall tremble. ogh ogh ogh.
