Captain The Heart Warming Story

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is Sweeney Todd the demon barber of fleet street. In theaters this friday. Click for tickets and showtimes.Mood: evil evilat 2:28 PM Dec 20, 2007 view more

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  • Tucson, Arizona, US
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  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Tucson, Az
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 7" / Average
  • Ethnicity: Other
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Libra
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Occupation: Massage Therapist, Shiatsu Practitioner

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  • Jun 28 2009 7:29 AM

    wow, that Nomi video is awesome. thanks!
  • Jun 25 2009 5:03 PM

    It really not gay to put a wig on a man and pretend he's a woman...

  • Jun 22 2009 11:54 PM

    Ok, so I'm diggin the dive bar karaoke!!
    Thank you & Dave, again for taking me out for my birthday!
  • Jun 18 2009 11:43 PM

    Alright, that's good enough for me.  Will you call me with the details & directions to said dive
  • Jun 17 2009 5:56 PM

    I'd love to go on 1 condition -  I dont sing, dont ask me to sing, dont bug me to sing either(thats contingent on the entire group)
  • Jun 10 2009 2:40 PM

  • Jun 8 2009 6:01 PM


    Once you go gnome you don't go home... so I moved in.
  • May 26 2009 12:32 AM

  • May 23 2009 8:40 PM

    Solomon and I made this.

    .. ..
  • May 18 2009 7:17 PM

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  • May 18 2009 6:48 AM

    Hey homie how goes it?
  • May 10 2009 6:51 AM

  • May 4 2009 1:46 AM

    The deluxe hug guy was pretty funny, and I love that the peaceful hippy got pissed and started cursing him out :D
  • May 2 2009 6:42 AM

  • m&m

    Apr 15 2009 5:22 PM

    Party! You had a party and didnt invite me- fuck now i feel like an ass.
    Come see me re re
  • Apr 11 2009 3:12 AM

  • Apr 10 2009 1:06 AM

    I feel like such an ass!!! I didn't make it to your party!!! FUCK!!!!!

    i'm sorry hun!!!!
  • Apr 7 2009 7:45 PM

    So sorry that I missed it!
  • Apr 6 2009 9:47 PM

    i hate this layout!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but n e wayz how was the party hommie? :) did anyone take off their clothes?
  • Apr 4 2009 10:30 PM

    FREE SHOW 2NIGHT ON 4th Ave
    Body: The Contest at Hardcore 101 has been canceled for today so heres a FREE SHOW for you 2night


    10 o clock

    Mary's Tacos

    Across the street from The Shanty
    Next to Maloney's

    This show is out door so dress accordingly
  • Apr 3 2009 7:05 AM

    sounds hawt.
  • Apr 1 2009 1:37 AM

    I actually have an Oingo Boingo cd here at the house heh.
  • Mar 31 2009 5:49 PM

    Ahhhhh... thank you!!

    -EP
  • Mar 30 2009 10:50 PM

    Wow, good job. You actually left a working comment.
  • Mar 30 2009 8:37 PM



    YOU GOT BARACK ROLLED!!!
  • Mar 30 2009 7:27 PM

    Hah hah! Nice!
  • Mar 27 2009 4:07 AM

    so i followed the link and saw a picture of a robot...whats up with that? after all this time and you only send me a picture of a transformer robot look alike thing!? :P
  • Mar 25 2009 3:49 AM

    i can't see the picture.
  • Mar 17 2009 4:40 PM

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  • Mar 12 2009 9:08 PM

  • m&m

    Mar 12 2009 1:24 AM

    lol! i love you!
  • Mar 9 2009 3:37 AM

    Anyway you slice it that guy was baked.
  • Mar 9 2009 1:45 AM

    This is old, but I still like it.
  • Mar 9 2009 1:43 AM

    These guys are amazing!
  • Mar 9 2009 1:27 AM

    ha ha cute!
  • Feb 12 2009 6:10 AM

    Girls from Sad Forever.
  • Jan 28 2009 2:10 AM

    Awesomalot!
  • Jan 14 2009 5:09 PM

    Excerpt from the ‘Tales of Bahdma and the Cap’n’

    It's Happening, Part II



    “Find Ta, find Ta, “ did Bahdma mutter,
    And only once did he stumble-stutter,
    Though partway through he banged his femur,
    And cried, “Where are you, you cursed lemur?!”

    He shut his eyes in bleak despair,
    Though his face in truth, was ever fair,
    And raised his voice to the growing dark,
    To speak with earnestness right from the heart.


    “I promise Ta, no gankle bouts,
    but I’m desperate now, so hear me out!
    Together we two can face the Cap’n,
    Certainly then, will nothing happen!”

    Then Bahdma sat and waited, worried,
    “Oh come now Ta, won’t you just hurry?”
    He slumped in shadow, fathoms deep,
    So no passerby could see him weep.


    Hope was fading for Bahdma fast,
    And his stomach growled for some repast.

    At length he drew a deep, sad sigh,
    Then rolled a joint and got really high.


    Baked and blazed he settled back,
    Longing too, for a tasty snack.

    Soon he forgot why he was there,
    And fell asleep with no fanfare.


    It was hours later as Bahdma snoozed,
    That Ta appeared wearing something lewd -
    All leather, fins, and coal-rimmed eye,
    with high dark boots that gripped each thigh.


    He moved with silent, silken gait,
    Unconcerned that he was late,
    Instead he grinned with Cheshire smile,
    And whispered, “Hey, it’s been awhile”.


    The Bahdma woke with a sudden start,
    And scrambled up with pounding heart,
    “Damn-it Ta!” he did he exclaim,
    “Don’t creep around and breathe my name!”

    Ta just offered a languid shrug,
    The leathers creaking, form-fitting snug.

    He drummed a beat with a restless air,
    And asked at length, why he was there.


    Two confidants in the dark of night,
    Exchanged stories of the that rakish blight,
    The charismatic, depraved ‘ol Cap’n,
    Whose favorite thing was to make “it” happen.


    To be continued…
  • Jan 14 2009 5:04 PM

    Part 1 Refresher

    *~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~*

    Excerpts from the ‘Tales of Bahdma and the Cap'n’

    It’s Happening , Part I





    Said Bahdma to the Cap'n's leer,
    "I do not, do NOT like it here!"
    I do not like it in the dark,
    I will not like it in the park!"

    "But dearest Bahdma," the Cap'n said,
    "It's happened now, right in the shed.

    But in my head our worlds collide,
    Like a twisty, turvy, circus ride.
    "

    "Oh no, dear me!" did Bahdma shout,
    "I'm certain now that I want out!
    Away you beast, you raving loon,
    I really should be going soon.
    "

    "Back to my dear, sweet Ellis love,
    Whom I make coo like turtle dove.
    "
    The Cap'n smirked with arm outstretched,
    "I think not!" yelled he the wretch.


    "It's happening, it's happening!" sang he with glee,
    "Now there is nowhere to flee.
    "
    "Wait! Desist!" the Bahdma called,
    "Cannot another take the fall?"

    "Well," said Cap'n, giving pause,
    "Let me think, my smooth frommage.

    That one svelte Ta, he's quite nice too,
    Is something for you to do?"

    "Oh yes, of course," Bahdma assured,
    "All I need is to hear the word.
    "
    "Then go, begone!" urged Cap'n on,
    "And bring me back that pale Ta-Juan.
    "


    To be continued...
  • Jan 6 2009 10:19 PM

    The New Year's MUST SEE: Sad Forever!!!

    FUNNY PICTURES - funny jokes - increase web site traffic
  • Jan 1 2009 5:07 AM

    We've completed yet another revolution around the sun, and I hope the next trip brings you much joy and luck and love.
    Happy new year Rob =)
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  • Dec 26 2008 9:15 PM

    Cosmic tidings egoSoft
  • Dec 25 2008 11:07 AM

    Hope your winter festivities are joyous and rewarding. Planning to come out in late feb.
    hope to see you then!
  • Dec 19 2008 7:41 PM

    You know, I really liked your myspace layout. Spiffy.
  • Dec 19 2008 7:19 AM

    LOL!! Super funny! I just finished my finals, Sunday- I do online schooling, and Started my new classes Monday. So.... I am wayyyyy exhausted. Plus I am currently battling my Grade I was given and the influence it had on my GPA. I hate that some school view A's as A's and other schools view an A as an A and an A- as an A-. Pain in my ass. Anyhoo, my grade was supposed to be an A and it turns out the Professor printed it as an A-. I got an A in my other class and both those A's should have bumped up my GPA from an 3.97 to a 3.98. Well that one flippin' A- dropped it to a 3.95 instead. So I am struggling to get ah hold of my academic counselor to get it fixed, especially before the holiday break. Pain in my ass! I hope you do well on your end! Always nice to hear from you.
    :)
  • Dec 13 2008 7:25 PM

    hey baby...
  • Dec 10 2008 1:29 AM

    Tell me about it, I am super poor too! Thank you, I am done with my celebration of my B-day. One day is good enough for me. I have been great. Doing finals right now. So I have been swamped with school work all week.
    What are you going to be doing for your x-mas?
  • Dec 5 2008 9:10 AM

    Cosmic tidings egoSoft
  • Dec 1 2008 10:03 PM