so i followed the link and saw a picture of a robot...whats up with that? after all this time and you only send me a picture of a transformer robot look alike thing!? :P
“Find Ta, find Ta, “ did Bahdma mutter, And only once did he stumble-stutter, Though partway through he banged his femur, And cried, “Where are you, you cursed lemur?!”
He shut his eyes in bleak despair, Though his face in truth, was ever fair, And raised his voice to the growing dark, To speak with earnestness right from the heart.
“I promise Ta, no gankle bouts, but I’m desperate now, so hear me out! Together we two can face the Cap’n, Certainly then, will nothing happen!”
Then Bahdma sat and waited, worried, “Oh come now Ta, won’t you just hurry?” He slumped in shadow, fathoms deep, So no passerby could see him weep.
Hope was fading for Bahdma fast, And his stomach growled for some repast.
At length he drew a deep, sad sigh, Then rolled a joint and got really high.
Baked and blazed he settled back, Longing too, for a tasty snack.
Soon he forgot why he was there, And fell asleep with no fanfare.
It was hours later as Bahdma snoozed, That Ta appeared wearing something lewd - All leather, fins, and coal-rimmed eye, with high dark boots that gripped each thigh.
He moved with silent, silken gait, Unconcerned that he was late, Instead he grinned with Cheshire smile, And whispered, “Hey, it’s been awhile”.
The Bahdma woke with a sudden start, And scrambled up with pounding heart, “Damn-it Ta!” he did he exclaim, “Don’t creep around and breathe my name!”
Ta just offered a languid shrug, The leathers creaking, form-fitting snug.
He drummed a beat with a restless air, And asked at length, why he was there.
Two confidants in the dark of night, Exchanged stories of the that rakish blight, The charismatic, depraved ‘ol Cap’n, Whose favorite thing was to make “it” happen.
Said Bahdma to the Cap'n's leer, "I do not, do NOT like it here!" I do not like it in the dark, I will not like it in the park!"
"But dearest Bahdma," the Cap'n said, "It's happened now, right in the shed.
But in my head our worlds collide, Like a twisty, turvy, circus ride. "
"Oh no, dear me!" did Bahdma shout, "I'm certain now that I want out! Away you beast, you raving loon, I really should be going soon. "
"Back to my dear, sweet Ellis love, Whom I make coo like turtle dove. " The Cap'n smirked with arm outstretched, "I think not!" yelled he the wretch.
"It's happening, it's happening!" sang he with glee, "Now there is nowhere to flee. " "Wait! Desist!" the Bahdma called, "Cannot another take the fall?"
"Well," said Cap'n, giving pause, "Let me think, my smooth frommage.
That one svelte Ta, he's quite nice too, Is something for you to do?"
"Oh yes, of course," Bahdma assured, "All I need is to hear the word. " "Then go, begone!" urged Cap'n on, "And bring me back that pale Ta-Juan. "
LOL!! Super funny! I just finished my finals, Sunday- I do online schooling, and Started my new classes Monday. So.... I am wayyyyy exhausted. Plus I am currently battling my Grade I was given and the influence it had on my GPA. I hate that some school view A's as A's and other schools view an A as an A and an A- as an A-. Pain in my ass. Anyhoo, my grade was supposed to be an A and it turns out the Professor printed it as an A-. I got an A in my other class and both those A's should have bumped up my GPA from an 3.97 to a 3.98. Well that one flippin' A- dropped it to a 3.95 instead. So I am struggling to get ah hold of my academic counselor to get it fixed, especially before the holiday break. Pain in my ass! I hope you do well on your end! Always nice to hear from you. :)
Tell me about it, I am super poor too! Thank you, I am done with my celebration of my B-day. One day is good enough for me. I have been great. Doing finals right now. So I have been swamped with school work all week. What are you going to be doing for your x-mas?
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Thank you & Dave, again for taking me out for my birthday!
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This show is out door so dress accordingly
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YOU GOT BARACK ROLLED!!!
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It's Happening, Part II
“Find Ta, find Ta, “ did Bahdma mutter,
And only once did he stumble-stutter,
Though partway through he banged his femur,
And cried, “Where are you, you cursed lemur?!”
He shut his eyes in bleak despair,
Though his face in truth, was ever fair,
And raised his voice to the growing dark,
To speak with earnestness right from the heart.
“I promise Ta, no gankle bouts,
but I’m desperate now, so hear me out!
Together we two can face the Cap’n,
Certainly then, will nothing happen!”
Then Bahdma sat and waited, worried,
“Oh come now Ta, won’t you just hurry?”
He slumped in shadow, fathoms deep,
So no passerby could see him weep.
Hope was fading for Bahdma fast,
And his stomach growled for some repast.
At length he drew a deep, sad sigh,
Then rolled a joint and got really high.
Baked and blazed he settled back,
Longing too, for a tasty snack.
Soon he forgot why he was there,
And fell asleep with no fanfare.
It was hours later as Bahdma snoozed,
That Ta appeared wearing something lewd -
All leather, fins, and coal-rimmed eye,
with high dark boots that gripped each thigh.
He moved with silent, silken gait,
Unconcerned that he was late,
Instead he grinned with Cheshire smile,
And whispered, “Hey, it’s been awhile”.
The Bahdma woke with a sudden start,
And scrambled up with pounding heart,
“Damn-it Ta!” he did he exclaim,
“Don’t creep around and breathe my name!”
Ta just offered a languid shrug,
The leathers creaking, form-fitting snug.
He drummed a beat with a restless air,
And asked at length, why he was there.
Two confidants in the dark of night,
Exchanged stories of the that rakish blight,
The charismatic, depraved ‘ol Cap’n,
Whose favorite thing was to make “it” happen.
To be continued…
Jan 14 2009 5:04 PM
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It’s Happening , Part I
Said Bahdma to the Cap'n's leer,
"I do not, do NOT like it here!"
I do not like it in the dark,
I will not like it in the park!"
"But dearest Bahdma," the Cap'n said,
"It's happened now, right in the shed.
But in my head our worlds collide,
Like a twisty, turvy, circus ride."
"Oh no, dear me!" did Bahdma shout,
"I'm certain now that I want out!
Away you beast, you raving loon,
I really should be going soon."
"Back to my dear, sweet Ellis love,
Whom I make coo like turtle dove."
The Cap'n smirked with arm outstretched,
"I think not!" yelled he the wretch.
"It's happening, it's happening!" sang he with glee,
"Now there is nowhere to flee."
"Wait! Desist!" the Bahdma called,
"Cannot another take the fall?"
"Well," said Cap'n, giving pause,
"Let me think, my smooth frommage.
That one svelte Ta, he's quite nice too,
Is something for you to do?"
"Oh yes, of course," Bahdma assured,
"All I need is to hear the word."
"Then go, begone!" urged Cap'n on,
"And bring me back that pale Ta-Juan."
To be continued...
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