This comment is for Lou, fortunately enough you are not down on my friends list.
We (not all of us admittedly) have tolerated you, been polite to you, even respected you for Mike, because Mike is a mate, has been since the day I met him and was always someone you could count on, I say was, he still is and always will be. How can you expect us to take this though - a snidy little comment out of nowhere to fat, who has always been good to you.
I've honestly never met anyone as misguided, ignorant and basically rude as you. Wednesday night, me and fat went to call for Mike, not Mike and Lou, just Mike and he opens the door with a smile on his face, a minute later you come down the stairs and the atmosphere changes, no hellos just plain rudeness. He told you to fuck off. Why doesn't he do it more was all I could say. I wouldn't take anybody speaking to my mates like that.
As already said, we hang around with each other because we have a laugh, we take the piss out of each other - thats what mates do - but seriously, we are all best buddies. Mike is a mate, you should appreciate he does want to spend time with us and likewise us with him.
I'm just lost for words as to how awful somebody could be. Perhaps we're all just biased because Mike is a good lad and we want to spend more time with him but you must understand you are being nothing but self-centered, over-controlling and paranoid.
Whatever anyway, you just are not worth it. You don't understand the damage you do, you can't honestly believe you saying things like this are constructive and in the good of your relationship. Listen, just do us all a favour and leave Mike to his own choices.
Copy and paste that to her fat. Words don't justify the anger. She's laughable.
I only give u abuse as u deserve it, and how do i suck im not sad and look for doggers or dont sit in a tree or do boring shit like a 5 year old finds fun! and like i get sick and tired of you just fucking knocking on the door as u have noone better to do boring crap, what makes u think we wanna do that? mikes grown up now u no. least trims trying to get a girlf, u lot just need to have a huge fuckin gang bang as thats what u all want ur just scared to tell each other. ur just a group full of puffs who dont actualy like each other and hang out 4 sumit "fun" to do! u shud all just grow up get sum 'real' friends and get 'proper' lives! xx
hannah easily the fitter i reckon so you've done well there mate. newcastle offered me a place to do a masters by the way, be chuffed for me fool. sessions with loads of geordies are called for.
blimey, sounds as if you're actually worried about what people might think about you. goes against your principles that surely? i'd like to confirm i, too, aren't gay and sadly don't go out with a cracking lass called sarah. shame.
bro, we'd best not write about that shiv on here, we'll get randoms thinking we're that way inclined. so yeah, why no dunc tonight? that'll be another night away from him.
