Remember that time you refused to go to dinner with me and I went and ate in Times Square and then when I got back to your apartment you wanted me to go to dinner with you so we went to some restaurant down the street and you inhaled a cheeseburger and then pretended to have forgotten your money so I had to pay for it?
Remember that time I asked you if you would be on AIM later so we could video chat and then you laughed like I was stupid cause we both know you don't have friends so you wouldn't be out. But then you weren't on AIM and it turned out you were sleeping and I was so upset that...Oh shit, I lost train of thought cause I remembered I was going to eat a cheeseburger today...I will call you later and let you know how it goes.
Well, I really love your top one. And you, I really love you. I'm going to work up a draft of the itinerary tomorrow and send it to you. And I'll work on the "Things we are going to do before we die (causing a bowels to release) list" as well.
