Watch (above) last week’s episode of INBOUND, my cartoon. It takes place in an airport. Go to my website www.CaptainBigBeard.com to see the NEWEST episode!
Kellen's Interests
General
CaptainBigBeard.com. I'm not just saying that to advertise my hilarious site. I just want you to go there and tell your friends about it.
Music
Any artist who's name includes the words "Gwen" or "Steffani."
Movies
Go to CaptainBigBeard.com, it's better than movies.
Television
Television has warped morals, a growing glitter of greedy commercials, and damns your creative thinking process as you mindlessly coast for thoughtless hours on "Reality This" or "Crime Scenes That." I hope to be on TV within five years.
About me: My pictures explain who I am, better than words. (I am in every picture, no stunt doubles.)
Go to www.CaptainBigBeard.com too. It's a site filled with animation created by ME, and it's amazingly funny to YOU.
so if i go see you at the joke joint show in minneapolis on the 24th of may, can you guarantee that the 7:30 show will be different than the 10:00 show?
KELLEN!!! I love this picture of you. How are you doing? I havent talked to you forever! You need to come out to utah and do a show. I would get a bunch of my friends to go see you. I will be back home for a week in november. Maybe we can catch up and go bowling or something like old times!
So I finished writing my article about the competition. I'll send you a copy if you'd like. How did the next two rounds go? Keep me updated, I hope you win! :)
hey hey. we absolutley loved your show last night! it was the funnies thing of my life. that picture will deffinitely have a spot on myspace. good luck in the competition.
happy belated birthday! sorry i didn't drop a message sooner, my computer was out of commission and i don't know your phone number. i hope it was the bomb.
- dan p.s. i was at the raiders game on sunday and thought of you as i panned the crowd and realized something: "i think kellen wrote his non-registered raider fan vehicle joke about me." you did, didn't you. look, i couldn't get it to pass smog because the oxygen sensor wasn't reading correctly and i had to install a new one in order to get my truck registered. and it took us forever to figure that problem out. and besides, i don't even drive it anymore. SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET OFF MY BACK ERSKINE!
Hey! I don't appriciate your comment about Tex being just a dirty bunny! I gave you that bunny remember! (never mind we found his mom runny down the street already pregnant, so I guess that's pretty dirty as far as bunnies go...) Would you rather have had a three legged cat instead? What was with the name anyway? Tex? And then your brother named the cat I gave him Star Wars...
