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Kellen
"Go to CaptainBigBeard.com"

Male
25 years old
SANTA CLARA,
United States



Last Login:7/24/2008
View My: Pics | Videos

   Contacting Kellen

 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/ekellen  

   Kellen's Comedian Bio
BioEmail me for questions at ekellen@gmail.com
Members
FilmsWatch (above) last week’s episode of INBOUND, my cartoon. It takes place in an airport. Go to my website www.CaptainBigBeard.com to see the NEWEST episode!

    Kellen's Interests
GeneralCaptainBigBeard.com. I'm not just saying that to advertise my hilarious site. I just want you to go there and tell your friends about it.
MusicAny artist who's name includes the words "Gwen" or "Steffani."
MoviesGo to CaptainBigBeard.com, it's better than movies.
TelevisionTelevision has warped morals, a growing glitter of greedy commercials, and damns your creative thinking process as you mindlessly coast for thoughtless hours on "Reality This" or "Crime Scenes That." I hope to be on TV within five years.
HeroesI admire people that like me.

     Kellen's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Santa Clara, CA
Body type:0' 8"
Religion:Mormon
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Education:Some college


   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 19 2008 8:00P
Some theater Vallejo CA
Jul 19 2008 10:00P
The Darkroom San Francisco CA
Aug 13 2008 8:00P
Famous Johnny’s Comedy Club Kansas City MO
Aug 14 2008 8:00P
Famous Johnny’s Comedy Club Kansas City MO
Aug 15 2008 7:45P
Famous Johnny’s Comedy Club Kansas City MO
Aug 15 2008 9:45P
Famous Johnny’s Comedy Club Kansas City MO
Aug 16 2008 7:45P
Famous Johnny’s Comedy Club Kansas City MO
Aug 16 2008 9:45P
Famous Johnny’s Comedy Club Kansas City MO
Aug 20 2008 8:00P
The Purple Onion San Francisco CA
Oct 23 2008 8:00P
Joke Joint Minneapolis MN
Oct 24 2008 8:00P
Joke Joint Minneapolis MN
Oct 25 2008 7:30P
Joke Joint Minneapolis MN
Oct 25 2008 10:00P
Joke Joint Minneapolis MN

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   Kellen's Blurbs
About me:
My pictures explain who I am, better than words. (I am in every picture, no stunt doubles.) Go to www.CaptainBigBeard.com too. It's a site filled with animation created by ME, and it's amazingly funny to YOU.
Who I'd like to meet:
Groucho Marx.

   Kellen's Friend Space (Top 8)
Kellen has 308 friends.
 Jack Ace 


 Harry 


 Josh E 


 Collin Moulton 


 Ryan 


 Vicarious 


 Grand Couley 


 Brendan Lynch 





Kellen's Friends Comments
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Hayley G





Jun 30 2008 11:57 AM

Hi. So are you going to the family thingy here in UT? Hope so... that'd be fun...
Grand Couley





May 22 2008 5:53 AM

i'm in the middle east... now i know why no one wants to come here
Alli





Apr 22 2008 11:53 PM

Want more videos. I laugh when I watch them. More please?

That is all.
JerrysLittleHelper





Apr 14 2008 10:58 PM

I watched it like your bulletin post demanded. It was very Kellen-y. Brilliant. Except, next time maybe you could make it more Trevor-y.
Grand Couley





Mar 2 2008 12:05 AM

so if i go see you at the joke joint show in minneapolis on the 24th of may, can you guarantee that the 7:30 show will be different than the 10:00 show?
Wes Hofmann





Feb 8 2008 8:00 PM

Good to see you last night...dig the new stuff. I liked your T-Shirt too. Where you get it?
Josh E





Jan 28 2008 11:45 AM


MySpace Comments - Funny
MySpace Layouts - Funny
Free Comments & Graphics
Sharon Lacey





Dec 22 2007 9:44 AM

Have a fun Christmas, Kellen, and a gig-filled New Year!
Tara





Nov 24 2007 1:39 AM

Kellen! Come to Utah! Please!!!!
Wilkinator





Nov 22 2007 11:30 AM

Happy Thanksgiving!!

Your toons make me proud.. which is disturbing.
Sam





Nov 20 2007 12:11 PM

Jeff Dunham is Hilarious!!!! I saw him last time he was at the Improv, I am going again in Dec. I am stoked your gonna be there too!!
.[amy].





Nov 13 2007 10:58 AM

hey i heard you did good in a comedy thing! so congrats :D
Alli





Nov 9 2007 10:21 AM

My stomach is ACTUALLY sore from all the laughing. :D
Dave





Oct 29 2007 1:12 PM

This is extremely late, but I just found out about the SF Comedy Competition results. Congratulations, sir.
Harry





Oct 26 2007 12:57 PM

Please take me out of your top 8. I have a "female only" top 8 policy.

You’re welcome.
Vicarious





Oct 21 2007 9:02 PM

none of those upcoming events are in UTAH?!?!
Mim





Oct 16 2007 12:14 PM

kellen. this is miriam. Ill be in san jo in 11 days and i want to come to a show, so... ill have to get your # from caitlin or somesink.
.[amy].





Oct 10 2007 9:07 PM

I don't believe that everyone
knows you (yet?) haha.
.[amy].





Oct 10 2007 12:32 PM

Ah-Ha so you are alive?...

Not just makin a name huh?

:D
EpiZzLe





Oct 4 2007 6:18 PM

KELLEN!!! I love this picture of you. How are you doing? I havent talked to you forever! You need to come out to utah and do a show. I would get a bunch of my friends to go see you. I will be back home for a week in november. Maybe we can catch up and go bowling or something like old times!
JerrysLittleHelper





Oct 3 2007 4:33 PM

hey there, i see on your profile it says you're single....im single too. what d'ya say?
Ryan





Oct 2 2007 7:37 PM

nice picture! stop moving my picture down on your top list!
.[amy].





Sep 20 2007 3:11 PM

:P
Wes Hofmann





Sep 20 2007 12:14 AM

This is a rhyme bout Kellen,
listen to what it is I'm tellin,
except you can't listen only hear,
his jokes will make ya fall on ya rear!

Kellen, who's last name is Erksine,
think of him while your ***HEY NOW!***
Wes didn't know how to waste time,
that's why he wrote this ryhme.


Hope all is well with you man.
Vicarious





Sep 18 2007 11:24 PM

you NEED to come to Utah again. even St George!! Me and Hayley will get all of our friends there!
Dan F'N Wilson!





Sep 17 2007 9:34 PM

give it up for the troops
mandapanda





Sep 17 2007 1:57 PM

Nooo I am deffinitely not one of those people. Ha ha. How did your next rounds go???
Wanna





Sep 17 2007 10:21 AM

So I finished writing my article about the competition. I'll send you a copy if you'd like. How did the next two rounds go? Keep me updated, I hope you win! :)
mandapanda





Sep 15 2007 1:15 AM

hey hey. we absolutley loved your show last night! it was the funnies thing of my life. that picture will deffinitely have a spot on myspace. good luck in the competition.


ps. we think you will win!
Dan F'N Wilson!





Sep 11 2007 12:52 PM

happy belated birthday! sorry i didn't drop a message sooner, my computer was out of commission and i don't know your phone number. i hope it was the bomb.

- dan
p.s. i was at the raiders game on sunday and thought of you as i panned the crowd and realized something: "i think kellen wrote his non-registered raider fan vehicle joke about me." you did, didn't you. look, i couldn't get it to pass smog because the oxygen sensor wasn't reading correctly and i had to install a new one in order to get my truck registered. and it took us forever to figure that problem out. and besides, i don't even drive it anymore. SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET OFF MY BACK ERSKINE!
Grand Couley





Sep 9 2007 10:04 PM

also, i hate not being in california right now
Wilkinator





Sep 9 2007 9:29 PM

That duck still kills me.

Stupid random ducks filling in plot holes..
Grand Couley





Sep 9 2007 10:03 PM

nine inch nails
Tweetie





Sep 5 2007 11:31 PM

Congrats on being my friend. Hope that your show went well the other night and that you are rockin' the laughs up there in northern cali.
.[amy].





Sep 5 2007 12:18 PM

How is telling jokes
going for you?...
:D
.





Aug 28 2007 12:18 AM

each joke kellen made was gold---go to feature?
.





Aug 27 2007 11:53 PM

hey kellen did u ever hear how Vellen Irskine's set went???
Harry





Aug 3 2007 3:22 PM

I quit
katiethepython





Jul 28 2007 2:37 PM

Hey! I don't appriciate your comment about Tex being just a dirty bunny! I gave you that bunny remember! (never mind we found his mom runny down the street already pregnant, so I guess that's pretty dirty as far as bunnies go...) Would you rather have had a three legged cat instead? What was with the name anyway? Tex? And then your brother named the cat I gave him Star Wars...
Wilkinator