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Monsieur Champagne
Explicit/Raw / Family Friendly / Black
"Should I call my comedy album "Mein Comedy"?"

Male
38 years old
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login:7/24/2008
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   Monsieur Champagne's Comedian Bio
BioMatt Champagne is a grown man but his voice cracks like a fourteen-year-old kid’s and he often sounds like he has a cold. Matt Champagne has hair on his back which he hopes will just go away on its own someday. Matt Champagne’s last name is really Champagne but that bothers people who don’t know him very well so they don’t know exactly what to call him sometimes. Matt Champagne could say something accidentally inappropriate at any time. Matt Champagne has been making his living acting in various TV shows, movies and commercials for about twelve years now: TV stuff like "Providence," "Will and Grace," "Working," "The Tick," "Angel," "Monk," "CSI Miami," "Boston Legal," "The Ghost Whisperer" and "Miss Match" with Alicia Silverstone who--Matt has convinced himself--had a crush on him. (Matt Champagne can be more than slightly delusional at times.); movie stuff like "The Continued Adventured of Reptile Man," "The Pentagon Wars" (almost typed "Pentagon Warts"), "The Specials," "For Christ’s Sake," "Crime and Punishment in Suburbia," and "Superhero Movie." Matt Champagne also played Piper Perabo’s husband in the Diane Keaton film "Because I Said So," something for which THEY paid HIM; commercial stuff like Home Depot, McDonald’s, Jack-in-the Box, IHOP, PODS, Dell Computer, Sprint, IMAX, Continental Airlines, AT&T and a bunch of other stuff that Matt Champagne is sure you’d be perfectly bored to hear about. Matt Champagne has also done stand-up comedy around Los Angeles at places like The Hollywood Improv, The World Famous Comedy Store, The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, The Ice House and The Comedy Union. Matt Champagne has opened and/or featured for major headliners like Nick Swardson, Jon Reep, Christopher Titus, Tom Rhodes, Mary Lynn Rajskub and Jamie Kennedy. Matt Champagne also likes to play the bass guitar and will never pass up an opportunity to drop a groove on your ass. Matt Champagne has just discovered he’s uncomfortable using the word "ass" in his bio and promises not to do it again. Matt Champagne’s bio is now complete. There.
TV ShowsWould you just see above?
FilmsWould you just see above again please?
Albums


    Monsieur Champagne's Interests
GeneralSufficient oxygen at all times. And

MusicPixies. Radiohead. Pinback. Pavement. Modest Mouse. They Might Be Giants. David Bowie. Zep. Smiths. John Linnell. Elliot Smith. Frank Black. Interpol. R.E.M. Wilco. U2. The Pogues. Talking Heads. Ministry. Imperial Teen. My Bloody Valentine. Built to Spill. Silversun Pick-ups. Grandaddy. Mission of Burma. XTC. Weezer. Queen. Elvis Costello (not that other Elvis, whoever the hell he is). The Fixx. Unwound. The Cure. Smashing Pumpkins. Sunny Day Real Estate. The Raveonettes. Sebadoh. Dinosaur, Jr. Stone Roses. Broken Social Scene. White Stripes. French Kicks. The Unicorns. Killing Joke. The Yeah Yeah Yeahs. New Order. John Phillip Sousa. The Arcade Fire. Beck. Earlimart. My Morning Jacket. Os Mutantes. Mogwai. Primus. Some Billy Bragg. Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet. The Theme from "Ironside." Space Capades.
MoviesAlien. The Thing. 21 Grams. 21 Up. 24 Hour Party People. 28 Days Later. 28 Up. 35 Up. 42 Up. 49 Up. Aliens. Aileen Wuornos: Selling of a Serial Killer. Aileen: Life and Death of a Serial Killer. Auschwitz: Inside the Nazi State. Awful Normal. American Movie. American Splendor. And Now for Something Completely Different. Annie Hall. Apocalypse Now. The Aristocrats. Batman Begins. Being John Malkovich. The Big One. Bob Dylan: Don't Look Back. Boogie Nights. Bottle Rocket. The Breakfast Club. Bukowski: Born Into This. Bus 174. Bush's Brain. The Cannonball Run. Capturing the Friedmans. The Clash: Westway to the World. A Clockwork Orange. Comedian. The Comedians of Comedy. Confessions of a Superhero. Crimes and Misdemeanors. Crumb. The Cruise. Dark City. Deliver Us from Evil. The Devil and Daniel Johnston. Donnie Darko. Downfall. The Elephant Man. End of the Century: The Ramones. Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. The Exorcist. Exorcist 3. Fargo. Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Fight Club. The Filth and the Fury: A Sex Pistols Film. The First Year. Full Metal Jacket. Gigantic: A Tale of Two Johns. Girl 27. GoodFellas. Good Night and Good Luck. Grey Gardens. Heathers. Hiding and Seeking. Hoop Dreams. Horns and Halos. The Hours. How's Your News? I Am Trying to Break Your Heart. The Ice Storm. In the Company of Men. The Incredibles. The Insider. Into the Arms of Strangers. Jackass. Jackass: Number Two. Jaws. Jesus Camp. JFK. Jonestown: The Rise and Fall of the People's Temple. The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters. Kurt & Courtney. Lake of Fire. Lenny. loudQUIETloud: A Film about the Pixies. Mad Hot Ballroom. The Magdalene Sisters. Manufacturing Consent: Noam Chomsky. Metallica: Some Kind of Monster. Microcosmos. Monsters, Inc. Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Monty Python's Life of Brian. Moon Over Broadway. Mr. Death. Murder on a Sunday Morning. Murderball . My Architect: A Son's Journey. No End in Sight. Office Space. One Day in September. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Outfoxed: Murdoch's War on Journalism. Overnight. Paradise Lost 2: Revelations. Paul Mooney: Know Your History Pixies: Acoustic--Live in Newport. Power and Terror: Noam Chomsky. Punch-Drunk Love. Quiz Show. Radiohead: Meeting People Is Easy. Raging Bull. Requiem for a Dream. Rock School. Rushmore. Schindler's List. Secrets and Lies. Seven. Seven Up. The Shawshank Redemption. Shine a Light. The Shining. Sicko. Sideways. The Silence of the Lambs. Sing Faster: The Stagehands' Ring Cycle. Sister Helen. Speaking in Strings: Nadja Salerno-Sonnenberg. Spellbound. The Squid and the Whale. Stevie. Superbad. Talking Heads: Stop Making Sense. Tarnation. This Film is Not Yet Rated. This Is Spinal Tap. To Be and To Have. Tootsie. Traffic. Trapped in the Closet. The Trials of Henry Kissinger. Twist of Faith. The Usual Suspects. Waco: The Rules of Engagement. Waiting for Guffman. Wal-Mart: The High Cost of Low Price. When the Levees Broke. Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. Windy City Heat. Wonder Boys. Word Wars. You Can Count on Me. Young Frankenstein. Z Channel: A Magnificent Obsession. Zach Galifianakis: Live. And Bootie Call.
TelevisionWONDER-FUCKIN'-SHOWZEN! Autopsy. Daily Show. I'm Alan Partridge. Six Feet Under. The Office (British only). 24. Buffalo Bill. Ren and Stimpy. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Lidsville. Muppet Show. Arrested Development. HBO Autopsy. Home Movies. Curb Your Enthusiasm. Frontline. Two Fat Ladies. Young Ones. Monty Python's Flying Circus. Mr. Bean. I pretend I like Black Adder to seem smart.
BooksThe Ingenue Section of the Academy Player's Directory. The Poetry of Michael Madsen. Rabbit, Run. Rabbit Redux. Rabbit is Rich. Rabbit at Rest. Conversations with John Updike. John Updike: The Early Stories, 1953-1975. New Essays on Updike. Ted Bundy: Conversations with a Killer--The Death Row Interviews. The Riverman: Ted Bundy and I Hunt for the Green River Killer. We Wish to Inform You that Tomorrow We will be Killed with our Families: Stories from Rwanda. A Prayer for Owen Meany. The Zombie Survival Guide. Pornstar. Hollywood, Interrupted: Insanity Chic in Babylon--The Case Against Celebrity. If You're Talking to Me, Your Career Must Be in Trouble. Red Lobster, White Trash and the Blue Lagoon. The Dirt. America (The Book). Mr. Mike. The Information. Hot Seat: Theatre Criticism for the New York Times, 1980-1993. The Life and Work of Harold Pinter. American Psycho. The Stranger Beside Me. Book of Guys. Stern. Moby Dick. Still Life with Woodpecker. You Shall Know our Velocity! The Fountainhead. Nineteen Eighty-Four. Your Vigor for Life Apalls Me. The Clothes Have No Emperor. Radio On. A Drink with Shane MacGowan. Generation X. Microserfs. Angelhead. A Confederacy of Dunces. The Corrections. Born Standing Up.
HeroesThis woman who recently agreed to have sex with me. May she inspire more women everywhere.

     Monsieur Champagne's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Transylvania
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Occupation:Master Pretender


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   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 23 2008 9:00P
Westside Bar and Grill Costa Mesa CA
Jul 25 2008 8:00P
Rooftop Comedy Los Angeles CA
Jul 29 2008 8:00P
Hollywood Improv Los Angeles CA
Jul 30 2008 9:30P
World Cafe Santa Monica CA
Aug 1 2008 9:30P
Westside Eclectic Santa Monica CA
Aug 2 2008 9:00P
Bar Show CA
Aug 7 2008 8:00P
Rooster T. Feathers Sunnyvale CA
Aug 8 2008 8:00P
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Aug 8 2008 10:30P
Rooster T. Feathers Sunnyvale CA
Aug 9 2008 8:00P
Rooster T. Feathers Sunnyvale CA
Aug 9 2008 10:30P
Rooster T. Feathers Sunnyvale CA
Aug 10 2008 8:00P
Rooster T. Feathers Sunnyvale CA
Aug 11 2008 9:00P
Hennessey’s Seal Beach CA
Aug 21 2008 10:00P
Hollywood Improv Los Angeles CA
Aug 23 2008 9:30P
Smiley Face Show (Westside Eclectic) Santa Monica CA
Aug 27 2008 9:00P
Libertine Lounge Los Angeles CA
Sep 4 2008 9:00P
Bricks Santa Barbara CA

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About me:
I don’t like onions.
Who I'd like to meet:
The Fockers. And but he’d dead. I’d also like to meet my landlord.   I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

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Hillary





Jul 21 2008 7:19 PM

Come celebrate Vibe's 2 year Anniversary with us at Phoenix Underground this Thursday July 24 featuring 4 of Dallas' hottest DJs! See you there!
sparkiepop





Jul 19 2008 4:07 PM

Matts!



April





Jul 19 2008 12:02 PM

You need to add "Matt Champagne doesn't know who Paul Weller is" to your bio.
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY Show





Jul 15 2008 3:07 PM

always a pleasure, monsieur...
radiofreenova





Jul 14 2008 8:03 PM

so it's official: you've achieved ubiquity!
Smiley Face Show





Jul 14 2008 4:17 PM

Free beer, Free candy, Free stuffed animals! Hope to see you there!
July 19 @ 9:30
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Sarah Newell





Jul 12 2008 10:34 PM

I have been seeing you on TV every day seems like.
Congratulations on the commercial!
Karl Hess





Jul 13 2008 3:45 PM

i know you want this on your comments:


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Jul 12 2008 3:19 PM

this is a flyer!

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Marissa





Jul 8 2008 7:10 PM

I knew that was you!!! :) nice commercial! congrats :)
She’s a Muniak!!!





Jul 2 2008 10:40 PM

Saw your new AT&T commercial...fantastic!!!

That dog is great!
lauren ashley bishop





Jul 2 2008 5:20 PM

me and my "gams" say thank you very much for helping me win the bet and a bbq dinner. mmmn.
Kenny Klein





Jul 2 2008 10:36 AM

So I'm watching Boxing, and guess who I see in a cellular service commercial? You famous bastard.

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Rayray





Jul 2 2008 9:36 AM

OMG, I saw your commercial! It was adoreable!! I Tivo'd it and showed my roomates!!! Woot!
The Westside Eclectic





Jul 1 2008 5:11 PM

Hey MC!

The Ed Galvez Punk House (awesomedude30. blip. tv) is performing at the Westside Eclectic Theater tomorrow at 9PM. Located at 1323-A 3rd St. Promenade. Would love to see you there!

July 2nd 9pm

Tia Ayers (Girls Next Door)
Tess Barker (Comedy Central Stage)
Paul Danke (The Fo Show)
Thomas Fowler (UCB, Improv Olympic)
Jon Huck (Real Wedding Crashers)
Meghan Parks (Freak Dance @ UCB)
Mark Serritella (Comedy Central's Open Mic Fight)

House Band: Tartar Control

$8
Amber Tozer





Jul 1 2008 9:55 AM

you are so sax-y.
Katherine





Jun 24 2008 5:02 PM

I remember talking to this hot, nice guy that said that he would try to land a show here in San Diego....so? Anyway, hope everything is going great for you, I am good just living in Coronado and loving life. With that said I could still use a good laugh. Maybe we can meet sometime halfway?

Miss you,
Kat
Bone Doctor, MD





Jun 24 2008 9:17 AM



Taking food out of Champagne's mouth.
gandy





Jun 22 2008 3:07 PM

i see you on tv every single fucking day and it rocks--is that national? $$$ champagne
radiofreenova





Jun 20 2008 5:12 AM

shame me for daring to check out lcs that one time, & now i've gone & missed canine butt-dragging on national tv?!

good job, french toast. (no, really.
)
jelly bean





Jun 20 2008 1:48 AM

Ur awsome! Thanks for your call, really busy with a new job, but will call you next week to catch up
Jeremy Paul





Jun 19 2008 9:44 PM

Just saw your commercial, during, you guessed it.. LCS.. wow man.. wow.. How many takes did it take for the dog to wipe its ass on the rug correctly?
KERRY ARNOLD STEPHENS