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Monsieur Champagne
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Monsieur Champagne Keep the faith. To yourself.

Male
39 years old
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 11/28/2009
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   Monsieur Champagne's Comedian Bio
BioMatt Champagne is a grown man but his voice cracks like a fourteen-year-old kid’s and he often sounds like he has a cold. Matt Champagne has hair on his back which he hopes will just go away on its own someday. Matt Champagne’s last name is really Champagne but that bothers people who don’t know him very well so they don’t know exactly what to call him sometimes. Matt Champagne could say something accidentally inappropriate at any time. Matt Champagne has been making his living acting in various TV shows, movies and commercials for about twelve years now: TV stuff like "Providence," "Will and Grace," "Working," "The Tick," "Angel," "Monk," "CSI Miami," "Boston Legal," "Numbers," "Medium," "Reaper," "'Til Death," "The Ghost Whisperer" and "Miss Match" with Alicia Silverstone who--Matt has convinced himself--had a crush on him. (Matt Champagne can be more than slightly delusional at times.); movie stuff like "The Continued Adventures of Reptile Man," "The Pentagon Wars" (almost typed "Pentagon Warts"), "The Specials," "For Christ’s Sake," "Crime and Punishment in Suburbia," and "Superhero Movie." Matt Champagne also played Piper Perabo’s husband in the Diane Keaton film "Because I Said So," something for which THEY paid HIM; commercial stuff like Home Depot, McDonald’s, Jack-in-the Box, IHOP, PODS, Dell Computer, Sprint, IMAX, Continental Airlines, AT&T and a bunch of other stuff that Matt Champagne is sure you’d be perfectly bored to hear about. Matt Champagne has also done stand-up comedy around Los Angeles at places like The Hollywood Improv, The World Famous Comedy Store, The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, The Ice House and The Comedy Union. Matt Champagne has opened and/or featured for major headliners like Nick Swardson, Jon Reep, Christopher Titus, J. Chris Newburg, Tom Rhodes, Rich Vos, Mary Lynn Rajskub and Jamie Kennedy. Matt Champagne also likes to play the bass guitar and will never pass up an opportunity to drop a groove on your ass. Matt Champagne has just discovered he’s uncomfortable using the word "ass" in his bio and promises not to do it again. Matt Champagne’s bio is now complete. There.
TV ShowsWould you just see above?
FilmsWould you just see above again please?
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    Monsieur Champagne's Interests
GeneralSufficient oxygen at all times. And

MusicPixies. Radiohead. Pinback. Pavement. Modest Mouse. They Might Be Giants. David Bowie. Zep. Smiths. John Linnell. Elliot Smith. Frank Black. Interpol. R.E.M. Wilco. U2. The Pogues. Talking Heads. Ministry. Imperial Teen. My Bloody Valentine. Built to Spill. Silversun Pick-ups. Grandaddy. Mission of Burma. XTC. Weezer. Queen. Elvis Costello (not that other Elvis, whoever the hell he is). The Fixx. Unwound. The Cure. Smashing Pumpkins. Sunny Day Real Estate. The Raveonettes. Sebadoh. Dinosaur, Jr. Stone Roses. Broken Social Scene. White Stripes. French Kicks. The Unicorns. Killing Joke. The Yeah Yeah Yeahs. New Order. John Phillip Sousa. The Arcade Fire. Beck. Earlimart. My Morning Jacket. Os Mutantes. Mogwai. Primus. Some Billy Bragg. Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet. The Theme from "Ironside." Space Capades.
MoviesAlien. The Thing. 21 Grams. 21 Up. 24 Hour Party People. 28 Days Later. 28 Up. 35 Up. 42 Up. 49 Up. Aliens. Aileen Wuornos: Selling of a Serial Killer. Aileen: Life and Death of a Serial Killer. Auschwitz: Inside the Nazi State. Awful Normal. American Movie. American Splendor. And Now for Something Completely Different. Annie Hall. Apocalypse Now. The Aristocrats. Batman Begins. Being John Malkovich. The Big One. Bob Dylan: Don't Look Back. Boogie Nights. Bottle Rocket. The Breakfast Club. Bukowski: Born Into This. Bus 174. Bush's Brain. The Cannonball Run. Capturing the Friedmans. The Clash: Westway to the World. A Clockwork Orange. Comedian. The Comedians of Comedy. Confessions of a Superhero. Crimes and Misdemeanors. Crumb. The Cruise. Dark City. Deliver Us from Evil. The Devil and Daniel Johnston. Donnie Darko. Downfall. The Elephant Man. End of the Century: The Ramones. Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. The Exorcist. Exorcist 3. Fargo. Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Fight Club. The Filth and the Fury: A Sex Pistols Film. The First Year. Full Metal Jacket. Gigantic: A Tale of Two Johns. Girl 27. GoodFellas. Good Night and Good Luck. Grey Gardens. Heathers. Hiding and Seeking. Hoop Dreams. Horns and Halos. The Hours. How's Your News? I Am Trying to Break Your Heart. The Ice Storm. In the Company of Men. The Incredibles. The Insider. Into the Arms of Strangers. Jackass. Jackass: Number Two. Jaws. Jesus Camp. JFK. Jonestown: The Rise and Fall of the People's Temple. The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters. Kurt & Courtney. Lake of Fire. Lenny. loudQUIETloud: A Film about the Pixies. Mad Hot Ballroom. The Magdalene Sisters. Manufacturing Consent: Noam Chomsky. Metallica: Some Kind of Monster. Microcosmos. Monsters, Inc. Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Monty Python's Life of Brian. Moon Over Broadway. Mr. Death. Murder on a Sunday Morning. Murderball . My Architect: A Son's Journey. The Nazis: A Warning From History. The Ninth Configuration. No End in Sight. Office Space. One Day in September. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Outfoxed: Murdoch's War on Journalism. Overnight. Paradise Lost 2: Revelations. Paul Mooney: Know Your History Pixies: Acoustic--Live in Newport. Power and Terror: Noam Chomsky. Punch-Drunk Love. Quantum of Solace. Quiz Show. Radiohead: Meeting People Is Easy. Raging Bull. Requiem for a Dream. Rock School. Rushmore. Schindler's List. Secrets and Lies. Seven. Seven Up. The Shawshank Redemption. Shine a Light. The Shining. Sicko. Sideways. The Silence of the Lambs. Sing Faster: The Stagehands' Ring Cycle. Sister Helen. Speaking in Strings: Nadja Salerno-Sonnenberg. Spellbound. The Squid and the Whale. Stevie. Superbad. Talking Heads: Stop Making Sense. Tarnation. This Film is Not Yet Rated. This Is Spinal Tap. To Be and To Have. Tootsie. Traffic. Trapped in the Closet. The Trials of Henry Kissinger. Twist of Faith. The Usual Suspects. Waco: The Rules of Engagement. Waiting for Guffman. Wal-Mart: The High Cost of Low Price. When the Levees Broke. Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. Windy City Heat. Wonder Boys. Word Wars. You Can Count on Me. Young Frankenstein. Z Channel: A Magnificent Obsession. Zach Galifianakis: Live. And Bootie Call.
TelevisionWONDER-FUCKIN'-SHOWZEN! Autopsy. Daily Show. I'm Alan Partridge. Six Feet Under. The Office (British only). 24. Buffalo Bill. Ren and Stimpy. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Lidsville. Muppet Show. Arrested Development. HBO Autopsy. Home Movies. Curb Your Enthusiasm. Frontline. Two Fat Ladies. Young Ones. Monty Python's Flying Circus. Mr. Bean. I pretend I like Black Adder to seem smart.
BooksThe Ingenue Section of the Academy Player's Directory. The Poetry of Michael Madsen. Rabbit, Run. Rabbit Redux. Rabbit is Rich. Rabbit at Rest. Conversations with John Updike. John Updike: The Early Stories, 1953-1975. New Essays on Updike. Ted Bundy: Conversations with a Killer--The Death Row Interviews. The Riverman: Ted Bundy and I Hunt for the Green River Killer. We Wish to Inform You that Tomorrow We will be Killed with our Families: Stories from Rwanda. A Prayer for Owen Meany. The Zombie Survival Guide. Pornstar. Hollywood, Interrupted: Insanity Chic in Babylon--The Case Against Celebrity. If You're Talking to Me, Your Career Must Be in Trouble. Red Lobster, White Trash and the Blue Lagoon. The Dirt. America (The Book). Mr. Mike. The Information. Hot Seat: Theatre Criticism for the New York Times, 1980-1993. The Life and Work of Harold Pinter. American Psycho. The Stranger Beside Me. Book of Guys. Stern. Moby Dick. Still Life with Woodpecker. You Shall Know our Velocity! The Fountainhead. Nineteen Eighty-Four. Your Vigor for Life Apalls Me. The Clothes Have No Emperor. Radio On. A Drink with Shane MacGowan. Generation X. Microserfs. Angelhead. A Confederacy of Dunces. The Corrections. Born Standing Up.
HeroesThis woman who recently agreed to have sex with me. May she inspire more women everywhere.

     Monsieur Champagne's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Transylvania
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Occupation:Master Pretender


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   Monsieur Champagne's Blurbs
About me:
I don’t like onions.
Who I'd like to meet:
The Fockers. And but he’d dead. I’d also like to meet my landlord.   I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

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ZOEYS

Zoeys Cafe



Mar 12 2009 12:29 AM

Looking forward to seeing you again! P and S
Rayray

Desiree Kassay



Feb 17 2009 3:54 AM

funny gif Pictures, Images and Photos
John Vargas

John Vargas



Jan 27 2009 11:47 PM

FREE BOOZE!!!

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SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY Show

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY Show



Jan 23 2009 10:44 PM


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should prove to be a helluva evening.
12 Shiny Nickels

12 Shiny Nickels



Jan 23 2009 8:08 PM

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Matt(y) Balaker

Matt(y) Balaker



Jan 22 2009 9:46 PM

Great work on Tuesday. Did you read the props you received on livecomedyla. com?
BabsiS

BabsiS



Jan 20 2009 5:52 PM

Hey! Thanks for the add! Hope everything's ok - well.... on a historical day like today, it's gotta be good! :)
Matt(y) Balaker

Matt(y) Balaker



Jan 18 2009 3:24 AM

See Matt break his Red Rock cherry this Tuesday, Jan. 20 at 8:15. It happens just once.
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Sam

Samantha Sumner



Jan 16 2009 5:46 PM

Did I just see you in a commercial playing a vet? What did you do to that poor dog?!
Ahm

Ahm



Jan 15 2009 5:49 AM

The world misses you, Champagne.

Come home, Matt. Come home to facebook.
Arlene

Arlene



Jan 14 2009 10:27 PM

Hey!! Just saw your Cici's spot!! Always nice to see someone I know!!!!
Matt Hanley Comedy

Matt Hanley Comedy



Jan 11 2009 10:26 PM

Happy New Year MC Gazelle



Batman

Batman



Jan 6 2009 11:03 AM

i don't like onions either.
i imagine onions lead lonely lives.
Alex Mesrobian

Alex Mesrobian



Dec 26 2008 8:41 PM

my(erstwhile)comedyspace

my(erstwhile)comedyspace



Dec 23 2008 3:58 PM

say, since myspace apparently didn't disable your playlist during the recent attack of the copyright lawyers, you should really add the best version of "shock the monkey," while you still can: don ho's.
JasonfreakinBang

JasonfreakinBang



Dec 16 2008 5:35 AM

I hope your Kwanzaa is filled with joy and happiness.

Shannon

Shannon



Dec 11 2008 3:52 AM

will monsieur champagne be at that one place on that one street in los feliz for xmas? if so, i look forward to seeing you. if not, well, there's no point in me bothering to show up, so thanks for ruining xmas.

love to you, matt.
Lisa Cash

Lisa Cash



Dec 8 2008 3:37 AM

lol I didn't even know who that was! haha My friend had to tell me and I STILL haven't found anyone else who knows who he is! haha U've heard of him?
The Hi-Hos

The Hi-Hos



Dec 1 2008 9:14 PM

Merry Christmas, Champers! I am currently Shamelessly Self-Promoting!!! xo camille
Beau Brooks

Beau Brooks



Nov 27 2008 1:35 AM

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Alan Lebetkin

Alan Lebetkin



Nov 26 2008 8:38 PM

Thanks for being my friend!

Be sure to check out my comedy clips on FunnyOrDie and YouTube.
Become my fan on Facebook.


Yours,

Alan

"Johnny Depp"

Bowser's Castle

Bowser's Castle



Nov 25 2008 8:28 AM

Thank you.
April Richardson

April Richardson



Nov 21 2008 12:38 AM

You know how the old saying goes: "When you grab hold of diamonds, don't throw them in the trash can.
"
Bowser's Castle

Bowser's Castle



Nov 19 2008 2:47 AM

flier
Eliani

Eliani



Nov 17 2008 6:00 AM

Mazel tov!
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