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  • Élan Bradford

  • 21 / Male
  • Vista, California, US

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Interests

  • General

    '94 quest, segoe ui, stale m00fins XD, my computer, very occasional cardio workout, not overexerting myself, tha GLB

  • Music



    input translation
    output rotation

  • Movies

    Vanilla Sky, Gattaca, The Mothman Prophecies, Contact, Brazil, The Hudsucker Proxy, The Emperor's New Groove, Dr. Strangelove, Raising Arizona, Field of Dreams, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Edward Scissorhands, The Big Lebowski, Spirited Away, Yeah Right!, Synthetic Pleasures, WALL-E, Burn After Reading.

  • Heroes

    Brian Eno, Kevin Shields, John Peel, Elizabeth Fraser, Carl Sagan, Ivo Watts-Russell, Greg Maddux, Isaac Asimov, Perry Farrell, Gordon Freeman.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Hometown: Vista
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Jewish
  • Zodiac Sign: Leo

Blurbs

About me:

I remember when I was younger, I wore briefs until the 7th grade. At that point, I decided to transition into boxers. I recall it taking a long time to get used to boxers and I generally found them to be less comfortable and lacking support. I made the switch because I felt like a fag when I had to change clothes for PE, if I changed at all. Recently, I was given two pair of shade's PE shorts, which are currently sitting in my hamper (she allows me to borrow them strictly on weekends). I wear these above the boxers.

These days, I no longer have to worry about scrutiny for my choice in undergarments and I wonder if I would now prefer to move back to a classic lingerie since I am no longer in high school. This dilemma is plaguing me and causing me a great deal of anxiety and stress which requires ongoing medical treatment. For this, I take 150mg of bupropion twice daily. I hope to make this crucial decision soon.


Who I'd like to meet:

Nerds and nerdettes, (cute) technophobics, mycologists, hackers, Intrus coercion supporters, fringe scientists, cognitive enhancer users, video game players, virtual reality fanatics, philosophers (more genuine ontologists, less beer pong-playing epistemologists), transhumanists, cyberanthropologists, AI experimentalists, cryonicists/immortalists, nanotechnologists, extropians, hi tech hippies, social scientists, computer animators, futurists, transsexuals, space colonizators, plastic surgeons, biogeneticists, body manipulators, robot lovers, net surfers, neuroscientists, visionaries, Irish shoegazers, and Wozzy pornographers.

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Comments

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  • Ivy

    Oct 8 2009 12:08 AM

    whatchu doin boi
  • HI2BRANDONBrandon Ferrelle

    Sep 19 2009 4:08 AM

    A salt water flush flushes out toxins from your colon just like an enema. Before doing a salt water flush you need to skip one meal beforehand, such as dinner. One usually does a salt water flush in the morning, as soon as you wake up. Choose a day when you don't have work, or don't have to go anywhere.
     
    Here is the procedure:
    1. Heat up 1 quart of filtered water in a pan.
    2. Add 2 spoons of sea salt to the pan of water.
    3. Have a taste of the water, and ensure it tastes very salty. If it doesn't taste salty, add more salt.
    4. Afterwards, pour all the water to a glass.
    5. Drink down the water quickly.
    6. Crouch and rub your abdomen. This helps break down any clumped fecal matter.
    7. After 15 mins to 2 hours, you should have diarrhea. You will release the water out your anus. If you don't have diarrhea after 2 hours, you did not put enough salt. So next time, please put more!
     
    Drinking down 1 quart of extremely salty water can be very difficult the first time, but in subsequent tries, it gets easier. Some people even end up throwing up after drinking down all that water. It is extremely disgusting - it may not sound bad at first, but trust me, you will never want to drink another sip of salted water for the rest of your life. Just hang in there, and keep drinking the entire glass down.
     
    The salted water is not absorbed by your digestive system at all. It passes all the way through your colon, and out through your anus. The reason it's not absorbed has to do with gravity. The enormous amount of salt practically "pushes" the water through your entire body.
     
    A salt water flush can replace an enema, and can be used not only during bowel cleansing, but during any type of cleansing regimen that requires an enema such as: liver, candida, kidney, and parasite cleansing. Some sites out there claim a salt water flush alone is enough to cleanse yo
  • sarah

    Sep 19 2009 4:08 AM

    omg babe I LUV THIS FAnfiction its so hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • aB*

    Sep 19 2009 4:07 AM

    Whats up Man!? wheres ur tin hooves?
  • AJAJ Riehm

    Sep 19 2009 4:07 AM

    ORIGINAL CONTENT




  • HI2BRANDONBrandon Ferrelle

    Sep 2 2009 7:40 AM

    Looking for A Colon Cleanser?


    I cleansed with The Colonix Program, a fiber-based natural product. It
    helped me finally win the battle against candida, acne and
    constipation.
  • AJAJ Riehm

    Aug 13 2009 4:27 AM

    next time we go to macaroni grill, be sure to try their new naviagte... it's wonderful.
  • Ivy

    Aug 11 2009 10:56 AM

    your profile layout is to complex for my simple mind to naviagte
  • MonicaMonica Wright

    Aug 11 2009 10:56 AM

    Happy birthday dood
  • danielle ♥ Danielle Houck

    Aug 10 2009 9:31 PM

    happy birthday to you :)
  • sarah

    Aug 10 2009 9:31 PM

    OHEY BABE GUESS WHAT? I LOVE YOU! <33333
  • chi chi "fancy c" faggo…

    Aug 10 2009 9:31 PM

    :O
  • BrettBrett Smith

    Jun 5 2009 3:49 PM

    It's working.
  • AJAJ Riehm

    May 28 2009 5:48 AM

    OOPS FORGOT THIS DERP

  • skipperJamie Larrabee

    Jan 17 2009 5:30 AM

    what's cracka lackin' Ukiaha?
  • skipperJamie Larrabee

    Jan 17 2009 11:04 PM

    no it will not be nice, it will be vicious and insanely painful
  • AJAJ Riehm

    Mar 25 2009 7:17 AM

    grim·ace
    n.


    A sharp contortion of the face expressive of pain, contempt, or disgust.

  • Molly

    Mar 25 2009 3:25 AM

    elian gonzales
  • sarah

    Mar 18 2009 5:28 PM

    thnx bbq for your input, but I'm not pregnant.
  • AJAJ Riehm

    Feb 3 2009 7:18 AM

    Well: I play music, enjoy movies, and love to cuddle. XP Other than that I don't have time for fun. With 30 hours of class time and 16 hours of work a week, I don't have time for much else. It's pretty stressful sometimes...

    What do you do for fun?
  • AJAJ Riehm

    Jan 23 2009 4:06 AM

    Bless you, élan.


    Blélan.
  • sarah

    Jan 11 2009 8:33 AM

    That's pretty much how it works, eLan. haha.
  • sarah

    Jan 10 2009 9:39 AM

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  • Alexis

    Dec 6 2008 8:37 AM

    Genius!