El Borracho Embrace your inner alcoholic tonight @ The 2nd Annual Drinking Olympics! 11/21 @ Dixie's Bar. It's sure to be the best night you'll never remember! Posted at 5:03 PM Nov 21 view more
About me: San Antonio's drinking club 'El Borracho'
"Sorry bro, we're just drunk."
This is a band of brothers who share in their quest to fulfill an insatiable thirst. A thirst for camaraderie, adventure, and 'the drink'. These men amongst men feel it their calling to bring back a little of what has been forgotten in the drinking establishments of today. They are the happy hour socialites, the boisterous tyrants of the shot glass, the martini marauders. They share a bonding in booze, an alliance in alcohol. They are a coalition of the cocktail. They craved a fellowship of others such as themselves. Not the beer bonging frat boys or the uber sheik scenester. Nor was it the depressed suit at the end of the bar just buying time before he offs himself. They yearned for a fraternal order of the cocktail, a modern day 'Rat Pack' of sorts. Out of the sheer desire of booze, brotherhood, a good ol' laugh these men have joined as one.
They are... "El Borracho"!
Who I'd like to meet: You too can show your support of El Borracho by purchasing an 'El Borracho Support' shirt! Show your drunken love!!! Buy it now at the low, low price of only $10.00.
HEY SEXY.... CAN I INVITE YOU OVER TO MY HOUSE..... SIT YOU DOWN ON MY COUCH.... HAVE A LITTLE CONVERSATION..... POUR SOME GREY GOOSE.... AND TAKE YOU TO MY BEDROOM...... LAY YOU DOWN ON MY BED..... AND TURN THE LIGHTS OFF ...... LIGHT A FEW CANDLES..... TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES....... WALK TO THE DRESSER AND TURN ON SOME MUSIC..... THEN WALK SLOWLY BACK OVER TO THE BED...... GET UNDER THE COVERS..... AND ASK YOU TO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO GET COMFORTABLE.... I SLOWLY CLIMB ON TOP OF YOU AND BEGIN TO KISS YOUR STOMACH....AND WORK MY WAY DOWN..... AND FINALLY I GET ON MY KNEES AND START..... PRAYING FOR THE NEW JORDAN'S I SAW THE OTHER DAY THOSE JOINTS WERE FIERCE.... I WONDER WHAT YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT WHEN YOU WE'RE READING THIS.... SEND THIS 2 ALL THE SEXY PEOPLE U KNOW INCLUDING ME!!!! IF YOU THINK IM SEXY? I BETTER SEE THIS COMMENT IN MY PROFILE! IF YOU GET 5 BACK YOU'RE FUCKING CUTE! IF YOU GET 7 BACK YOU'RE FUCKING HOT! IF YOU GET 10 BACK YOU'RE FUCKING SEXY!!!
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