SKULLS, inexplicable epicanthic folds, over-compensation, mudskippers, vigilante justice, barf cosmology, SAX SOLO, seductive logic, bogus accusations, specious claims, the Rob Lowe school of 'love-making' scenes, underwater knife fights, cryptozoology, hypotenuse, pharaoh's gold, oh.my.god., the inevitable. i live to get radical.
1) i'll take that look in her eye as a yes but I bet neither of us have bought our tickets yet... 2) NOW i remember what I really hate about tumblr! NO COMMENT FIELDS!!!! why would you deny a generation of internet users that are so comfortable with comm....no, DEPENDENT on praise and agreeing with one another and swapping information via comments???? And this is why I use blogger and you should eradicate your tumblr existence and just go ahead and buy that new diary and get it over with. Seriously. If you pick me up or come over to my house I will totally give you a tutorial on not only how to use but also enjoy with total fulfillment said account I am trying to sway you to. I know it sounds dumb and I'm going all Heather P Donahue on you (wait was that my nickname? Someone else I know says "little miss silicon valley") but it's true: Having an account with google will seriously change the way you use the internet for the better. Just wait till I show you analytics.
Did you know that the number one thing that brings people to my blog via search engine is Jeremy Kannapell???? I'm not joking. How do I know that? I will show you and it is super easy I promise.
ps my early entries are retarded. I'll show you. here is my first month read from the bottom up and you'll get less intimidated.
Forever indebted is a gross understatement. Gormley got me more revved up than my last Summer re-entry. I'm going to apply for an internship at Katt Productions and get back on the path to greatness. Scandalous but oh so true. And actually, I do have a rat. You sent it to me in the mail. I woke up with the song, "If You're Happy and You Know It (Clap Your Hands)" hopping around in my head. Steady serving the public, B.
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