Ol' Wordy Bastard
"forget about your silly whim, it doesn't fit the plan"

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41 years old
Tucson, Arizona
United States



Last Login: 5/11/2008
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    Ol' Wordy Bastard's Interests
GeneralHorror, fantasy, science fiction, indie & foreign movies. Perfecting the verbal Art of Sarcasm. Politics. Baseball. Wolfdogs. Dark, twisted humor. Spicy food. Good beer. Pop culture. Group howls. Cooking.
MusicFirst and foremost - RUSH!!! Aside from that, old school punk, metal & Lollapalooza-era alt-grunge - especially the loud-quiet-loud stuff made famous by Juana's Adicion', the Pumpkins and the Pixies, among others - anything loud, abrasive and obnoxious that makes the ears bleed and sets the brain on fire. I also have a soft spot in my heart for Latin jazz and raucous Irish soccer hooligan drinking anthems, but I really hate soccer.
MoviesAll-time faves: Blade Runner, Excalibur, Jaws, Close Encounters, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, the Lord of the Rings & Matrix trilogies, Lost Highway, Wild at Heart, Mulholland Drive, Blue Velvet, Magnolia, V for Vendetta, Where the Buffalo Roam, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, The Blues Brothers, Goodfellas, Nightbreed, The Big Lebowski, Reservoir Dogs, Talk Radio
More recent faves: The Fountain, Pan's Labyrinth, Children of Men, Grindhouse, Amores Perros, Factotum, City of God, Little Children, Old Boy, Audition, A History of Violence, The Proposition, Donnie Darko, Curse of the Golden Flower, House of Flying Daggers, Irreversible, The Departed, Brick, Primer
TelevisionI don't watch as much as I used to, but when I do, it's baseball (Diamondbacks) mainly. Classic horror and sc-fi tv. Night Stalker, X-Files, Farscape, Star Trek, Buffy, Daily Show, South Park, SNL, Kids In The Hall. Just keep cop shows, courtroom dramas, CSI and that non-stop parade of absurdity known as "reality tv" the FUCK away from me.
BooksHorror fiction. Thought-provoking non-fiction. Krakauer's "Into The Mist" and "Into The Wild", McCammon's "Swan Song", King's "The Stand", Becker's "The Denial of Death", Sam Keen's "The Passionate Life". Anything by Bukowski, Clive Barker or Hunter S. Thompson
HeroesRoy Batty, Neil Peart, Hunter S. Thompson, Eric Bogosian, Darren Aronofsky, le Marquis de Sade, Ernest Becker, Randi Rhodes, Bill Maher, Jon Stewart, Steven Colbert, Clive Barker, Philip K. Dick, David Lynch, Jello Biafra, Serj Tankian, Michael Moore, Lloyd Dobler, Keith Olbermann, Chris McCandless...just to name a few.
Groups: TucsonThe LeftTake Back The White House 2008The Bush-Haters' Association of AmericaAtheist and Agnostic Group, IIIThe Mosh Pitwww.PunkMusic.comSystem Of A Down

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     Ol' Wordy Bastard's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Sierra Vista, AZ
Body type:6' 0" / Average
Ethnicity:Latino / Hispanic
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:bargain basement renaissance man

   Ol' Wordy Bastard's Schools
University Of Arizona
Tucson,Arizona
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Cultural Anthropology & Archaeology
Minor: Latin American Studies
 

1997 to 1999
The Art Center Design College-Tucson
Tucson,Arizona
Graduated: 1989
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
Major: Advertising Art (Design & Illustration)
 

1988 to 1989
Buena High School
Sierra Vista,Arizona
Graduated: 1985
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1981 to 1985

   Ol' Wordy Bastard's Companies
The Loft Cinema
Tucson, Arizona US
Assistant Manager, Factotum, Heckler

October 2006 - Present
KXCI Community Radio
Tucson, AZ US
Volunteer DJ

June 2005 - Present



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There's a race of men that don't fit in,
A race that can't stay still;
So they break the hearts of kith and kin,
And they roam the world at will.
They range the field and they rove the flood,
And they climb the mountain's crest;
Theirs is the curse of the gypsy blood,
And they don't know how to rest.
-- Robert Service


Some, perhaps most, believe that Life is about achievement, and the slow and steady accumulation of things like power and prestige, money and material things. Forever chasing that elusive fiction we call the American Dream. Hoping beyond hope that a life spent chained to the soul-grinding wheels of perpetual production and consumption will ultimately be rewarded with the freedom to buy an RV, hit the road, and visit all those places we spent our lives daydreaming about while we were busy doing other things. Or if we're really lucky we'll have squirreled away enough money to buy an overpriced cookie-cutter house in some sun-drenched boneyard of senility in Florida or Arizona, where we can play bingo, golf and shuffleboard to our hearts content while our bodies fall apart and we shit and drool all over ourselves for the few years we have left before we return to the dust from which we came.

Most do this without a second thought, for this is The Way Things Are and Always Have Been.

And so, after spending our lives immersed in mindless, dehumanizing work sanctioned by a fictitious God who promised us Life beyond the one we know, all too soon the vigor and glory of youth falls into ruin, and we find ourselves old and wondering where the fuck all those years went while we were busy worrying about 6-pack abs, fixed-rate mortgages, stock portfolios, IRA's, and American Idol.

But not me.

Yes, we are all going to die sooner or later, and when the Reaper eventually finds me I will most likely be cold, wet, and penniless, and living with at least one dog in a Van Down by the River.

But when that day comes, I want to have a better story to tell than, "I sold my soul for the American Dream and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."
Who I'd like to meet:
Misfits, dreamers, rebels, creative spirits, fellow Rush fans, nonconformists, disturbers of the peace, and anyone else who is equally disgusted with/horrified by the army of flesh-eating conservative turd merchants currently wielding entirely too much power at home and abroad. Due to the overhwleming preponderance of picture-peddling bimbos, geeks, hustlers and snake oil salesmen of every kind, I have disabled the "Friend Add" function on this page. Anyone who wants to can contact me by following this link.

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Apr 29 2008 11:49 PM

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Apr 5 2008 6:45 PM

How's life these days?

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Apr 1 2008 11:08 AM

i think you need to post more youtube videos. 7 in half an hour, you can do better.
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Mar 17 2008 1:33 PM

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Mar 6 2008 1:40 PM

thank ye bat man for the bday wishes.
hope all is well,
~Miss Frankie Stein
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!





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Feb 29 2008 12:27 AM

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Mar 1 2008 10:01 PM

Hey cuz...Is it just me, or is that, every time I go to the grocery store, some guy my age hops out of his minivan/SUV/Hummer with his issue and looks at me with a scowl, like "who the fuck are you? Why do you look so carefree? Where are YOUR kids, fuckwad?" I know I'm behind the 8-ball, but what the hell? I just started noticing this...
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Feb 23 2008 12:10 AM

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Feb 14 2008 7:18 PM

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Feb 7 2008 6:47 PM

Hey Dave! Thanks bunches for the birthday well-wishing. My chidlens and I were pondering heading to the loft one evening a month or so ago. We sure are sad the Catalina is no more. What have you been showing lately?

Keep on keepin' on.

R.
Heather





Feb 7 2008 7:39 AM

I'm the one in the wristwatch watching you two bicker. :-) I'm good, just keeping up with the boys and staying out of trouble. How about you?
Heather





Feb 6 2008 4:54 PM

WWWWIIIIILLLLSSSSOOOOONNNN!!!!! :-)
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Jan 23 2008 12:45 AM

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Jan 10 2008 1:48 AM

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Dec 24 2007 10:45 PM

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Dec 24 2007 10:39 PM

Merry X-mas, cuz!!! Hope your holly-daze are full of mirth and cheer!
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Nov 24 2007 11:42 PM

Great page, cuz! An inverted cross on the forehead would do MUCH to improve Bush's world credibility!
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Nov 20 2007 6:54 PM

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Nov 4 2007 9:47 AM

No problem....I hope you had a good one....take care....=)
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Oct 31 2007 9:56 PM

Happy Birthday Old Man....hope it's been a good one...Trix
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Oct 31 2007 5:12 PM

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Oct 30 2007 10:06 AM

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