El ditch
Ditch T. Hand
Ditch T. Hand

Male
27 years old
transientvil, London and South East
United Kingdom



Last Login: 11/23/2009
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    El ditch's Interests
Generalthe continued resarch into creating atomic super men!
pimping it up with my army of atomic super whores, who will conqure theWORLD!
clown pornograpthy
shinny things(atmoic super shinny)
novelty catus clocks

my violin yay
The mighty drinking helemet


j.g thriwell is great
Music
white zombie ,kill thrill kult,peaches, pigface,foetus,mike patton, proidgy, haloblack,the cramps,

human wast project(rember them), infected mushroom,big bad vodoo daddy, the gharstly ones, the birthday party, the batman sound track( oh yes the adam west one oh yeah baby),daft punk,faith no more, prince, the harmar superstar, ladytron,marlyn manson, nin,primal scream, the 80s match box b-line disater,gary numan, audio bullies, pil, blah blah blah blah blah and on and on etc, etc, etc.......shall we dance?..


ladys and gentleman sheep on drugs
Moviesblues brothers, anything with jhonnydept,alein quaolgy, preadator, alein vs. preadator,

barbbarela, perveralla, flesh gordaon, bubba hotep, evil dead, fight club.star wars,evil dead, bubbba hotep, house of 1000 corpses, moulon rouge,

..strong> the classic ed wood movies
stupid anoumts of anime tarantino flicks the rocky horror piture show, animmees old hammer movies horror movies and tromma movies

Televisioninvader zim, the grim advenures of billy and mandy, fairly odd parenets, spiderman, batman, simpsons, lexx, futurama, 'allo 'allo, buffy the vampire slayer, Doctor who, battelstar glattica, muppets

BooksRobert Rankin, Chuck Palahniuk, Terry Prachett, philp k.dick, clive barker, Tom Holt, Robert Heinkin, Alan dean Foster, Lewis Carol, johan Varquez, Batman, ghost Rider, SPawn
Heroes
Groups: The Anti-Zombie Attack SquadWarhammer 40k and FantasyCould be a fifties movie starSilent Hillclown pornPSYCHOSOMATIC<3*Hatred of those who dont msg back!!!* <3Freak La Geek

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     El ditch's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:london
Body type:6' 3" / Average
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Scientologist
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Children:Undecided
Education:In college
Occupation:student scum

   El ditch's Schools
St Thomas More Catholic School
Bedford, United Kingdom
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
 

1995 to 1998



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   El ditch's Blurbs
About me:

Pinstrip suit wearing weirdo, somtimes a little camp
usaly found in clubs dancing like an idiot however the mood takes him
dosnt really care what people think of him (unless it's some cute girl he's after)
Bit of a womanising man whore, he enjoys flirting way too much.
oh and cant spell to save his life


click me!

I AM JOR-EL
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it is my mission to remake this video with more writhing oil and pony girls maybe some cenobites.

out and about and as confused AS ever

my room at uni!
Who I'd like to meet:

TANK GIRL, SUB GIRL & JET GIRL


THE DOCTOR





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Brian

Brian Davis



Nov 17 2009 9:41 PM

Hehe hey hey dude. Nearly Borehamwood, I live next door in Barnet. Yeah, a degree would have been nice, but no regrets, eh?
chloë

chloë



Nov 17 2009 7:26 PM

good to hear from ya. :) i'm alright, same ol', same ol' to be honest. you do anything good for halloween?
Lizette

Lizette



Nov 17 2009 4:43 PM

Your a married man now? Congratulations. Who is the lucky gal?
Lizette

Lizette



Nov 17 2009 4:41 PM

I've been okie dokie, life is throwing alot of bumps in my road.Nothing I can't hangle"KEEP THEM COMEING BITCHES" hee-hee I miss chating with you. How have you been? How's school going? Thanks for thinking of me, that was a sweet suprise. ~*~HUG'S~*~
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HAVE A GOOD ONE AND KEEP IN TOUCH.
The Johnny Parry Trio

The Johnny Parry Trio



Nov 16 2009 1:02 PM

Hi Ditch,

Hope your well?

We wanted to let you know about our next Chamber Orchestra Spectacular!

St Giles in The Fields, London
28th November

Please visit www.johnnyparry.com for advanced tickets.

all the best,

Johnny
Lizette

Lizette



Aug 13 2009 12:53 AM

Long time.... How has life been treating you?. How's school? all is alive here.
No worries you don't have to comment back, I do however  miss our talks about jam and pretty much nothing.
~*~HUG~*~
Lizette
Brian

Brian Davis



Aug 2 2009 8:11 PM

Hehe I see. Degree went well. I dropped out after my 3rd year (second attempt at year 2 :P ), and then worked in the Back of Beyond for a year. Now I have returned to my home town and am starting fresh... going back to college and doing music :D
Brian

Brian Davis



Aug 2 2009 4:13 PM

Terribly sorry old chap, afraid I don't understand the words that are coming out of your mouth
Bedford Metal

Bedford Metal



Jul 19 2009 5:08 PM

Hey Ditch come down
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Incestuous

Incestuous Incestuous



Jun 21 2009 2:31 PM

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chloë

chloë



Jun 14 2009 11:37 PM

so how are you doing? :) long time no talk n all that crap. i've been really lazy with this for the past while.
Incestuous

Incestuous Incestuous



Jun 1 2009 6:35 PM

Welcome! :)

Hope to see you on the 28th!

Incestuous. x

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Aigean

Aigean



May 29 2009 5:29 PM

Sure am.

I've 'eloped' too!

How are you?
The Johnny Parry Trio

The Johnny Parry Trio



May 15 2009 1:26 PM

Hi Ditch,

Hope you're well?

We are very pleased to let you know our new album 'More Love and Death' is now available!
Come visit our page to give our new tracks a spin.

All the best,

JPT
terror whore

terror whore



May 10 2009 10:33 AM

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Brave Exhibitions

Brave Exhibitions



Jan 24 2009 5:48 PM





AT BRAVE EXHIBITIONS ON FEBRUARY 11th 2009



V.E.G.A.S.
WHORES



THE MAY KITTENS

with...

NOWHERE TO RUN CLUB DJs

DJ SPHYNX (Tartarus)

DJ EUROPEAN MAN (Last. FM)

☠☠[give em enough rope] aka THE GUV☠☠

Sophie Landers



Dec 12 2008 12:49 AM

I moved here in July! I thought i'd already told you i was moving here? How are you? x
The Alternative Society

The Alternative Society



Nov 16 2008 11:05 PM

Thanks for the add :-)
To go to 'The Alternative Society' click pic:


Any other alternative people reading this, come join


Brave Exhibitions

Brave Exhibitions



Nov 8 2008 9:58 PM







At BRAVE EXHIBITIONS on 12th November...



O Children



Maria and the Mirrors



DJ Heidi Heelz (Dice Club / The Guillotines)



God Don't Like It DJs (Playing a Set of Muzak by Their Favourite Neighbourhood Bands)
White China

Mina Conti



Nov 3 2008 10:57 PM

I've been ok thanks, just had a very shit weekend though. Saw Alien Vampires who are great on record but my god they were awful!

Then slimelight was crap because there were hardly any people and they had some guest djs who were shit.

The somehow lots of weird people followed us to my mates house lol... we had to pretty much kick everyone out... Oh yeah... And the sid my mate gave us hardly worked lol.

How are you? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
<3 Pink Love <3 The Candy Blonde One

camilla-nico stephenson



Oct 26 2008 8:10 PM

im not too bad and you? xXx
Billy Castell

Billy Castell



Sep 26 2008 9:07 AM

More pointless shit from me to slow your profile down

SAMMM AGNEW

SAMMM AGNEW



Sep 23 2008 11:18 PM

lol who needs to sweat?
BEN

Ben Jones



Sep 23 2008 8:32 AM

"I will perfect my own race of people, a race of atomic supermen which will conquer the world.
"
SAMMM AGNEW

SAMMM AGNEW



Sep 22 2008 4:43 PM

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fb init. pix up already.
glad they dont show me sweating!
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