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  • Joe Rossi

  • 46 / Male
  • AUSTIN, Texas, US
  • Last Login: 10/24/2009

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    The Crystal Ship

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    Love Me Two Times

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    DOUBLE DOWN

    A Rock & Roll Road Novel


    By Joe Rossi
    ©1998-2005 All Rights Reserved.

    The curfew had been lifted
    And the gambling wheel shut down
    Anyone with any sense had already left town
    He was standing in the doorway
    Looking like the Jack of Hearts.
    -Bob Dylan

    Let me put you in the picture
    Let me show you what I mean
    The Messiah is my sister
    Ain't no king, but she’s my Queen.
    -The Stone Roses

    Prologue


    He moved with the stealth of a trained killing machine. The victim was an unfaithful housewife; the client a wealthy, take-no-prisoners businessman who felt he been made a fool of. "A fool and his money are soon parted, and it makes me a happy man," he thought.

    She was working out at the local gym. He eyed her through the front window. "Nice body," he thought. "A shame, a damn shame. But a contract is a contract." As these thoughts raced through his brain, she got off the motion machine and headed for the locker room.

    Dashing down the alley, he found the back parking lot where her Mercedes sat, sparkling fresh and clean from the car wash. He'd watched her wash the car, and followed her to the gym. Feeling inside his coat pocket, he made sure the silencer was solidly in place. For the few minutes as she was showering and preparing to leave, he smoked a cigarette and mindlessly felt at the scar on his stomach, a 30-year-old scar, and he remembered.

    She exited the backdoor to the gym, and proceeded to her car at a brisk pace. Her blonde, gray-at-the-edges hair bounced happily as her breasts pushed and pulled in her tight red sweater. She was dressed very nicely. A handbag bounced at her side.

    "Excuse me, ma'am," he asked her, stepping up politely, "but do you happen to have the time?"

    As she looked at her watch, the bullet sailed smoothly through her heart, exited her back, and lodged in a nearby tree. He grabbed her handbag as instructed, and was gone like a thief in the night.

    CHAPTER 1--PSYCHO BOY


    June 1997 Shit, it was crossing the Colorado, from Bullhead City, Arizona, into Laughlin, Nevada, on our way to Vegas that I fucked up and fucked up good. Not that I did something stupid, mind you. OK, so maybe it was stupid. I mean, I just was in the wrong place at the wrong time. And had to play the hero part, and that pretty much sealed our fate, or some shit like that.

    Actually, it wasn't crossing the river, but crossing the river, then turning left into Laughlin via Casino Drive when I should have just taken us straight up U.S. 95 to Las Vegas. Yeah, I said why not to a couple of hands of blackjack- that's all Queen, I swear. I was just going to play a couple hands. Louie talked me into it. He had a bucket of quarters that he'd carted all the way from Atlantic City, and wanted to hit the slots. Of course, Louie always had a bucket of quarters. And Ginny was crashed out in the back of the van, so we figured we'd let her sleep, with the car running for the air conditioning, and we wouldn't be long, maybe hit the road for Vegas in about a half-an-hour or so.

    There I was, sitting inside the Edgewater Casino, and Louie was off doing his slot thing. And, well I'm lucky I'm able to write this because it was way fucked up. Some guy call him Psycho Boy showed up at the table looking all depressed. His dark baggy clothes appeared as though he had slept in them. He was about 39.

    Brown hair real short.

    He stood around and watched the action for a while. I played a green chip, and got dealt a goddamned ten and four. Dealer, a tight-faced, unpleasant white woman with blonde, pulled-back hair had a king showing. Damn. I took a hit. Busted.

    That's why they call it gambling.

    Psycho Boy watched with a grim look in his face, nervously looking around the room as well. There wasn't another vacant seat in sight, Queen, I swear. Finally, the table seemed to pull him in, reel him in like a fish.

    He reached into a pocket and produced four crisp, ATM-fresh $100 bills and threw them down on the smooth, green felt. Meanwhile, a young red-headed lady with heavy, winking cleavage poured into a tight blue top looked at me from the other side of the table, smiled pleasantly, and then looked back down at her cards. Psycho Boy took a deep breath and sat down. Guy gave me the creeps. I wanted to leave, but busting bosoms in blue kept smiling, so I kept sitting. Guy ordered a beer. Started to not look so psycho. Or maybe it was ol' blue top working her magic.

    He sat there looking at his chips.

    She looked at me.

    I got a hard on.

    Impulsively, he pushed two black chips to the circle and sighed heavily. I swear, think I could hear him praying.

    "Black action 200," the dealer barked.

    The pit boss nodded. He was a small, balding man of about 50 with splotches of red all over his skin.

    Dealer dealt blue top blackjack, the weird guy a five and a six, and me a ten and a three, and she another five.

    Blue top let out a smug "oh yeah" and sat with a sheepish grin on her face. Weird guy managed a weak, nervous smile. He looked at me. A bead of sweat begged to form on his brow. The dealer looked at him impatiently. Slowly, he moved his two hundred bucks in green chips to the circle. Dealer swiftly threw down a nine and the guy relaxed. A 20 is a pretty strong hand against a dealer's five.

    After busting my hand with a ten, she threw over her hole card. A king of diamonds. The guy started to grin widely. I was happy for him too when the next card she turned over happened to be the Ace of Diamonds, giving her hand 16. She had to hit and the only thing that could ruin his day would be a five and there were already two of them showing. Any expert would tell you, odds were she'd flip over a ten card, bust her hand, or else anything six and above, like two, three, and she loses, and four he'll get a push, which sure as hell beats losing. I'd put my money on Psycho Boy walking out with $400 bucks.

    Wrong. Dead wrong.

    Through twist of fate, or dishonest dealing, the next card was a five, giving her 21, and the casino Psycho Boy's hard earned cash.

    Or maybe it was stolen. Who knows?

    That's when all hell broke loose.

    Out it came. Black mean-looking metal. Looked like a Heckler & Koch 9mm sub. He jumped up on the table screaming!

    "FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU ALL!"

    Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom.

    Screaming like you wouldn't fucking believe.

    "That was all my MONEY, ASSHOLES, and now I can't go home because I can't look my pregnant wife in the face. Now, I can't do anything right. I can't even double down right. AND WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU CARE!?!"

    First thing I saw was the dealer flying backwards, her white blouse erupting in pools of dark blood. Much to the horror of players sitting at a table across the pit, her head got blown from her body, flew across the pit and landed in their faces. I could see her eyes, horrified as she was in flight, like her brain was still alive for a split second as it journeyed through the air.

    More bullets shattered into a million shards of dark glass one of the domes that conceal the video cameras up above. Glass splattered everywhere. A jagged piece cut into my arm. All of this, mind you, happened in the split second it took for me to get my mother-fucking ass on the floor. As my knees hit the rug, a waitress fell on top of me, digging her knees into my back, as her tray of drinks scattered in every direction, sending coke, whiskey, hot coffee, and coins all over the garish casino rug.

    "I don't want to die today," she prayed in my ear. "Oh God, please!"

    "You're talking to the wrong guy, lady!"

    Warm blood splashed in my face.

    Where the fuck are the security guards? Why doesn't somebody shoot this psychopath?

    Realizing that somebody was going to be me, I reached for my Glock. Time to do something about this violence-prone party pooper. As my hand grasped its familiar shape, I counted to one ... two ... all of sudden a piece of flesh flew on the rug about three inches from my face-skin and flesh with red splotches-three! I sprang up and turned so that my gun was pointed straight at his crotch. He looked down at me with desperate eyes.

    All he had to do was drop the gun about a foot and shoot, and I'd be dead too. He wasn't fast enough. Boom!

    More warm blood splashed in my face.

    Wiping the blood from my eyes, I looked at the guy lying on the table, moaning and screaming, grabbing his crotch. Blood was bubbling out and gushing all over the floor. Everywhere else, I could hear screaming and crying. He looked up at me and for one brief second; I swear it looked like he was begging me to kill him, to put him out of his misery right there. His hand still held the piece. His finger squeezed down. I fired again and nailed him right between the eyes.

    There was more crying and screaming.

    Shit. A crowd was forming around me. While a few of the domed camera eyes shattered in the wake of Psycho Boy's wrath, not all had, like the one I was staring directly into at that point.

    Oh shit! Oh fucking shit!

    Got the hell out of there. Don't ask me how. Had to dodge security guards, who had arrived finally, and assorted medics, cops, and others, as they descended upon the scene. Pushed my way past the onlookers and briefly witnessed the carnage. A machine whirled and whizzed while lights, bells, and whistles went off and the thing spit out quarters and boasted three different colored sevens, which smiled rather sardonically at their dead owner, an elderly man, his face pressed against the glass and a trail of blood illustrating how far his head had sunk after hitting the glass.

    Ran upstairs to the second floor; somehow managed to ditch a crowd of security guards. But for how long? One of them shouted, "Hey you!"

    I ducked down another hall and ditched him. Needed to get out and get out fast, so I took a shot and kicked in a door. Luckily, there was no one inside. Washed my face in the restroom. I could hear voices in the corridor.

    "You see anybody?"

    "I heard a loud sound."

    "Where?"

    "Over there!"

    Moving to the front of the room, I noticed the window was open. I looked out and down and thank fucking God, but what did I see but the side of the white Dodge van, and Louie standing by the door.

    I had to take the chance.

    I jumped.

    "Man, what was that about, amigo?" Louie asked.

    "Shut up and get in the car."

    ..Double Down?

    ..
  • Heroes


    Sex W/ An Angel

    She came from outer space, she had an angelic face
    She had wisdom in her eyes, and she knew how to cry
    I had sex w/an angel
    She was so divine... she was so sublime
    She had the kiss of the time

    I want to satisfy her
    I want to make her scream
    I want to satisfy her
    I want to feel her love stream

    she had soft brown curls that hung so naturally
    and she had eyes that spoke of gentle mystery
    she sang a song about love and ecstasy

    I looked into her eyes & I saw another mind
    I looked into her eyes
    And I felt myself unwind
    I felt the sudden sharp and narrow surprise
    of seeing every hidden truth
    And every hidden lie.


    -beautiful backing vocals by Pam Rasada. guitars, song and vocals by Joe Rossi. Drums & percussion: Terry Burke & Doug Maas & Devin Thomas. Keyboards: Gesine Lohr. Bass: who knows.

    Brainflower


    loveelectric city what a state of mind
    I'm building castles in the sky...
    for all my friends & all their wives
    loveelectric city I'm a state of mind

    I'm a brainflower
    Love and Seed
    Cold shower
    Watch the hot summer bleed

    girl w/the soft brown angelic hair
    acting like she don't care
    giving me her witches stare
    c'mon now baby won't you move downstairs
    to a psychedelic chair

    10-6-66
    10-6-66
    10-6-66
    10-6-66

    (Born bored I was born bored)....

    And you built bombs and you made war
    And still expect to see Jesus at your door
    Jesus at your door
    Jesus at your door
    JESUS AT YOUR DOOR


    Every Star Must Fade..

    When you're gone I'll cry
    Into the night's sweet song
    Oh and now you're gone
    Oh and now now that you're gone

    Where did you go my little ray of sunshine?
    Where did you go my little ray of sunshine?
    You said you would be here
    Where are you now... because I need you right now!

    So now you're gone so say goodbye
    Don't even stop to ask her why
    Times like these are bound to try
    And souls like you and me, we'd rather fly.

    Maybe one day we'll find
    A place where we can forget
    All the broken promises we made
    All the reasons why every star must fade.

    Angels By The Sea


    We got 90210 & Shannon Doherty
    & everything is fine in the land, the land of make believe
    & we thought that Johnny Carson would never leave
    & everythings a lie in the land, the land of make believe

    won't you come see my angels by the sea
    buried treasure is waiting if you believe
    & there is always someone or something new to see
    see the angels, angels by the sea

    (Mr. Brady died of AIDS, whatever happened to Rueben Kincaid?)
    at Sunset & Doheny where the heavy metal rusts & rolls David Geffen is looking out the window of his Rolls picks up his cellular phone to call W. Axl Rose hits the wrong button and dials H. Ross Perot.

    at Venice Beach an old man makes spare change reading palms
    another man gets bent out of shape, reading the Psalms
    Harry Perry skates by playing his Les Paul
    Been down there so long, Lord knows he's seen it all

    won't you come see my angel by the sea
    sometimes she's pretty; sometimes obscene
    sometimes we dream of better worlds to be
    we dream of angels, angels by the sea

    (Mr. Brady died of AIDS, whatever happened to Rueben Kincaid)

    (c)1996 Joe Rossi..

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking
  • Hometown: Los Angeles
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 10" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Pisces
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: peacemaker

Schools

  • Arcadia High

    • Arcadia,CA
    • Graduated: 1981
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    1979 to 1981

Blurbs

About me:



The Joe Rossi Report

READ OUR BLOG: http://joerossireport.com or joerossireport.blogspot.com


Hey I came up w/ a new motto and catchphrase:

Shut Up & Meditate.

Try saying this to yourself every time you find your mind aimlessly wandering about your fears & desires, your past & your tomorrows & not focusing on L O V E and the beautiful glorious here & now of your life!

Let me tell you about Jim Van Hendrix
Cincinatti Jazz;This is about reinventing our lives;
rediscovering the myths.

So fun to tell you
rolling down American Highways,
into the summer sunset
the beach and coastal
cliffs fly by

into the swelter of this fantastic future
born of minds converged right now
here upon space & time.
This is about a rain dance, a liquid trance
a chance to blast hate to the past
a chance to dream
to love and scheme to make the world
an electric scene
& dance w/ friends all night long

let the music take and shake the ground
in this erotic night of colored sound

let our pleasantries demonstrate: we mean no harm.

--joe rossi 2007

it's all about


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Who I'd like to meet:

Comments

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  • Oct 28 2009 8:43 PM


    What's up!? Just wanted to let you know what was going on with P6! Our 9th anniversary show is this Halloween! We will be playing with Bulletboys (Smooth Up in Ya back from the 80's!), Bionic Jive (AZ's resident old-school rap/rock soldiers!) and more at The Platinum Club inside Skye.





    Also we're finally recording new tracks! Keep an eye out in November for our 2 track EP featuring songs off our upcoming new album "The New Amerikan Idols." Thanks for being our friend and don't be afraid to leave some love for us...Ladiebug and the rest of the band always like to make a personal response ;-) OneLove Sixers!!!

    -PROPERTY SIX-
  • Oct 19 2009 12:03 AM

    Help BG become one of the GIRLS NEXT DOOR! 
    Ask Hef to get back with BG at
    www.myspace.com/playboyHMH
  • Sep 12 2009 8:21 PM

      Have a great weekend!
  • Aug 19 2009 10:17 PM

    Have a nice evening
  • Aug 9 2009 6:33 AM

    Battle of the Bands?
    Voting is now underway to determine which three bands will battle it out and open up at Crue Fest 2. Vote for your favorite CATEGORY V  @   www.fm99.com
    ONE VOTE PER COMPUTER OR BLACKBERRY
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    THANX DANNY
  • Tampa Taiko Online Now!

    Jul 23 2009 1:37 AM

    Our debut CD entitled Big, Loud Drums is now available.

    http://www.cafepress.com/roncollins.398338954

    Click link above to listen to samples and order - $9.95 + s&h

    Tampa Taiko is a professional drumming duo that has performed their unique style for a vast array of audiences, performing at festivals, concert halls, schools, workshops, summer camps, corporate and VIP events. Using a collection of taiko drums made by themselves from discarded wine barrels, Tampa Taiko has developed a dynamic fusion of old and new styles of drumming, bringing a contemporary vibrance to an ancient martial artform.
  • Jul 20 2009 1:42 AM

    City Feigning Sleep
  • Jul 19 2009 6:56 PM

    Hello from Memphis, home of the blues!
    Thanks for having a listen.
    We appreciate that very much!
    Have a rockin' week!
    Randy/Pegasus Actual
  • Jul 19 2009 6:51 PM

    Hi Joe! Thankyou so much
    for checking out my songs
    and adding me to friends on here,
    wishing you all the best
    from Minneapolis!
  • Kay

    Jul 19 2009 5:14 PM

    BOB DYLAN 2009 Joe,
    I am elated that Bob Dylan is taking the time to come back next to Texas next month! yee hah
  • Jul 18 2009 3:06 AM

  • Jul 16 2009 10:48 PM

    Thanks for your Support!! Follow us on Twitter.Com/TheSoftParade Sign up for the email/text list [FREE STUFF} Luv -TSP
  • Jul 1 2009 12:40 AM

    School of Liars at Momo's Sunday, July 12, 2009.  Ask us for Tickets!
     

  • Jun 23 2009 3:27 AM

    Heavens Fall would like to thank you for your support and friendship. We hope you enjoy the tunes and visit our page often! HF
  • Jun 21 2009 7:32 PM

    DEADHEADS GET READY TO PARTY HEARTY WITH FAMILY GROOVE COMPANY~ROOTSTAND~IFDAKAR,AND MORE!

    Hey now! The 3Gs ('aka Grateful Garcia Gathering), is returning back to the Camp NCN Venue in beautiful Black River Falls Wisconsin July 30th though August 2nd 2009 where it all began over 6 years ago! A grateful place where Garcia fans will be gathering! It also marks the celebration of Jerry Garcia's 67th Birthday, plus the 14th Anniversary of Jerry's untimely passing. We have leased the campground venue for July 30th though August 3rd 2009 for our 6th annual music festival.

    Other great music festivals have hosted at this venue such as Weedstock, Farmapalooza, Big Wu Family Reunion, Campout Roots Festival,just to name a few!



    Artists included: Family Groove Company, Rootstand, Ifdakar, Boney Fingers, Baghdad SCUBA Review, Fungus Garden Reverb, Jam and the Playground Kids, In the Dark, MMC Trio, Elf Lettuce, Vinny Weible & Soul Logic, Groovitational Pull, The Reggie, Grateful Beth and the Volunteers, The Bar Tab Band, John Statz, Mr. Cab Driver, Brok'n Arrow, Greyleaf, and more Jambands to be added soon!


    Our friends at Mystix Toyz will be on board at the 3G's for tons of family fun with juggling demonstrations, including juggling workshops, face painting, kids parades, plus drum circles and fire dance jams every night
  • May 30 2009 1:27 AM

    I'd love to help out where I can. do you have facebook? I'm not on here as often as I used to be.
  • May 28 2009 10:21 AM

    Break​ on throu​gh to the other​ side ...

    Peace​,​ love and music​!​

    Best regar​ds from Hambu​rg
  • May 12 2009 9:48 PM

    Hy, welcome to the court of TriMatch-King !!! Cheers!!!!
  • DESTROIC Online Now!

    May 12 2009 2:45 PM

  • May 10 2009 9:16 PM

    HAPPY MOTHERS DAY
  • May 10 2009 5:12 PM

  • May 8 2009 8:48 PM

    Photobucket Have a relaxing weekend
  • May 8 2009 8:45 PM

    We stoped by to say High and see wuts up! If your free come check out...
    The BOOK SIGNING with Scott Von Heldt the new guitarist for Brian HEAD Welch author of the newly released book MIND OVER METAL
    MOWER, Property Six & SLOWER Live
    With
    Silence Betrayed
    Assaulted Pepper
    Head Hurtz Monstarz
    Flatline
    Embers Rise
    and more...
    Friday May 7th & 8th @ CHASERS 8005 E. Rosevelt st. Scottsdale AZ. 85257 ALL AGES bar w/ID doors 6:30pm for tix & info (623) 418-6413
    AZ's #1 Live show and best party in town!


    PropertySix may 8th at the book signing with Scott Von Heldt




    P6 and Scott Von Heldt from Brian HEAD Welch may 8th
    ..
  • May 3 2009 4:22 PM

    Peace & love headed your way from the East Coast.
  • May 1 2009 1:20 PM

    Rolling Stones by Michael Cooper Pictures, Images and Photos Have a great weekend Joe!