erik leath

About me:

A blond gets into a miraculous crash on a straight road with no trees in sight. A cop pulls up and asks what the heck happened here? The blond replies "The strangest thing happened, a tree came out of no where so I swerved to the right then another so I swerved to the left.Then another so i swerved to the right then another!! So i swerved to the left. Then, another so I..." The cop looks in side the car and says "Miss that's just your air freshener swinging back and forth!"

A blond thinks she is good with her Capitals of all the 50 states. So she asks someone to quiz her. The guy says, "OK, what's the Capital of Wisconsin?" Blond thinks for a minute and finally says "W!"

3 dudes are walking in a desert 1 caring a sack of sandwiches. Another a canteen of water. Third guy carrying a car door. The 2 guys ask the dude why hes carrying a sack of sandwiches he replies "In case I get hungry I have something to eat." They ask the second guy why are you caring a canteen of water? He replies "Well if I get thirsty I have something to drink." The 2 guys look at the guy with the car door mysteriously and ask why are u carrying a car door? He replies " Well if I get hot I can roll down the window!"

A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand ?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they landed and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl, why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came down and killed my new kitty". Next they passed a little boy who was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy, why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came down and killed my new puppy." Then they passed a blonde sitting on the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, "why are you laughing so hard?" and the blonde said, "I farted and the building behind me blew up!!"