Swingin' Senoritas, lovely Asian Blossoms an' Manglin' Crime, so evil-doers WATCH YER BACK!
Music
Find the EL GATO, CRIME MANGLER comic book series, THOSE UNSTOPPABLE ROGUES, CHIPMUNKS & SQUIRRELS, CARTOON FLOPHOUSE, and other comics by MICHAEL AUSHENKER at ----------------------------------------------------------CARTOONFLOPHOUSE.COM--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Visit the official COMICSPACE site-------------------------------------------------http://www.comicspace.com/cartoonflophouse/ --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Movies
KING KONG (1933)
Television
Tell a HUH?!? What da hell is dat?
Books
Mine! THE NINE LOVES OF EL GATO, CRIME MANGLER! -- HOLY GHOST EL GATO! -- FUTURESHOCK: EL GATO 2002! -- THE NINE LOVES OF EL GATO, CRIME MANGLER! ------ NINE LOVES features art by dese bums: Michael Aushenker, John Barber (an editor over at Marvel Comics), Javier Hernandez (EL MUERTO, AZTEC ZOMBIE), Amarpal Khanna, Kent Myers (DETROIT! MURDER CITY COMIX), Rafael Navarro (SONAMBULO), Ted Seko (ATTACK OF THE SUPERMONSTERS and SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS), Lisa Strouss (GIRLS WITH GLASSES, GIANT ROBOT magazine) and Jim Wheelok (SILENT BUYBACK). While yer at it, read EL MUERTO, AZTEC ZOMBIE; SONAMBULO; BILLY COLE; & LE MENAGERIE comics and CALLING MONSTER ISLAND. ----- Dis is none of yer freakin' business but I also read CARTOON FLOPHOUSE, CHIPMUNKS & SQUIRRELS 'n' THOSE UNSTOPPABLE ROGUES! ---- Check dem sweet little chickens out at ELGATOCOMICS.COM
Heroes
Yer lookin' at him, clam shell -------------Manly men only! You know, tough guys! Aushenker..."Bloody Sam" Peckinpah...Warren Oates...Yul Brynner...Sergio Leone...Lee Van Cleef...Bogart...Mitchum...McQueen...Johnny Cash...Joe Strummer...Hurricane Ramirez...Run-DMC and Jam Master Jay...Redman...Method Man...DMX...and Tom Hatten, host of "Popeye & His Friends" and "Family Film Festival."
World's Greatest Wrestler, President of the Banana-Hater Club, West Coast Chapter, and star of MICHAEL AUSHENKER's El Gato, Crime Mangler comic books: THE NINE LIVES OF EL GATO, CRIME MANGLER! -- HOLY GHOST EL GATO! -- FUTURESHOCK: EL GATO 2002! -- THE NINE LOVES OF EL GATO, CRIME MANGLER!
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Who I'd like to meet:
---- All of You Ballerinas and Librarians in da Wrestlin' Rink!
The Mighty Boosh This is that British TV series me and Mike were obsessing over. It airs on Cartoon Network Sunday nights This isthe most dementedly funny sitcom ever created. ..
Hey. The Watchmen movie was awesome. Slight compromises compared to the book. It cannot replace the story telling technique of Gibbons but was a great movie. May be a bit hard to follow the story for newbies but that's how it was like reading the book for me. I don't know about mainstream success but every comic fan should love this movie.
Happy National Beard Month! This tradition started in the early 1800's well before heating was common place. January being the coldest month, men would grow their beards out in order to jeep their faces warm.
Wives and daughters would caress their men's faces to share in the warmth. Growing out your beard in the month of January was a sign of solidarity and patriarchal strength, that one was able to care for and keep their hairless females warm.
Men are now encouraged to not shave for month of January, and grow their beards out.
Not as a sign of masculinity, but as a recognition of the hardships endured by those that came before.
Very much looking forward to the ROM issue, Mikey! First the Human Fly, now Rom, SpaceKnight! Aushenker digs deep into the Bronze Mine to bring us the goods!
Now that I'm gone, I tell you: Don't smoke, whatever you do, just don't smoke. If I could take back that smoking we wouldn't be talking about any cancer. I'm convinced of that.
Comments
Jun 29 2009 4:17 AM
Animated Tease for the new SADISTIK: Strip & Kill Web Series!
SADISTIK Strip & Kill Animation Teaser
May 13 2009 10:26 PM
May 12 2009 4:56 PM
This is that British TV series me and Mike were obsessing over. It airs on Cartoon Network Sunday nights
This isthe most dementedly funny sitcom ever created.
May 9 2009 6:30 PM
And check out my friend LUCY HELL'S new comic book:
May 7 2009 4:12 AM
Best regards from The "Eel"
Apr 16 2009 6:58 PM
Apr 10 2009 7:43 PM
And check out my friend LUCY HELL'S new comic book:
Mar 12 2009 6:52 PM
Mar 5 2009 4:40 PM
Mar 4 2009 4:46 PM
Mar 4 2009 5:08 AM
Feb 18 2009 10:55 PM
Jan 11 2009 11:33 PM
This tradition started in the early 1800's well before heating was common place.
January being the coldest month,
men would grow their beards out
in order to jeep their faces warm.
Wives and daughters would caress their men's faces to share in the warmth.
Growing out your beard in the month of January was a sign of solidarity
and patriarchal strength, that one was able to care for and keep their hairless females warm.
Men are now encouraged to not shave
for month of January,
and grow their beards out.
Not as a sign of masculinity, but as a recognition
of the hardships endured by
those that came before.
Jan 10 2009 5:48 PM
Jan 4 2009 2:36 AM
Jan 1 2009 8:40 PM
Happy 09!
Dec 23 2008 3:21 AM
Happy Holidays!
Oct 18 2008 10:52 AM
Yul Brynner
Anti-Smoking Commercial
Oct 13 2008 11:29 PM
Jul 21 2008 11:44 PM
Trailer
Jul 4 2008 7:09 AM
Jun 2 2008 11:27 PM
Mr.
Diablo
Jun 1 2008 12:03 AM
May 30 2008 3:34 AM
Idiot Box
May 10 2008 12:06 PM