Court TV, BET (For real though!), Comcast on Demand
Elise Crocker's Interests
General
Baking, knitting, making racist judgements about strangers, and farting profusely... Wait, those aren't my interests-those are my grandmother's!
Music
I love all kinds of music but lately I've been listening to Of Montreal, Broken Social Scene, Broadcast, Pizzicato Five, Cold War Kids, Erlend Oye, Badly Drawn Boy, The Stone Roses, David Bowie, Al Green and the Trogs.
Movies
I don't want to see anymore movies with violence or death. I like happy endings. I want puppy dogs and icecream. But not gratuitous icecream. The icecream should be integral to the plot. And a little male frontal nudity would be nice for a change.
Television
Reno 911, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Six Feet Under, Little People Big World, Dead Like Me, Big Love, Sundance Channel and Animal planet. Otherwise I despise television.
Books
So many...Roald Dahl, Tom Robbins, Neil Gaiman, David Sedaris, Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Palahniuk, JD Salinger, George Orwell, JK Rowling, Augusten Burroughs...I read to escape. Other times I just smoke crack.
Heroes
Deepak Chopra, Kurt Vonnegut, David Sedaris, Ellen Degeneris, Chris Rock, Katt Williams, Eddie Izzard, Larry David, Louis CK, Nick Swardson, Jim Gaffigan, my family, and whoever invented tampons
Hey thanks for being a friend. My good Catholic friend Brian McCarthy has a new show called Panty Droppers. In his show he talks about my two favorite subjects sex and liquor. .
hey!Jan 15th I'm headlining the IMPROV and recording a cd/dvd, PLEASE come support this show:) Means a lot to have my friends there as I hope to sell it out.
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