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ELI PORTER
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I'm da best mayne



Chamblee, Georgia
United States

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Member Since4/23/2008
Band Websitehttp://www.myspace.com/amycrackhouse
Influenceshttp://www.myspace.com/soljagurlimabeatyoazzondistrain
Sounds LikeMY FREESTYLE MY CUZ DOIN HER THANG http://www.myspace.com/soljagurlimabeatyoazzondistrain
Record LabelWE DA BESS Records
Type of LabelMajor


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FULL BATTLE! (LYRICS) "I got one question man, tell me who next, this nigga salt like the nigga that done get it the best, see I'm the best mainnn, I diiid it...........................................Yeah I'm a let you know who the best, by the hour, he's like Rosie O'Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower it ain't nothing to me man, I keep it foreal look at his dental man, with ... dent on the grill, see I'm the best, I told you that this dude like that, he ran then from the cat nah, i messed up but I'm a stay on top they told me man, but you know man, Im never gon flop look at this dude, he need to stay in the shade, ain't no wonder why he came out, he already in the gay parade, i told you man, I got you, roasted like ever you dont know, but my rhymes, they straight up clever so you step down, of the pedastle. I'm the best man, you need to go.. to the fu&$in' dental".........."i said freakin"

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Jul 12 2009 9:33 AM

The judges were...roasted like ever for not letting you win homie.
Thug Shack Productions Inc.





Jul 5 2009 12:24 PM

LEROY JENKEMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Feb 23 2009 9:25 PM

I OFFICIALLY CHALLENGE YOU TO A GANGSTA RAP BATTLE ELI PORTER.
Stupid Myspace Page





Jan 22 2009 5:47 AM

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Jan 3 2009 1:22 AM

I think this actually sounds correct:

"Yo, I got one question, man:
tell me who next?
This nigga soft like the nigga who done gettin' the best.
See I'm the best man, I did it...
.....*sigh*.................
*(insert random urban preparatory lingua-franca here)*
Yeah I'm-a let you know who da' best,
by the hour,
he like Rosie O'Donnell
at a bi-sexual bridal shower.
It ain't nuthin' to me, man,
I keep it for real,
look at this dental, man, with...
dent on the grill, see?
I'm the beeeest,
I told you 'daaaat,
this dude like that, he ran from the cat.
Naw, I messed up but I'm-a stay on top,
they told me, man,
but you know,
I'm never gon' flop.
Look at this dude he need to stay in the shade;
ain't no wonder why he came out,
he already in the GAY PARADE!
I told you, man,
I got you roasted like evah,
you don't know,
but my rhymes they straight-up clevah.
So you step down,
off the pedestal,
I'm the best man,
you need to go to the f***in' deep-throat!..........
(i said freakin'.)"

Notice I said that's how it SOUNDS, Eli is more about feeling that accuracy.
Or as Ashley Roachclip put it: "Hey now, whatcha want now: good grammar or good taste?"
ben





Dec 11 2008 5:46 AM

u sir are a sphinctermister
CINTURON NEGRO





Dec 7 2008 5:45 PM

yeaah
eli is my mayneeeeee
K. Alexander (321)256-9043 ext.1629666





Sep 26 2008 3:13 PM

I diiiid it!
jonathan





Sep 19 2008 1:55 AM

i got you roasted like eva!!
Ryan





Sep 17 2008 8:22 PM

im glad you "deeed it"
The Gauntlet





Aug 30 2008 2:52 PM

Eli is who we strive to be like when we record!! He da best cuz he Deed it!
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Aug 30 2008 7:14 AM

Your the best mang...

You Deed it....
xxxxhAnNAhxxxx





Aug 30 2008 12:42 AM

heyy :]
PROTOPUNK aka AM





Aug 30 2008 12:15 AM

eli
Thug Shack Productions Inc.





Aug 11 2008 1:41 AM


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Jul 27 2008 10:20 PM

my future son shall be named eli

thank you
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Jul 14 2008 10:03 PM

I SAID FREAKY DAM ELI IS QUICK-LMAO
Jaime





Jul 11 2008 6:10 AM

i told ya mayne.... i got you.........roasted like eva, you dont know,but my rhymes, they straight up cleva!
p h i l l y





Jul 4 2008 5:41 AM

Eli Porter need to bring some phresh freestylin' fo 2008
Mr. Trials





Jul 4 2008 3:37 AM

I DEED IT
Ivan the Optimist





Jun 22 2008 1:49 AM

i said freakin!
Hunter





Jun 11 2008 5:58 PM

YOU LOOK LIKE ROSIE ODONNELL, IN A BISEXUAL UNDERGROUND BUNKER.

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Jun 10 2008 9:20 PM

PEEP!
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