Elis James comedian
elis james
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29 years old
United Kingdom
Last Login: 11/5/2009
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Elis James comedian's Interests
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| General | Comedy. Music. Football. Boxing. Primitive agrarian techniques. What, you mean you've never read a book blaming the domestication of animals on the rise in deaths and sickness during the Neolithic Revolution, as diseases jumped from animals to the human population? You fucking dick. | | Music | Super Furry Animals, Gorky's Zygotic Mynci, The Delgados, The Fall, Run DMC, NWA, Ultramagnetic MC's, Leadbelly, Robert Johnson, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Sammo Hung, Tinnitus Rex, Public Image Limited, Gang of Four, Wire, The Sonics, The Seeds, King Tubby, The Smiths, Lee 'Scratch' Perry hairdresser music, soundtracks to po faced documentaries about football hooliganism, The Specials, the sound of my mum shagging my real dad (wherever he may be).
| | Movies | I am a total sucker for a nice bit of gritty realism. Horribly predictable, in that sense. | | Television | The Simpsons, The Simpsons, The Simpsons. Er... The Simpsons. I think I've made my point.
The Two of us. Nicholas Lyndhurst, at his peak. Need I say more? | | Books | The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner, Catch 22, The Catcher in the Rye, Cancer Ward, One day in the life of Ifan Denisovitch, 1984, no fuck it - all Orwell, Who ate all the pies? (the autobiography of Mickey Quinn) Soccer and Society: South Wales 1900-1939, Slaughterhouse 5, Portrait of the Artist as a Young Dog, Heart of Darkness, The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists, Wales:Rebirth of a Nation 1880-1980, Heddwch o'r Diwedd, The Hamlyn guide to Home maintenance, anything with nice pictures of Liam Gallagher being brutish, or primitive mobile phones, also any books on the 84-85 miners strike with evocative photographs of striking Welshmen throwing rocks at Cockney coppers. | | Heroes | George Orwell, Aleksander Solzhenitsyn (oooh, check me out), Dylan Thomas, anybody who's had a kidney infection, mam. |
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Elis James comedian's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Orientation: | Straight | | Zodiac Sign: | Scorpio | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | Post grad |
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About me:
I'm a stand up comedian - this means that I get to sleep in, and everybody assumes I'm far more interesting I am. That can be quite embarrassing sometimes.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Any Swansea City player from the glory period 1978-81 - four promotions in four years under John Toshack, culminating with us finishing sixth in the old first division (if you're one of those fuckwits who thinks that Rupert Murdoch invented football in 1992). The holy trinity (Gallagher, Weller, Ashcroft). Miles Davis. That threw you, eh?
My real father.
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