Eli
Eli Sairs
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Male
24 years old
Washington DC
United States



Last Login: 11/25/2009
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    Eli's Interests
GeneralWednesday-Monday: Film, Art, Literature. Tuesday: Hos.
MusicThe unreleased tracks of your favorite faggy indie band.
Movies"La Dolce Vita," "On the Waterfront," "House Party 2: The Pajama Jam," "The Making of House Party 2: The Pajama Jam"
TelevisionEek! The Cat was great. And Rescue Rangers. Like, not in an ironic sense, either. I'm not one of those guys who lists bad movies and stuff as his favorites to be ironic.
Books Books are like women.....hard to get into unless they're Jane Austin............burn!
HeroesNOT Stalin. I'll stand by that. I'm not being a non-comformist, it's just how I feel.
Groups: In The Spirit of Bill: A Tribute to Bill HicksZach Galifianakis - Come on Down, Don't Be Such a HomoEugene Mirman: Nuff SaidRobyn Hitchcock Appreciation Society

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     Eli's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Zodiac Sign:Cancer

   Eli's Schools
Ohio University-Main Campus
Athens,Ohio
Graduated: 2007
Student status: Alumni
Major: Philosophy
Minor: Film
Clubs: Comedy for the Masses, LFC Theatre Group
 

2003 to 2007

   Eli's Networking
Film - Direction - Director
Let's make a picture!
Film - Composition - Screenwriting
Let's write a picture!
Theatre - Dramaturgy - Playwriting
Let's make pretend!

   Eli's Companies
Department of Justice (League?!)
Washington DC, US
Records Keeping




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   Eli's Blurbs
About me:
"People have a sort of morbid obsession with fame and success: 'You are going to be famous, aren't you?' As if there was no point in doing this unless my name were in lights and playing to millions of people." -Robyn Hitchcock
Who I'd like to meet:
www.eligood.blogspot.com



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Eli's Friends Comments
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Ryan Ross

Ryan Ross



Nov 5 2009 7:23 PM

What up just droppin by to show your page some luv
Check out my new track (Smokin that Reffer) a must hear
let me know what you think

ROSS~
Desi aka "Quentin Quarteroy"

Desi aka "Quentin Quarteroy"



Jul 25 2009 4:46 AM

the hangover comedy show

See you at the comedy show!!
Justin

Justin



Jul 21 2009 9:57 PM

happy birthday

Justin

Justin



Apr 16 2009 3:10 AM

Is this "Cool"

Desi aka "Quentin Quarteroy"

Desi aka "Quentin Quarteroy"



Mar 13 2009 1:29 PM

Killa Cal™

Killa Cal™



Feb 11 2009 5:09 PM

Eli... u killed in B-More........lol
Kaleidoscope Comedy

Kaleidoscope Comedy



Feb 10 2009 2:42 AM

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sonny fuller

sonny fuller



Jan 20 2009 5:59 AM

U people really have no idea how much of a huge vagina Eli is See ya around pal
Justin

Justin



Dec 5 2008 10:26 PM

I was looking for footage of you on youtube and I found this!

Justin

Justin



Dec 5 2008 12:38 AM

http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=5ZeDfiCBS7Q

your set from magooby's
sonny fuller

sonny fuller



Nov 13 2008 2:50 AM

i could almost smack u for such idiocy
any carlin shit from 90s on up is good to me,
and we can do some blow only if u sniff it from my taint
peace out beeeeeitch
sonny fuller

sonny fuller



Oct 25 2008 1:12 AM

CARLINS NOT IN YOUR TOP 20?
robb loving

robb loving



Oct 15 2008 4:31 AM

and then i left a comment on his page and we lived happily ever etc.
Vince Barnett

Vince Barnett



Oct 2 2008 12:40 AM

You know I was jolking the other night... Good seeing you bro!
Vince Barnett

Vince Barnett



Sep 23 2008 2:01 AM

What's up Homie?? How have ya been?
Thefabulousnip

Thefabulousnip



Sep 1 2008 10:11 PM

Sorry I lied to you, Eli. You can see the skyline from the 24/40-65/40 not the 24-40 split, so there was no reason to go buy a Dylan album you already had.
Desi aka "Quentin Quarteroy"

Desi aka "Quentin Quarteroy"



Aug 16 2008 1:25 AM

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Smoke

Smoke



Aug 12 2008 6:22 PM

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Helen Highwater

krissie sargent



Aug 7 2008 6:20 PM

hobo kindergarten teacher
Kaleidoscope Comedy

Kaleidoscope Comedy



Aug 6 2008 9:03 PM

Thefabulousnip

Thefabulousnip



Aug 4 2008 10:51 PM

Eli, I don't think Chief will ever have a myspace, he can barely check his email. But heck yeah man, try to make it to Nashville someday.
Smoke

Smoke



Aug 4 2008 7:11 PM

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Helen Highwater

krissie sargent



Jul 29 2008 4:57 PM

being far too lazy to register or whatever it is i'm supposed to do to leave a comment on your blog page, said comment is as follows:

i'm with you on the "slow zombies are effectively creepier" viewpoint. much like jason voorhees and michael myers -- who NEVER have to run, bitches -- slow-ass zombies can take their sweet time. they're still gonna lunch up on your brains.
Unconcerned, But Not Indifferent

Ryan Thompson



Jul 26 2008 7:04 AM

are you familiar with the work of kyle cease? i just recently discovered him and find him quite funny, he is very eccentric, i thought his stand up might be up your alley
Helen Highwater

krissie sargent



Jul 17 2008 5:05 PM

i DO care. i want you to know that.

i just don't care enough to come to dc without some sort of monetary/culinary compensation.
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