Eliza
Eliza Skinner
Eliza Skinner Ladies is pimps, too.

Female
89 years old
NEW YORK, New York
United States



Last Login: 10/19/2009
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    Eliza's Interests
GeneralComedy, Music, Crafts, Pets, Books, Dancing, RollerCoasters, Rollerskating, Science, Pocahontas, Dancedance Partyparty, STICKERBOOK!
MusicCan I say me? My band? Then, my band - Stickerbook. Whooo else...hmmmmm I guess Stevie Wonder...They Might Be Giants, Gwen Stefani, Doobie Brothers, Aimee Mann, Harry Nilsson, Aerosmith, Beatles (kind of a given, right?), Sondheim, TCQ, Prince, Aimee Mann, Michael Jackson, The Pixies, Joni Mitchell, Hedwig, Bon Jovi, etc., etc., etc......
MoviesHis Girl Friday, Aliens, Philadelphia Story, Dirty Dancing, Army of Darkness, Singing In the Rain, Goonies, lots of documentaries, dance movies, & any movie that can effectively scare me/creep me out. Oh, and I really like those collections of animated shorts that they show at art houses...yeah, I love those.
TelevisionLaw & Order (in all its beautiful incarnations), Good Eats, Young Ones, Twin Peaks, nature shows.
BooksMotherless Brooklyn (and almost anything by Jonathan Lethem), Time Traveller's Wife, Oscar & Lucinda, The Right Stuff, Dune, Windup Bird Chronicles (And almost anything by Murakami), Botany of Desire, Songbook
HeroesMartha Stewart, Miss Piggy, Joni Mitchell, Jennifer Saunders, me.

     Eliza's Details
Status:Swinger
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Richmond, VA
Body type:Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Writer/perfomer

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About me:
Sorry, Myspace lovers - I have pretty much abandoned this account. Check me out on Facebook or on my own website - ElizaSkinner.net MySpace Layouts

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Who I'd like to meet:
My real family. ..>Karen in the dorm on FunnyOrDie.com..>

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PB

Phil Berry



Jul 17 2008 3:39 AM

Watermelon vodka is like a ninja in the night. And that's really all you need to know.
Paul

Paul Scriptwriter



Jun 20 2008 9:49 AM

Had a tough day and wanted to get my funny on so thought I'd check in to, wait... I see boobs, this isn't the Daily Show myspace page then is it? Oh well, thanks for the add.
TAJ

TAJ



May 11 2008 3:47 AM

Happy B-lated Birthday! Hope you're havin' fun.
Peace!
Dennis

Dennis



May 8 2008 10:24 AM

Happy Birthday Eliza!!
Ron

Ron



May 8 2008 10:28 AM

I bet I know what you're gettin' for your birthday ...
Outlaw78

Keith Ashley



May 9 2008 3:58 AM

hi eliza
happy bday! best of wishes from yer old OHS alum...btw i "bday" poked you on face book.
rawk on
keith ashley
Steve

Steve



May 9 2008 12:45 PM

Happy Birthday!
PB

Phil Berry



May 9 2008 2:52 PM

Happy Birthday Recovery Day!
Brandon Bones

brandon auchterlonie



May 9 2008 3:50 PM

Happy Birthday funny lady.
:)
ilikefilms

ilikefilms



May 9 2008 7:49 PM

Happy belated birthday to one of my favorite musical improvisers!!
Bryan

Bryan Thomson



May 8 2008 8:41 PM

Happy Birthday Eliza!!!!!!!!!
Hand Model

Ashly Covington



May 8 2008 7:52 PM

Happy Happy Birthday!!!
Chris

Chris Melton



Apr 16 2008 8:17 PM

Thanks for the add. In return I give you a pic of Jon Cryer, it's his B-Day so that changes this comment from random to topical.

jon cryer
Ron

Ron



Mar 31 2008 7:47 PM

Your stuff is hilarious. Is that your cat on your background? If so, I think I know what's been happening to your hermit crabs ...
Shane

Shane



Mar 25 2008 10:16 PM

Hi Eliza, thanks for the add. Also, hope you had a great Easter.
PB

Phil Berry



Mar 18 2008 5:32 AM

Thanks Eliot. Really.

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Mick

Mickey Finn



Mar 17 2008 10:46 PM


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PB

Phil Berry



Mar 10 2008 6:29 PM

You slightly twisted, hilarious pimp, you. Go on... brush your shoulders off! Thanks for the add.. stay creative. The newly discovered 'medicated' drinking water should help.
J

                J



Feb 27 2008 5:15 AM

The new dorm vid rocked,Eliza...you need to be on SNL or Mad TV,like immediately!!
Slav
Porter Mason

Porter Mason



Feb 23 2008 5:16 AM

Don't you use all caps at ME, lady!
Porter Mason

Porter Mason



Feb 22 2008 4:41 AM

Shenanigans! You're not 87.
Capt.Dope

Capt.Dope



Feb 21 2008 12:20 PM

HA HA! look at the time. HA! the most funniest yuk yuk eva! you might have to subtract 3 hours but it's so worth it. Whoa! i got you good, sweets. so funny.
J

                J



Feb 17 2008 1:21 AM

Hows everything up in NYC Eliza?
.."High as F@%k" Music Video on FunnyOrDie.com..
Mick

Mickey Finn



Feb 14 2008 10:23 PM


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Chad

Chad



Feb 14 2008 9:15 PM


Elementary School Valentines Day cards are just getting weirder and weirder.
(from CollegeHumor)

Happy Valentines day. Stay funny.
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