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Some of my favorite authors include Richard Russo, Susan Isaacs, Richard Yates, Alice Hoffman, J.D. Salinger, Elinor Lipman, John Irving, Lolly Winston, Meg Wolitzer, Tom Perrotta, Wally Lamb, Steve Almond, Janet Evanovich, Jennifer Weiner, Toni Morrison, Elisabeth Robinson, Dorothy Parker ...
One of my most prized possessions is a copy of "Liars in Love" inscribed to me by Richard Yates. When he wrote this, I was a young thing working as assistant to his literary agent, Mitch Douglas.
Ellen Meister reads from The Smart One
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About me:
I write, I swear, I sing, I dance ... all from the front seat of my minivan.And no, I'm not really 99 years old. I am, however, old enough to want to keep my age to myself.
My second novel, THE SMART ONE (HarperCollins/Avon A)is in stores now. It's about three adult sisters who just can't seem to break free of their childhood labels. Then they discover a decades-old body stuffed inside an industrial drum, and begin a bold, heartbreaking and sometimes hilarious journey that will either bring them together … or tear them apart for good.
My first novel, SECRET CONFESSIONS OF THE APPLEWOOD PTA (Morrow/Avon) is now in paperback. It's a friendship story about three women who conspire to get a George Clooney movie filmed in their children's schoolyard. I was inspired to write this book because I wanted to explore the layers of joy, heartache, pain and passion hidden behind the perfect mother image so many of us try to project.
To learn more about me or my books, you can visit my website at ellenmeister.com.
PRAISE FOR THE SMART ONE
"Wonderfully funny, irreverent and entirely unexpected. I loved it!" - Jane Green, bestselling author of The Beach House
"The book is both fast-paced and emotionally introspective, which is a difficult balance to get right, but somehow Meister pulls it off beautifully. The Smart One will resonate with every woman who's ever had a sister - or wondered what such a relationship would be like." - Belle Dessler, BookLoons
"Character-driven ... fast-paced ... great dialog." - Library Journal
"If you're looking for a smart, humorous story about families, look no further. THE SMART ONE by Ellen Meister is a down-to-earth story that made me wish I had a sister of my own!" - Kay James, Romance Reader at Heart, rated "Top Pick"
"A perfect beach read!" - Booklist
'Ellen Meister has taken a dark look at life in the suburbs of Long Island, and THE SMART ONE is a cheeky look at a loving but dysfunctional family and their neighbors. The characters may be flaky, but they are clever and genuine. THE SMART ONE is an intriguing summer read." - Deborah C. Jackson, RRT
PRAISE FOR SECRET CONFESSIONS OF THE APPLEWOOD PTA:
"Meister's debut novel is heartbreakingly funny, her characters facing life's dramas and disappointments head on with wit and spunk." — Library Journal (starred review)
"Ellen Meister has written a beautiful book about love, life and friendship that you are sure to never forget." — Fresh Fiction
"Sexy characters, sharp dialogue, and snappy pacing ... [a] sassy, saucy debut." — Booklist
"Ellen Meister's first novel is a smashing success ... touches the heart and the funny bone ." — Romance Divas
"Funny, compelling and well-written." — Trashionista
"The best time I've had in years. Ellen Meister's characters are so funny, smart, and real, I feel like I've made three new friends!" — Lisa Kudrow
To read more reviews, click here. To read an excerpt, click here.
FREE BOOKPLATES
I'm still a new enough author to feel grateful for each and every book I sell. (Hope I always feel this way!) To show my appreciation, I'm offering free signed bookplates to anyone who owns a copy. Just shoot me a message here at MySpace, and tell me who to make it out to and where to send it. It's my way of saying thanks!
Here's what the bookplate looks like. It's self-adhesive and goes right into the front of the book. (And yes, I really did send George Clooney a book with that inscription!)
Myspace.com Blogs - Televised event! - Ellen Meister MySpace Blog
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- Status: Married
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: Long Island, NY
- Height: 5' 4"
- Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
- Children: Proud parent
- Education: College graduate
- Occupation: Author
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Suny At Buffalo
- Buffalo, NY
- Graduated: N/A
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Bachelor's Degree
- Major: English
2007 to Present -
Jericho Shs
- Jericho, NY
- Graduated: N/A
- Student status: Alumni
2007 to Present




















Betty Sullivan La Pierre Hi Ellen,
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Betty Sullivan La Pierre
Author of the renowned ‘Hawkman Series”
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Booksellers United
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Chau Van Truong
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10 of 1030MoreHappy BirthDay Ellen
I, author/filmmaker CHAU VAN TRUONG, am in a little trouble right now. My personal assistant is in agony as we speak. He ask me why I commiserate with my fans because my name and THE NAISA MAFIA has already been spread globally. I told him that I never disrespect my fans because they had giving me the opportunity to do what I love and it is paying his salary. He said I am kowtowing to you and I am not a real celebrity. With his teeth jiggling in his mouth and me going to and from court, I cannot post any more video but more will come soon. My retort to his remark is that GOD will rip their fame and fortune away. They will be flipping burgers soon enough. Acting is easy as you can see on my video I filmed with only my cell phone. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJdezhcqQM4
WARNING!!!! I do not want you to subscribe if you are not entertained, informed, or inspired..
Congratulations on all your success! You deserve it! :-)
I wanted to let you know about my latest releases--Remote Control (ebook) and Skeletons in the Closet & Other Creepy Stories (ebook). They're available on Amazon, Smashwords and other ebook retailers.
My romance alter-ego, Cherish D'Angelo will be launching her debut romantic suspense, Lancelot's Lady on September 27th.
Wishing you the very best in life!
Cheryl Kaye Tardif
www.cherylktardif.com
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It seems so hard to understand,
As I look across the land,
That all I view belongs to me,
I ought to take more time to see.
The distant hills and mountains high,
The rolling clouds and bright blue sky,
No one can take these views from me,
As long as I have eyes to see.
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