E-Rod
Stand-Up / Mainstream / Latino
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What’s Black and White and Panamanian all over?!?!
Male
30 years old
SACRAMENTO, California
United States
Last Login: 12/16/2009
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E-Rod's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Now a long, long time ago in a nasty little city, far, far away, there lived a man named Ellis, a damn good looking Halfrican-American he woke up one day and realized that he was lost. Many of us are familiar with his situation, he made one decision and years later he realized his entire life had formed around that decision. It wasnt a life that he wanted. So Ellis searched for that map in his soul that says YOU ARE HERE. With a little help from his Granny, Jesus, and the modern miracle refreshment known as the green Monster he moved to Sacramento signed with Reynolds records, and started a boy band called the Jungle Bunnies The album went triple aluminum, selling over 36 copies in its first 2 years! He married his 63 year old third grade teacher who was grade A double D, whole MILF had 19 kids of his own, and named them all George Foreman. And life was good, but little did Ellis know his wife was having an affair. Little did she know KY Jelly, hot wax, and Tabasco juice form a powerful explosive and during a midnight love session, she was killed in an explosion. Being half man and half amazing, Ellis some how survived the tragedy and started a career in comedy. He can be seen at local comedy clubs in Sacramento, the Bay Area and mics across the country. | | Website | ellisrodriguez.com | | Influences | Original inspiration were Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy. Dave Chappelle is a GOD. My favorite comics working today are Ralphie May and Russel Peters. Local comedians I recommend... Mike E Winfield... THE HOTTEST comic coming out of sacramento and the biggest teeth in show Biz. Sean P... an absolute beast on the mic and everyones best friend. and a shout out to my primo Carlos Rodriguez, and B Yang a beast of an up and comer. funny funny dudes. | | TV Shows | Ellis Rodriguez has not appeared on Television performing comedy to date. He has however been seen on COPS, being arrested at a J-Lo concert, chasing the Spanish Diva with whipped cream, wearing nothing but his signature Boston hat and smile, and of course his Combat boots for traction. | | Films | Ellis Rodriguez has appeared in hundreds of home movies, and exploded onto the scene in his break out role in 1989, his unforgettable rendition of the Diarrhea Song got two thumbs up from Ron, a fat kid that went to his school. Ellis career only got hotter when he won an award in 1994 for best toast at the Rodriguez Annual Thanksgiving Dinner. Never satisfied he took on his most daring role last year, a sex video released on panamanianguyshookingupwitharmeniancirusperformerswhilebrushingtheirteeth.com, the 3 minute love scene has transformed this gifted thespian from a captivating leading man to a world renown sex symbol. Look for more, because this amazing performer is sure to charm us for years to come. | | Albums | The Jungle Bunnies Triple Aluminum selling album Rabbits dont do it in the Jungle, featuring their hit singles One Guayabera and Im black from here down. Is available out of Ellis' moms trunk, in Stockton CA. |
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E-Rod's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking | | Orientation: | Straight | | Body type: | 6' 4" / Athletic | | Ethnicity: | Latino / Hispanic | | Zodiac Sign: | Aquarius |
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