Mat

About me:

ummm, well, im Mat, sup, anddddddd i like playing my big red shiny guitar, watching crappy films at 2am, eating as it makes u feel so warm and nice inside <(^_^)> erm, watching Newcastle football, sleeping, family guy!:D andddddd i think thats about it......oh yeh and DRINK! how the hell did i forget that....yer love being pissed and if i could i would b drunk 24/7 :) But as myself im a very lazy person, i realy cant be botherd to do anything, and i find it a strain to even thinking about standing up and its only thanks to my superhero metabolism that im not obese as being lazy means i dont do sport:) Sure i play football once a week but i enjoy that and even then i still rarely try in it. As for work? I see myself having no future, and it worrys me a little that that doesnt bother me at all, if i cared, id try, if i tried, i wouldnt be lazy, yet if i wasnt lazy, i wouldnt be me:) Being lazy is one the key reasons im so unfit, i get tired walking up my schools chapel steps and sometimes, when i laugh, my heart hurts:( Im also a very negative person and so what:D Dont get me wrong im not a depressive or anything, in fact, even the slightest thing makes me happy, like the other day i had a sandwhich which EXTRA corrination chicken and it made my whole week.......anyway where was I......oh yeh, being negative, i spose it just makes everything 3 times better when something good happens you convinced yourself it wasnt going to^_^. ............im a very voilent person which i suppose is strange considering how lazy I am, but the stupidest things annoy me, and when they do, red hot rage fills me and i have to punch something fast to release it in my blinded rage, usualy a wall or door. Had to stop doing this recently tho as repeatidly smacking walls then a concreate one eventualy broke my knuckle and its refusing to heal every time i punch something and just swells up to look like a tuma instead. .......I also LOVE winter and hate summer, with winter you get snow and i love every day of it, you wake up and go outside with the air smelling so fresh and the crisp snow crunches under your feet as everything looks so clean blanketed in white, snowballs are like natures eggs, allowing drive-by snowball runs, and the sledging never gets unfun no matter how old you are, racing down the hill with your mates and crashing into stuff. Then at night everything seems so silent again and colourful christmas lights surround everything reminding you of christmas and preasents and carol singers and...... i love it:') and even when you get cold you can warm up easily, unlike summer where u just sit half naked and sweat, dieing from hayfeaver and having to have showers every 5 mins so your clean. Name one good thing about summer>:(..............while im on the subject of my dislikes, i also hate a number of other things, 1) When you start singing or humming a song and then the person next to you decides to join in but sings the wrong song, FUCK OFF YOU RETARDS.....2)When people think that because you do geography as a subject you know every place name and their location in the world, newflash to all u tits, we DO NOT study maps in geography, you do that when your about 9.......3)When ppl think because your small, your weak. Then you punch them and their like "oww:(" and ur like "YEH YOU LIKE THAT DONT U BITCH".......4)when someone sees a couple and goes "he/she can do a lot better then him/her", i mean wtf? if their that hot they would gotten some hotter.........5)Fat people that complain about being fat.......IF YOUR THAT BOTHERD THEN LOSE IT U FAT SHIT. ..............6)Clever people who worry about results and what not. just grow up. ur obviously not gna fail...........7) i hate the summer, u sweat, get hayfeaver, and cant cool down...................8)Sore losers or cheats, why do u even bother playing games if u are so unhealthily competitive. freak........... 9)Vegitarians, "ooo look at me i cant eat meat cos i dont wanna hurt the poor animals." Well guess what, their all gna get slaughterd anyway, get some proteen in you........................ 10) Chain mail, how i detest this. Listen. I DO NOT CARE ABOUT SOME RANDOM IN AMERICA BEING BULLIED OR IS SUICIDAL. SOME SHIT STORY ISNT GNA HELP THEM. DONT ever send me one............. 11)When ppl punch you. White hot rage just fills me and i go crazy................. 12)When ppl dont reply to texts. you have ANY idea how rude it is? .................13) Feminism - no1 cares u damn lesbians ..............14) Those ice creams called "99s" yet for some reason cost £1.10 ..............15)The Moomins:( ................16) ppl who walk really slowly so u cant get past but dont notice, just fuck off, some of us have places to go. ..................17)ppl who take ages to order a meal, i mean for the love of...JUST CHOSE WHAT TASTES THE NICEST ........18) women (or men) who cry all the time...oh my god....stop attention seeking you slag. Thats all i can think of really, so dont ever let me find you in one of those catergorys 8o| Ne ways, add me on msn at dood2002@hotmail.com, always happy to talk as i never have anything to do:( ..
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