"You guys kind of suck, but you don't try very hard."
-Pittsburgh's own Manny Theiner
our very first album, THE BATTLE OF NOODLE CASTLE is now available for purchase for the low, low price of 5 dollars! this price is negotiable! message us to find out how!
the maxipads, a three-piece from pittsburgh, are the best band you've ever heard.
formed in a bloomfield basement on a cold day in 2005, the maxipads have been dedicated to bringing you, the american public, quality rock and roll. why? because you deserve it. you deserve the maxipads. and we understand that.
we are available to play anywhere at any time. we particularly enjoy birthday parties, baptisms and bar mitzvahs. to book the maxipads, hit us up on myspace, or email us at themaxipads@hotmail.com.
we know why you broke up. because you got too good to convince everybody that you weren't good. why'd you have to practice so much! Ahhhhh! seriously though, I was at the first show (but missed the last one), and I gotta say you have a chapter in my history book or rock!
Hey’all! Come on out to Excuses in Southside Saturday July 26th (this Saturday) for a hoppin’ good time W/ The Holy Hand Grenade, The Greens from Morgantown, and The Skunk 11.
last night was actually kind of sad. It's been a great run. I think the first show I saw was right after i moved to bloomfield and walked into the noodle castle release party. I've probably been half a dozen shows since. Good luck everybody.
i heard that we're too heavy...but i don't really know. imma try to make it out to that show...y'all have a lot booked, which is sweet. the world won't realize how much it needs you until you're gone.
sooo... i was trying to find something to do to cure this boredom when i discovered the choking game. and i also remembered how, together, we are going to sonically choke(but in lips turning blue way) the crowd at cedars lounge in a couple months.
Yeah I just got a Call from the Mayor of Hollywood. He said you folks looks like a bunch of 80's Night Fruit Basket. I mean thats the mayor we are talking about? I told No they are just to Broads and A Jew? Then He said and I quote.
JunkTape Productions Says...............photos photos photos after recovering from a near fetal virus yes fetal virus I'm back photos for you at your prime location BBT yes? let me know may the gods of Crass be with you