E, as in "Elmo Machete."
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23 years old
Deer Park, New York
United States



Last Login: 12/21/2009
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    E, as in "Elmo Machete."'s Interests
GeneralDixon Ticonctioga #2 pencils, Paper Mate felt tip pens, Gatorade, Marc's "t-shirts," comic books, etcetera, so on, so forth.
MusicAgainst Me!
Bomb the Music Industry!
Catch-22
the Dresden Dolls
El Pus
Flogging Molly
Girl Talk
Herman's Hermits
Incubus
Johnny Cash
Kelly Clarkson (but really just "Since U Been Gone")
Lily Allen
Me First & the Gimme Gimmes
Nirvana
Operation Ivy
Primus
Queens of the Stone Age
Reel Big Fish
Streetlight Manifesto
They Might be Giants
United States of America, Presidents of the ('cause it's not really the Used)
the Vandals
Wheatus
Xzibit (Pimp My Ride can be hilarious)
Yankovic, "Weird" Al (what other Y can YOU think of?!?)
Zebrahead (before the first singer quit)

Plenty of other bands, too. I just felt like remembering the alphabet.
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Coup de Ska was a marginally successful semi-regional ska/punk band remembered for two things - the fans they made while touring the country often referred to them as "the greatest ska cover band in history" (for as much as that's worth), but their true claim to fame was in that they weren't really a band at all, but a front for a travelling crew of bank robbers, various criminals & con men. Assembled at a time when their bassist (real name withheld by the Suffolk County Police Department) was desperate, unemployed and homeless, the band used their travel schedule as a beard for the small banks, gas stations, convenience & liquor stores the trombonist, drummer and aforementioned bassist knocked over on their way through various towns across America. Although all members of the band are assumed to have been accomplices on some missions, additional players in Coup de Ska tended to have specialized jobs. Their saxophonist was more often than not the getaway driver and carjacker, & the trumpet player primarily a low-level pickpocket. Coup de Ska's lead singer/guitarist has not been officially tied to any of their crimes. It is believed he concerned himself mainly with the selection and arrangement of their cover songs. The existence of a keyboard player can neither be confirmed or denied at this point. Coup de Ska recorded one EP & one full album, "Nothing New," as well as one widely circulated live bootleg recorded at a tumultuous time when the band was believed to have run afoul of the Jewish Mafia. Following the as-of-yet unsolved murder of their trombonist, Coup de Ska shifted into quiet inactivity before finally disbanding after the bassist's suicide.

Who Are We Kidding? (debut EP)
1. I Wanna Rock
2. Since U Been Gone
3. Sabotage
4. White Lines
5. I'm Your Boogie Man
6. I Get Wet
MoviesNot counting trilogies or series', and just off the top of my head... 1. Chasing Amy. 2. Shaun of the Dead. 3. Cannibal! the Musical. 4. Pulp Fiction. 5. Cool Hand Luke. 6. The Blues Brothers. 7. The Shawshank Redemption. 8. Snatch. 9. Taxi Driver. 10. Groundhog Day.

There are SO many more, though.
Television1. Rocko's Modern Life. 2. The Adventures of Pete & Pete. 3. Oz. 4. Futurama. 5. Robot Chicken. 6. Red Dwarf. 7. Mystery Science Theater 3000. 8. The Simpsons. 9. Kids in the Hall. 10. The Critic.

I also watch wrestling, but I don't know WHAT that counts as.
BooksComic books. And porn. I want to learn to read braille comics. And braille porn. Maybe braille porn told in comic book format.
HeroesGeorge Carlin, Aaron Barrett, John & John, Andrew W.K., Johnny Cash, Joe Pending, Johnny Knoxville, CM Punk, Kevin Smith, Dr. Seuss, Jim Henson, Mr. Rodgers & Mr. Lane, Spider-Man, the Green Lantern(s), Schnitzel Man, Captain Canada, and Chris Benoit (still).
Groups: People Eater : It will Consume youFreaks R Us o-OIs Rock Dead??Pa Camp TalkBRING BACK THE DOWNTOWNBrentwood Drama AlumniTriplomatic CommunityNQPWF

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     E, as in "Elmo Machete."'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Longest Island, Newest York
Body type:5' 9" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Scientologist
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:Professional amateur.

   E, as in "Elmo Machete."'s Schools
Suffolk County Community College
Brentwood, NY
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: Liberal Arts, or something else. Who knows?
 

2006 to Present
Suny College At Old Westbury
Old Westbury,New York
Graduated: N/A
Degree: None
 

2005 to 2005
Brentwood Hs
Brentwood,New York
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: WXBA
 

2000 to 2004

   E, as in "Elmo Machete."'s Networking
Radio - Talent - DJ
Engineer and DJ at WXBA for about two years, volunteer work for other local LI stations as well.
Film - Direction - Director
Directed a buncha high school shorts, co-directed a skate film, co-directed short zombie movie. Acted in 'em all, too.
Music - Marketing - Illustrator
Drawn a t-shirt & an album cover design here n' there.

   E, as in "Elmo Machete."'s Companies
Hot Topic
Bay Shore, New York US
Sales Associate

9.04. - 6.05.
Waldenbooks
Bay Shore, New York US
Bookseller (temporary)

11.18.05. - 1.18.06., 10.18.06. - 12.31.07.
4our 5ided Trian6le.
631, Long Island, NY BD
Fearless Leader by way of logo tattooed on leg

always
KB Toys
Bay Shore, New York US
Sales associate, P/T temp. ASM

4.26.07. - present
Whitecap Fish
Islip, New York US
Fish-Monger

6.13.08. - present



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   E, as in "Elmo Machete."'s Blurbs
About me:
I'm amazed at the trends of social networking in the past decade or so... I'm pretty sure everyone's still got e-mail addresses, but rarely uses them. I never had a LiveJournal, but I could get behind the concept of it. Eventually people wanted pictures to go along with their blogs, so they moved on over to MySpace - here I am, anyway. Then people wanted less middle schoolers and useless pages & surveys, I guess, so they moved to Facebook. I got one just to keep in touch with my friends who "hated" MySpace... and then Facebook started letting on middle schoolers and useless "fan" pages & surveys. Now this Twitter phenomenon. Well, fuck y'all - you're not gonna get me this time. I don't need to know, nor do I care that John Mayer just farted. I'll never care about anything he's ever done or will ever do - aside from that "White People Dancing" skit. People have been known to call me either Charlie, Elmo, or cK. I live on Long Island, although my favorite place in the world is Brooklyn & I wish I was Canadian. I've never been further west than way-western Pennsylvania, where I lived for a short time. I've got family there, they're pretty cool. Probably 'cause they're from New York. I'm the kind of asshole who would wear an XFL jersey to the Superbowl and a Canadian flag t-shirt on the 4ourth of July. I draw cartoons, write stuff & occasionally make what could be called "movies" if you're being generous, sometimes even getting paid for that whole "drawing" thing. If I get a retail job in a mall, odds are the store is going to close down. That's just been my luck. Me and my friend John have a webcomic, because I'm too lazy to try my hand at "legitimate" art. I'm skinny, but that's just my metabolism. Food is awesome. I've got alot of nerdy hobbies/obsessions, but that just makes me all the more awesome. "Awesome" is only my second favorite word in the English language - the first is gazebo. I'm something of a grammar/punctuation whore, even though I want to rewrite the dictionary so all my made up words will be acceptable in Scrabble. I don't discriminate based on race, age, religion or sexual orientation - I discriminate on stupidity.
Who I'd like to meet:
A girl whose tattoos are cooler than mine and likes cartoons, busy days of sleeping in & being Paintshopp'd for arts sake. Also Samuel L. Jackson, Jason Lee, Jason Statham, Jon Stewart, Stephan Colbert, Kevin Smith, Chris Jericho, Trish Stratus, Lily Allen, Scarlett Johansson, Dave Chappelle and El Sombrero.

People I Never Want To Meet:
Tim Burton. If I do, I'll be forced to kick him in the balls for "Planet of the Apes." And that'd probably be assault.
Owen Wilson, Rod Stewart, M. Night Shyamalan, and Paris Hilton. Those people all probably deserve a shot to the grill, too.

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 Lily Allen 


 Against Me! 


 PATENT PENDING-NEW ALBUM ON iTUNES NOW! 


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 Wheatus 


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E, as in "Elmo Machete."'s Friends Comments
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la machine squeek: actuellement dans sparkle-save

Jordana Bernstein



Dec 10 2009 3:10 AM

this squeek a chu  has just gone rai chu on yo ass!
cel-RΛE

 cel-RΛE



Nov 22 2009 4:57 AM

lets pretend like i didn't yell that out the window the other day ahahahahaha
cel-RΛE

 cel-RΛE



Nov 8 2009 12:49 AM

i deleted my facebook. hahaha. i winnn
Mofo

Mofo



Aug 26 2009 6:58 AM


Mofo

Mofo



Aug 20 2009 1:50 AM


In Your Dreams

Casey Rendon



Aug 13 2009 10:43 PM

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this app is so cool... here you can read people's secrets, get rated in Hot Zone and send anonymous messages to anyone...

You should checkout Secrets!!

Mofo

Mofo



Aug 9 2009 11:32 PM

Youtube Comments,

JimmyWantGrapes(1 Hour Ago)

retard sport for retard ppl

go figure

SheepStone(35 Minutes Ago)

"Retard" is actually a noun, I think you had the intent to convey the message that the sport and people who have interest in it are "retarded", an adjective.

Irony, you define it. "




Sheep are funny





cel-RΛE

 cel-RΛE



Jul 26 2009 8:00 PM

hahaha yeah. that would be our best bet.

Oh, and it's good for myspace celebs.
cel-RΛE

 cel-RΛE



Jul 23 2009 11:04 PM

chumsley.

i love you for clinging onto myspace with me.
Mofo

Mofo



Jul 20 2009 8:55 PM


Mofo

Mofo



Jul 2 2009 3:51 PM

courtesy of Dave

Mofo

Mofo



Jun 3 2009 5:20 AM


We Are The Union

We Are The Union



May 21 2009 3:08 AM

elmo i love you.

Johnny
cel-RΛE

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May 19 2009 11:58 PM

that was so mean!
TREEPHORT (SEARCH AND ADD US ON FACEBOOK)

TREEPHORT (SEARCH AND ADD US ON FACEBOOK)



May 18 2009 3:11 AM

Hey whats up? Just reminding you
that our new cd "Pink Tie - Stratight Guy"
is coming out this Friday! Hope you will check
it out!

-WWW.TREEPHORT.COM-
Mofo

Mofo



May 10 2009 12:07 AM

la machine squeek: actuellement dans sparkle-save

Jordana Bernstein



Apr 11 2009 5:34 PM

its not that honestly look ill mail you the thirty jus gimmie your ADDRESS honestly dude i swear to you i didnt ever want to lose you as a friend and still would rather not but my boyfriend feels idunno threatened i guess probobly not the appropriate wewrd but what ev
basically he doesnt talk to his ex girl friends and doesnt think i should either i dont know its confusing and demeaning but yar well figure out sumthing
The Man They Call Bolder...sometimes...

Chris Daugherty



Apr 9 2009 2:39 AM

Don't let the struggles get to ya man, everybody has it tough lately. I barely hang out anymore only because I can afford to and if i could I wouldn't have the time. It's gonna be a rough patch that I think we all need to work through till it gets better.
~Chris
The Man They Call Bolder...sometimes...

Chris Daugherty



Apr 4 2009 6:50 PM

Hey there Elmo lmao, I've been WAYYY too busy lately working on this internship I'm in thanks to these IT classes.
How goes the time that flies on your end?
Mofo

Mofo



Mar 29 2009 10:50 PM

Hank Sinatra Jr.

Hank Sinatra Jr.



Mar 26 2009 5:25 PM

maybe just put tape over the BA because HS still works for Hank Sinatra!!!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin'

Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin'



Mar 18 2009 1:57 PM

well aren't you glad your clothing is being shown off so well on me :) lol
The Fire of the Phoenix

The Fire of the Phoenix



Feb 23 2009 4:29 PM

I wanna see the book. And you stole my spiderman??? lol well since the company doesnt exist anymore I guess I cant do anything about it. Except maybe set up an undercover operation to save spiderman. :) So whenever you call me we can get together.
I'll b here
la machine squeek: actuellement dans sparkle-save

Jordana Bernstein



Feb 10 2009 12:08 AM

i got trashed on fraiday ans slept over my boys hizzy, my phone died .i was just thinking about that right nowall bummy aboot it i had shit to getr signed.
im prob gonna GO TO ONE of the next ones like philly or whatever/whenever our surrounding states are
Hetha babes!

Hetha babes!



Feb 9 2009 6:23 PM

I don't have ur number saved in my phone, i got a new one and forgot to put it in... sorry! give it to me again and i'll call.
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