E, as in "Elmo Machete."
You're not buying in, but they're still gonna make you pay.

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Deer Park, New York
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    E, as in "Elmo Machete."'s Interests
GeneralDixon Ticonctioga #2 pencils, Paper Mate felt tip pens, Gatorade, Marc's "t-shirts," comic books, etcetera, so on, so forth.
MusicAgainst Me!
Bomb the Music Industry!
Catch-22
the Dresden Dolls
El Pus
Flogging Molly
Girl Talk
Herman's Hermits
Incubus
Johnny Cash
Kelly Clarkson (but really just "Since U Been Gone")
Lily Allen
Me First & the Gimme Gimmes
Nirvana
Operation Ivy
Primus
Queens of the Stone Age
Reel Big Fish
Streetlight Manifesto
They Might be Giants
United States of America, Presidents of the ('cause it's not really the Used)
the Vandals
Wheatus
Xzibit (Pimp My Ride can be hilarious)
Yankovic, "Weird" Al (what other Y can YOU think of?!?)
Zebrahead (before the first singer quit)

Plenty of other bands, too. I just felt like remembering the alphabet.
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Coup de Ska was a marginally successful semi-regional ska/punk band remembered for two things - the fans they made while touring the country often referred to them as "the greatest ska cover band in history" (for as much as that's worth), but their true claim to fame was in that they weren't really a band at all, but a front for a travelling crew of bank robbers, various criminals & con men. Assembled at a time when their bassist (real name withheld by the Suffolk County Police Department) was desperate, unemployed and homeless, the band used their travel schedule as a beard for the small banks, gas stations, convenience & liquor stores the trombonist, drummer and aforementioned bassist knocked over on their way through various towns across America. Although all members of the band are assumed to have been accomplices on some missions, additional players in Coup de Ska tended to have specialized jobs. Their saxophonist was more often than not the getaway driver and carjacker, & the trumpet player primarily a low-level pickpocket. Coup de Ska's lead singer/guitarist has not been officially tied to any of their crimes. It is believed he concerned himself mainly with the selection and arrangement of their cover songs. The existence of a keyboard player can neither be confirmed or denied at this point. Coup de Ska recorded one EP & one full album, "Nothing New," as well as one widely circulated live bootleg recorded at a tumultuous time when the band was believed to have run afoul of the Jewish Mafia. Following the as-of-yet unsolved murder of their trombonist, Coup de Ska shifted into quiet inactivity before finally disbanding after the bassist's suicide.

Who Are We Kidding? (debut EP)
1. I Wanna Rock
2. Since U Been Gone
3. Sabotage
4. White Lines
5. I'm Your Boogie Man
6. I Get Wet
MoviesNot counting trilogies or series', and just off the top of my head... 1. Chasing Amy. 2. Shaun of the Dead. 3. Cannibal! the Musical. 4. Pulp Fiction. 5. Cool Hand Luke. 6. The Blues Brothers. 7. The Shawshank Redemption. 8. Snatch. 9. Taxi Driver. 10. Groundhog Day.

There are SO many more, though.
Television1. Rocko's Modern Life. 2. The Adventures of Pete & Pete. 3. Oz. 4. Futurama. 5. Robot Chicken. 6. Red Dwarf. 7. Mystery Science Theater 3000. 8. The Simpsons. 9. Kids in the Hall. 10. The Critic.

I also watch wrestling, but I don't know WHAT that counts as.
BooksComic books. And porn. I want to learn to read braille comics. And braille porn. Maybe braille porn told in comic book format.
HeroesGeorge Carlin, Aaron Barrett, John & John, Andrew W.K., Johnny Cash, Joe Pending, Johnny Knoxville, CM Punk, Kevin Smith, Dr. Seuss, Jim Henson, Mr. Rodgers & Mr. Lane, Spider-Man, the Green Lantern(s), Schnitzel Man, Captain Canada, and Chris Benoit (still).
Groups: People Eater : It will Consume youFreaks R Us o-OIs Rock Dead??Pa Camp TalkBRING BACK THE DOWNTOWNBrentwood Drama AlumniTriplomatic CommunityNQPWF

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     E, as in "Elmo Machete."'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Longest Island, Newest York
Body type:5' 9" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Scientologist
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:Professional amateur.

   E, as in "Elmo Machete."'s Schools
Suffolk County Community College
Brentwood, NY
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: Liberal Arts, or something else. Who knows?
 

2006 to Present
Suny College At Old Westbury
Old Westbury,New York
Graduated: N/A
Degree: None
 

2005 to 2005
Brentwood Hs
Brentwood,New York
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: WXBA
 

2000 to 2004

   E, as in "Elmo Machete."'s Networking
Radio - Talent - DJ
Engineer and DJ at WXBA for about two years, volunteer work for other local LI stations as well.
Film - Direction - Director
Directed a buncha high school shorts, co-directed a skate film, co-directed short zombie movie. Acted in 'em all, too.
Music - Marketing - Illustrator
Drawn a t-shirt & an album cover design here n' there.

   E, as in "Elmo Machete."'s Companies
Hot Topic
Bay Shore, New York US
Sales Associate

9.04. - 6.05.
Waldenbooks
Bay Shore, New York US
Bookseller (temporary)

11.18.05. - 1.18.06., 10.18.06. - 12.31.07.
4our 5ided Trian6le.
631, Long Island, NY BD
Fearless Leader by way of logo tattooed on leg

always
KB Toys
Bay Shore, New York US
Sales associate, P/T temp. ASM

4.26.07. - present
Whitecap Fish
Islip, New York US
Fish-Monger

6.13.08. - present



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   E, as in "Elmo Machete."'s Blurbs
About me:
I'm Charlie, also known by various people as various different names (Elmo, Chookus, cK, C-Pur, Marty, C-Note, Chuck D, C-Bear, Chumsley... the list is endless). You can call me "Susan" if it makes you happy, but please don't. As of right now I live in Deer Park with my Dad & Grandparents, wish I was Canadian and work at the Soth Shore Mall's KB Toys. I'm the kind of asshole who would wear an XFL jersey to the Superbowl and a Canadian flag t-shirt on the 4ourth of July.

I don't drive, hold a halfway decent job or have my own place because... well, I'm irresponsible. BUT, I admit it, so that's gotta count for something. I've been known to draw, write, or point a camera at things every once in a while. I'm skinny, but I love to eat. If you know how to cook a steak properly, I love you. I don't discriminate based on race, age, religion or sexual orientation - I discriminate on stupidity.
Who I'd like to meet:
A girl whose tattoos are cooler than mine and likes cartoons, busy days of sleeping in & being Paintshopp'd for arts sake. Also Samuel L. Jackson, Jason Lee, Jason Statham, Jon Stewart, Stephan Colbert, Kevin Smith, Trish Stratus, Mickie James ('cause I KNOW I'm a better wrassler than Kenny from the Spirit Squad), Scarlett Johansson, and El Sombrero.

People I Never Want To Meet:
Tim Burton. If I do, I'll be forced to kick him in the balls for "Planet of the Apes." And that'd probably be assault.
Owen Wilson, Rod Stewart, M. Night Shyamalan, and Paris Hilton. Those people all probably deserve a shot to the grill, too.

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E, as in "Elmo Machete." has 300 friends.
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 Reel Big Fish (Official Band Myspace) 


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 PATENT PENDING-NEW SONGS UP NOW CDRELEASE JULY 25! 


 Lemon Lime Tennis Shoes 


 Bouncing Souls 


 Wheatus 


 We Are The Union 





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Ariizs Living Life and Loving it





Jul 6 2009 9:33 PM


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Let me know if you like me YES or NO
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Mofo





Jul 2 2009 3:51 PM

courtesy of Dave

Mofo





Jun 3 2009 5:20 AM


We Are The Union





May 21 2009 3:08 AM

elmo i love you.

Johnny
cel-RΛE





May 19 2009 11:58 PM

that was so mean!
TREEPHORT (NERDCORE)





May 18 2009 3:11 AM

Hey whats up? Just reminding you
that our new cd "Pink Tie - Stratight Guy"
is coming out this Friday! Hope you will check
it out!

-WWW.TREEPHORT.COM-
Mofo





May 10 2009 12:07 AM

la máquina del squeek= líquida imaginación





Apr 11 2009 5:34 PM

its not that honestly look ill mail you the thirty jus gimmie your ADDRESS honestly dude i swear to you i didnt ever want to lose you as a friend and still would rather not but my boyfriend feels idunno threatened i guess probobly not the appropriate wewrd but what ev
basically he doesnt talk to his ex girl friends and doesnt think i should either i dont know its confusing and demeaning but yar well figure out sumthing
The Man They Call Bolder...sometimes...





Apr 9 2009 2:39 AM

Don't let the struggles get to ya man, everybody has it tough lately. I barely hang out anymore only because I can afford to and if i could I wouldn't have the time. It's gonna be a rough patch that I think we all need to work through till it gets better.
~Chris
The Man They Call Bolder...sometimes...





Apr 4 2009 6:50 PM

Hey there Elmo lmao, I've been WAYYY too busy lately working on this internship I'm in thanks to these IT classes.
How goes the time that flies on your end?
Mofo





Mar 29 2009 10:50 PM

Hank Sinatra Jr.





Mar 26 2009 5:25 PM

maybe just put tape over the BA because HS still works for Hank Sinatra!!!
You Make Me Wanna La La





Mar 18 2009 1:57 PM

well aren't you glad your clothing is being shown off so well on me :) lol
Selene





Feb 23 2009 4:29 PM

I wanna see the book. And you stole my spiderman??? lol well since the company doesnt exist anymore I guess I cant do anything about it. Except maybe set up an undercover operation to save spiderman. :) So whenever you call me we can get together.
I'll b here
la máquina del squeek= líquida imaginación





Feb 10 2009 12:08 AM

i got trashed on fraiday ans slept over my boys hizzy, my phone died .i was just thinking about that right nowall bummy aboot it i had shit to getr signed.
im prob gonna GO TO ONE of the next ones like philly or whatever/whenever our surrounding states are
Heather Marie





Feb 9 2009 6:23 PM

I don't have ur number saved in my phone, i got a new one and forgot to put it in... sorry! give it to me again and i'll call.
keithhecht.





Feb 2 2009 9:47 PM

haha, thanks.
TREEPHORT (NERDCORE)





Jan 22 2009 12:12 PM

treephort is re-forming!
Mofo





Jan 20 2009 6:40 AM

Joseph





Jan 20 2009 3:03 AM

Happy birthday
keithhecht.





Jan 20 2009 1:16 AM

happy birthday!!
cel-RΛE





Jan 19 2009 6:39 PM

yeah. i go on every once and a while.

i dont use facebook much either.


or aim.
cel-RΛE





Jan 19 2009 2:06 PM

happppy birthdayyy old man <3
BAPT'N CASANUVARING





Jan 14 2009 11:12 PM

whats goin on MR MACHETE!!!!!
Selene





Jan 14 2009 1:23 AM

No snubbing lol u didnt talk to me much so i moved u till u did :) now u can go back.
think of it as u had a time out lol
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