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Elwood
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Wait till you see those goddamn bats...
Male
38 years old
WARRENTON, MISSOURI
United States
Last Login: 8/27/2008
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Mood:
blustery
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Elwood's Interests
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| General | TV, Pizza, Beer, Porn and the ladies.
Not necessarily in that order.
| | Music | Tenacious D, Leonard Cohen, Tom Waits, John Coltraine, The Ramones | | Movies | Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, Where the Buffalo Roam, Fight Club, Snatch, American Psycho, Orgazmo (And anything else with Ron Jeremy in it), and Star Wars (yeah ALL of them, but especially the unaltered original trilogy). | | Television | Mystery Science Theater 3000, Jackass, anything on Adult Swim | | Books | Anything by Thompson. | | Heroes | Hunter S. Thompson, Dr. Gonzo, Jim Morrison, Elvis, Ron Jeremy, Steve Irwin |
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Elwood's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Dating | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Warrenton, MO | | Body type: | 3' 5" / More to love! | | Ethnicity: | Other | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Cancer | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | Mascot |
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Elwood's Companies
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Ch-CHING Enterprises, LLC
Missouri US
Mascot
Marketing
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1999 to Present day.
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Elwood is voting for Reverend Mace!!!
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About me:
I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6!
I am a purple platypus who works for Terribly Wrong ... My job is basically keeping things interesting. I mean, sure, they occasionally have a readable article and the funny pics and pinups are generally cool, but without my lovable antics they've got diddly-squat which is why I make the big money.
Or at least... I would make the big money. You know, if anyone at our site made any money... But the day we make a dime most of it is mine dammit!
While I'm on the subject, go visit
Terribly Wrong ..
cock-biting fucktards....
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Who I'd like to meet:
Women. I'm here to meet women. Reasonably attractive women with low self esteem who can easily get over the whole 'He's a cartoon platypus' thing.
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