Offisaurus Rex
"You would make a good Dalek.."

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19 years old
Satan Clarita, California
United States



Last Login:7/24/2008
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About me:
Who I'd like to meet:
Yarrgh. My name is Elyse.
I go to COC in Satan Santa Clarita with the sole intention of becoming a PEGGLE MASTER. Most of my interests involve cephalopods in some way. I also belong to the Cult of Skaro where I spend most of my time ex-ter-mi-nat-ing(!).
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Name: Elyse
Age: 19
Sex: Female
Sign: Cancer (A crab.. how lame)
Status: Taken :D
Smoke: Ew..
Drink: I'm boring and underage.
School: College of the Canyons (Audio production + Music FTW!)
Occupation: Radio phone screener.. lazy musician, nutella tester, time agent, pirate!

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Offisaurus Rex has 129 friends.
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Alex





Jul 24 2008 10:48 AM

Hellz yeah I'm playing Hannukah Hotch! Right naow in my parachute pantalones!!
Olivia





Jul 24 2008 7:27 AM

Have fun at Comic Con!!! 8D
The Dark Adonis





Jul 22 2008 11:03 AM

EXTERMINATE
Deadman





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Belle





Jul 15 2008 12:23 PM

I must go now :( I need to at least make a dent in my room explosion.

Good luck at the doctor!
Belle





Jul 15 2008 12:20 PM

I hope you are better! My toes are crossed!

I'm not sure what its about...or how it could be a horror movie, really. I think the working title is "Knights Templar." he is going to be an extra in a battle scene, but he's guarranteed screen time and credit, so its pretty cool.

when it comes out, we should all go and see it!
Belle





Jul 15 2008 12:11 PM

Yeah, everything is kind of a a standstill right now because of the impending strike!!! but Travis and I are still totally willing :) Did I tell you he gets to play a knight in a horror movie?? haha

Oh no! you go to doctor??
Belle





Jul 15 2008 11:57 AM

Not lots. I'm just putting off cleaning my room.
How are you?
Belle





Jul 15 2008 11:47 AM

*gasp* Elyse!!!
Beautiful Oblivion





Jul 3 2008 12:12 AM

Yes, a new girl! I went to school with her... Her and Alex apparantly know each other, which makes me sick. Why anyone would be excited to see him is beyond... Yeah, she got fired. I'm sure she'll just go to the coast guard after this. Be good? Us? Hahaha that's a good one! We don't know how to be good. Good in bed maybe? :D I'll behave... maybe. You're just jealous! Omg, I fought today and I'm SOOO sore! I haven't been on the field in a few months and it's catching up with me! I still think you should come out sometime.
Belle





Jul 2 2008 11:42 AM

I miss you. Any word on that animation thing you needed voices for...Travis says that he wants to do it too :) and I could probably get you some more guys...Nya??
Beautiful Oblivion





Jul 1 2008 11:03 PM

Wow, you can control demons that powerful!? You scare me... *runs away in fear* Jamie hired a new girl so I guess I'm doing truck for awhile. And Tianna got fired... I don't know how, but I'm she just let her mouth get the better of her. I warned her... That's what happens when one succumbs to the voices. Anyway, she doesn't seem overly upset about it. My parents are out of town all next week, and she'll be coming over once or twice. Bryce and Tianna alone? 0:) I'll be good... maybe. Being good is soooo boring.
cristina





Jun 30 2008 10:53 PM

happy birthdays!
cristina





Jun 29 2008 9:22 AM

nuh uh it'll only be another day,
like that rent song lol
i miss you, i wanna hang out, *insert echo*
cristina





Jun 28 2008 10:31 PM

omg hapy ALMOSTT birthday :D
Beautiful Oblivion





Jun 27 2008 8:59 PM

Yeah Alex is still good at disappearing at the most inconvenient time possible. Sometimes I just wanna kick him... Truck is really becoming annoying on levels I never before thought possible. The drivers are late and slow, and the shipments are always too big for three people. We still have a whole bunch of stuff from the 5,000 piece load still sitting in the back. :P We'll get to it eventually. Tianna hasn't done the last two trucks and she's not on next week's either. I think Jamie is trying to give her some time to regroup after that 5,000 piece lunacy, because she was totally freaking out (that's what she does best! That's ok; I still love her). I think after the next week or two she'll be back. We all miss you!!! Truck's not the same... Sad times! I'm sure that Tianna would love a visit from you some week. You know I would. :) I'll keep you posted as to when the two of us will be on the same truck. Alex was spouting some nonsense about how he thought you were cute and how he saw some inner beauty in you that he could really appreciate. Coming from anyone else, that's a compliment. Coming from Alex, that's plain creepy.
Watch out; he's gonna come get you!
cristina





Jun 23 2008 4:46 PM

i really miss you ......
Beautiful Oblivion





Jun 12 2008 5:11 PM

Ha, you forget about conquering the world? That's almost as likely as me turning white. Yeah; not gonna happen. Tianna and I much you SOOO much on truck days! Now we have to deal with Alex... and he's oh so interesting... not to mention the frequent cigarette breaks. But yeah... just kickin it right now. Preparing for a 5,160 piece load tonight... with just three of us.
Should be fun!
Distance





Jun 8 2008 10:21 AM

Parpendegas. Inlegguals lorned ohf trujst.
Porahsp sinrthihng djolne?
TheShadowQueen





Jun 7 2008 5:53 PM

hey the movie you were talking about before about the guy who travels in the future and he becomes the smartest guy in the world.
is it called idiocracy?
Distance





Jun 6 2008 5:48 PM

Elyse's eyes are boiled Portuguese duck sorbet with dippin dots in the middles. She also has ill-prepared iguana steaks made exclusively in Chile. With Chile-like ingredients.
cristina





Jun 5 2008 2:25 PM

i know, i know
but i love you!
cristina





Jun 4 2008 8:16 PM

mreeeeewrew
cristina





Jun 4 2008 8:14 PM

dont leave me!!!!!
cristina





Jun 4 2008 7:30 PM

oh!!! i thought you meant number ahha
mine is spoookykitti
i have oyu on mine already! youre always awaaay
cristina





Jun 4 2008 7:10 PM

818 426 0590
whats yours?? :D
cristina





May 29 2008 4:55 PM

i miss elyse
cristina





May 15 2008 9:43 PM

i misss you~1
cristina





May 4 2008 12:40 PM

i believe the correct word you mean is beautiful.
Elyse i miss you, come back into my life ;_;
cristina





May 2 2008 7:08 PM

remember that day we hung out and i made a mix and there was a song with this girl laughing hysterically in the begining you were so confused ahaha.
cristina





May 1 2008 10:03 PM

Haha, sweet, Katie Jane is pretty much one of my heroes: Beautiful/Lunatic at the same time! I miss you and your sweetness.
cristina





May 1 2008 2:46 PM

omg youre my hero you like the song my silent undoing!!?! you liek queenadreena???? i love you!
giraffe.





Apr 29 2008 11:00 PM

MUAHAHAGAGAGAHHH!!
Deliberatly Disobedient





Apr 26 2008 11:20 AM

Awwww! Im not cool at all tho!
*cries* I can hang out whenever you guys wanna :D
cristina





Apr 24 2008 10:08 PM

aww! ok!
cristina





Apr 24 2008 9:49 PM

give me your phone number i been having a new phone. <3
are you busy Saturday at 2?
cristina





Apr 24 2008 9:43 PM

i miss elyse.
giraffe.





Apr 17 2008 5:00 PM

i don't go to coc. XD i was just there hanging out with nicolasss.
:3 how are youuu?!
TheShadowQueen





Apr 13 2008 8:02 PM

i wasnt sure if you did, you poop.
but that cut would look nice on you.
Francisco Enciso





Apr 12 2008 11:10 PM

type plz?
This is why we need to redefine the word "art/artist" to exclud