Emily Epstein on MySpace Comedy - Comic Clips, Funny Videos & Jokes

| | | |

Emily Epstein

		Is it windy or is it just me? Female 88 years old BROOKLYN, NEW YORK United States Last Login: 6/29/2009

View My: Pics \| Videos

Contacting Emily Epstein

MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/em_comedy

Emily Epstein's Comedian Bio

Emily Epstein's Interests

General	stand-up comedy, books, traveling, dancing, conversating, writing, concert-going, old jewish ladies, reconnecting, learning how to crip walk...(and apparently ellipses)
Music	A Tribe Called Quest, The Roots, Anthony Hamilton, The Police, Van Hunt, The Killers, Maxwell, Common, Black Star, and on, and on, and on goes the list....
Movies	High Fidelity, Beautiful Girls, Love and Basketball, Princess Bride, Gross Point Blank, Office Space, Swingers, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Say Anything, 200 Cigarettes....
Television	Grey's Anatomy, Law and Order(s), Flavor of Love (yeah boyeee!), The Boondocks, Nip/Tuck
Books	At the moment: The World According to Garp, Everything is Illuminated, SubwayLand...
Heroes	Lenny Bruce, Moses (like you don't want to see a burning bush!), my 'rents, George Sand

Emily Epstein's Details

Status:	Swinger
Here for:	Networking, Friends
Hometown:	Philly
Zodiac Sign:	Taurus
Children:	Someday
Education:	College graduate
Occupation:	copyeditor by day, comedian by night

Emily Epstein's Schools

University Of Rochester Rochester,New York Graduated: 2001 Student status: Alumni Major: History/Political Science Minor: Journalism	1997 to 2001
Lower Merion Hs Ardmore,Pennsylvania Graduated: 1997 Student status: Alumni	1993 to 1997

Emily Epstein's Latest Blog Entry [Subscribe to this Blog]

[View All Blog Entries]

Emily Epstein's Blurbs

About me:
I like to bring the funny.

Sometimes I bring the noise.

Occasionally, I bring a little funk. (Especially if there is a pole involved, but i usually only demonstrate that in the privacy of my own subway car.)

I also love the nightlife and enjoy boogeying. Enough played out song lyrics? I think so.

Wanna hear what I really think? Then maybe you want to catch me onstage (telling jokes, not pole dancing, silly!)

Or you can read my blog

Who I'd like to meet:
people that enjoy the funny (be it telling the jokes or laughing at them), ?uestLove, Barry Manilow, John Irving, my babydaddy, Richard Pryor (sigh).

Emily Epstein's Friend Space (Top 23)

Emily Epstein has 567 friends.

Elon James White

Raquel D'Apice

Alexis

Ilka

Stephanie

Allison

Guy W.

Eudi

Freddy

Sean Donnelly

Parenta Comedy

Beth

Hysterical Festival

Maryanne Ventrice Photography

Jason

Sue Funke

Arthur

hassan

Tamara

Chris Conway

Sara Benincasa

Desiree Burch

View Emily Epstein's Friends: | |

Emily Epstein's Friends Comments

Displaying 25 of 188 comments ( View All | Add Comment )

Kelli Dunham	Jun 30 2009 1:51 AM I love that you are 88 in myspace. Although frankly when I am on myspace I feel about 88. puddingday.wordpress.com ..
Greg Manuel	Jun 15 2009 4:59 AM And now, an SAT Question for the 21st Century: Billy learns from plannedparenthood.org that 35 million people around the world practice the "withdrawal method" of birth control. Billy also knows that the circumference of the planet Earth is 24,900 miles. If every person who practiced the "withdrawal method" of birth control were lined evenly along the Equator, and Billy were to circumnavigate the globe at 150 miles per hour - how often could Billy expect to spot a dumbass? 45 points.
Sir Sparky Drakonis	May 20 2009 8:53 AM
jayson	May 13 2009 4:15 PM
Tom Ragú	Feb 13 2009 7:43 PM Hi Emily! Looking forward to the show ... see you then, Tom
KENDRA CUNNINGHAM	Feb 3 2009 8:37 PM haha! thanks - my mother makes me write that so her lie about being 36 sounds believable! very codependent family! great stuff last night - hope to see you soon
Eric I	Jan 21 2009 4:06 PM Hey Jewface! Stop by, support, and get yourself a (soon) future spot on: "FREE FUCKING FUNNY FRIDAYS! w/ eric i" - INAUGURAL EDITION!!!! WHEN: THIS FRIDAY, JANUARY 23rd TIME: 9:00 p.m. WHERE: PLAYWRIGHT CELTIC PUB (PENTHOUSE!! - 3rd Floor) ADDRESS: 8th Avenue b/t 45th St & 46th St ADMISSION: *FREE* DRINK MINIMUM: *NONE* Pimp it to your hearts content - if we pack the room (and I am doing my best to do just that), we shall have this gorgeous room in which to perform our art each and every FRIDAY night until every single one of us is hosting (or at least writing for) a major Late Night TV Show) THIS FRIDAY'S LINE-UP: (1) *PAT DIXON* (Comedy Central Presents, Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson, BBC's "The World Stands Up!") (2) *SEAN PATTON (Montreal Comedy Festival; NYC Alt-Scene Legend, One of The Top Eight Emerging Superduperstars Of Stand-Up According To Some Men's Magazine Who Ranked Jeselnik #1, so they probably know what they're talking about!) (3) *TOM RYAN* (TWO Appearances on "LETTERMAN!") (4) *CARMEN LYNCH* (Comedy Central, Last Comic Standing!, Aspen Comedy Festival!) (5) *ERIC I* (Boston Comedy Festival!, 2008 NYUCF Audience Choice Contest Winner!) (MC) *MEGHAN HANLEY* (You May Not Have Heard Of Her Quite Yet - But I Promise You, You Will Soon - One Of NYC's Finest MC's!) That's right - NO COVER - NO MINIMUMS - REASONABLY PRICED DRINKS AND EATS FOR THOSE WHO WANT THEM - ON A FRIDAY FUCKING NIGHT! - WHAT ELSE COULD YOU ASK FOR??!!!!! SEE YOU FRIDAY! Thanks Again, Eric I 718.473.4878 comedyerici@yahoo.com www (dot) myspace (dot) ericicomedy (slash) ericicomedy
Kashelle	Dec 25 2008 3:48 PM
Eric I	Dec 21 2008 9:39 AM Happy Jewday To YOU, Jewface! - E to the I !
None	Dec 21 2008 2:06 AM I used to go see Jay Bakker at Pete's Candy Store.
Mel Hamill (Lil’ Chaun)	Dec 20 2008 12:13 AM Happy Holidays Bud! And a happy new year! See you soon.
Than	Dec 18 2008 3:11 PM Life is fantastic, thanks for asking. Married and shit, you know. Your profile picture is a vision.
Eric I	Dec 17 2008 11:53 PM Always a pleasure to share the stage with my fellow Chosen person. Now, if only I knew your MIDDLE name . . . You shall most definitely be invited to be a part of future Eric I productions, Emily. Happy Almost Channukkkah, Emily, E to the I
Kashelle	Nov 28 2008 1:34 AM
Kashelle	Oct 31 2008 11:03 AM
30% Doogler, 78% AWESOME!, 12% Bad at Math	Oct 29 2008 6:44 PM When are you coming to DC!? We, however false it might sound, are lacking the funny. Make it happen! Please.
None	Sep 12 2008 11:18 PM Enjoy the rain in Spain that falls mainly on the plain. Karaoke when you come back.
Colin Dempsey	Sep 8 2008 2:51 PM Regarding "The worst movie ever made" conversation last week: Ireland's One and only martial arts movie!! http://www. colindempsey. com/2008/07/fatal-deviation-ireland-first-martial. html
None	Aug 29 2008 12:51 PM I need a list of Eps-approved comedians. I already know that Dane Cook is not on that list.
Chris Conway	Jul 18 2008 5:20 PM It is a testament to the lethalness of frogs that Conways are forced to channel the profound and sublime magic of the great state of New Jersey into their own hands in order to vanquish our amphibious foes. You see, the problem is, Emily, Mr. Froggie went a courtin without Miss Mouse's Uncle Rat's consent, and therefore he had to die.
Dan Vollmayer	Jul 12 2008 12:54 PM what up emily? hope the summer's going well
Sim De La Creme Online Now!	Jul 7 2008 11:03 PM .. S.C.&A.R. TAKES OVER QUEENS!! STARTING JULY 10th, 2008 EVERY THURSDAY @ 9pm MEZZO COMEDY CLUB 3129 Ditmars Blvd On The corner of 33rd St. N or W Train to Ditmars Blvd - Astoria Astoria, New York 11105 Same Drunken Madness, New Borough Check out their www site @ WWW. MEZZOCOMEDYCLUB. COM For booking or reservations, contact Sim at: comedysim@msn.com 347/232-1560 ..
Eric I	Jun 16 2008 2:34 PM Hey Emily! Come on down! TUESDAY, JUNE 17th! 7:00 Sign-Up! 7:30 Showtime! If you can be funnier than: (1) Eliza Faria-Santos (2) Helen Hong (3) Dan Goodman (4) Charlie Gaeta for SIX measley minutes, YOU could win an automatic bid into next month's semi-finals - and the top three finishers of THAT move on to the FIVE HUNDRED DOLLAR Championship Showdown in December! You gotta be in it to win it! Bring your best SIX minutes, bring your clutchness to Ochi's (@ Comix) - AT LEAST FIVE OF YOU WHO SIMPLY SHOW UP WILL GET TO PARTICIPATE! 353 West 14th Street (b/t 8th & 9th). 1/2/3/A/C/E/F/L to 14th Street. Guest Performance by "Impending Mustache." Fun Times For All. NO COVER. You MIGHT be one step closer to winning 500 DOLLARS! See you there TUESDAY circa 7:00. Peace and Love, Eric I
Liz Miele	Jun 11 2008 6:44 PM Hell yeah free ice cream just for being born!!! Good seeing u yesterday. Great set last night!!!! XOXO
Robin Fox	Jun 4 2008 8:04 AM Great job tonight at Comix!!! I was so happy to be on the show with you tonight. I got home at 3am and watched the DVD of Falling in Love w/ Mick Bocchetti.... You were fantastic!! Love seeing you as always, Robin

Add Comment

MySpace a place for friends