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Emily Epstein
Emily Epstein Is it windy or is it just me?

Female
88 years old
BROOKLYN, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 7/30/2009
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    Emily Epstein's Interests
Generalstand-up comedy, books, traveling, dancing, conversating, writing, concert-going, old jewish ladies, reconnecting, learning how to crip walk...(and apparently ellipses)
MusicA Tribe Called Quest, The Roots, Anthony Hamilton, The Police, Van Hunt, The Killers, Maxwell, Common, Black Star, and on, and on, and on goes the list....
MoviesHigh Fidelity, Beautiful Girls, Love and Basketball, Princess Bride, Gross Point Blank, Office Space, Swingers, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Say Anything, 200 Cigarettes....
TelevisionGrey's Anatomy, Law and Order(s), Flavor of Love (yeah boyeee!), The Boondocks, Nip/Tuck
BooksAt the moment: The World According to Garp, Everything is Illuminated, SubwayLand...
HeroesLenny Bruce, Moses (like you don't want to see a burning bush!), my 'rents, George Sand

     Emily Epstein's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:Philly
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:copyeditor by day, comedian by night

   Emily Epstein's Schools
University Of Rochester
Rochester,New York
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Major: History/Political Science
Minor: Journalism
 

1997 to 2001
Lower Merion Hs
Ardmore,Pennsylvania
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
 

1993 to 1997


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About me:
I like to bring the funny.

Sometimes I bring the noise.

Occasionally, I bring a little funk. (Especially if there is a pole involved, but i usually only demonstrate that in the privacy of my own subway car.)

I also love the nightlife and enjoy boogeying. Enough played out song lyrics? I think so.

Wanna hear what I really think? Then maybe you want to catch me onstage (telling jokes, not pole dancing, silly!)

Or you can read my blog
Who I'd like to meet:
people that enjoy the funny (be it telling the jokes or laughing at them), ?uestLove, Barry Manilow, John Irving, my babydaddy, Richard Pryor (sigh).

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Kelli Dunham

Kelli Dunham



Jun 30 2009 1:51 AM

I love that you are 88 in myspace. Although frankly when I am on myspace I feel about 88.


Greg Manuel

Greg Manuel



Jun 15 2009 4:59 AM

And now, an SAT Question for the 21st Century:

Billy learns from plannedparenthood.org that 35 million people around the world practice the "withdrawal method" of birth control. Billy also knows that the circumference of the planet Earth is 24,900 miles.
If every person who practiced the "withdrawal method" of birth control were lined evenly along the Equator, and Billy were to circumnavigate the globe at 150 miles per hour - how often could Billy expect to spot a dumbass? 45 points.
Sir Sparky Drakonis

 Sir Sparky Drakonis



May 20 2009 8:53 AM

jayson

jayson



May 13 2009 4:15 PM

Tom Ragú

Tom Ragú



Feb 13 2009 7:43 PM

Hi Emily! Looking forward to the show ... see you then, Tom

Feb 19 (SM)
KENDRA CUNNINGHAM

KENDRA CUNNINGHAM



Feb 3 2009 8:37 PM

haha! thanks - my mother makes me write that so her lie about being 36 sounds believable! very codependent family! great stuff last night - hope to see you soon
Eric I

Eric I



Jan 21 2009 4:06 PM

Hey Jewface!

Stop by, support, and get yourself a (soon) future spot on:

"FREE FUCKING FUNNY FRIDAYS! w/ eric i" - INAUGURAL EDITION!!!!

WHEN: *THIS* FRIDAY, JANUARY 23rd

TIME: 9:00 p.m.

WHERE: PLAYWRIGHT CELTIC PUB (PENTHOUSE!! - 3rd Floor)

ADDRESS: 8th Avenue b/t 45th St & 46th St

ADMISSION: ***FREE***

DRINK MINIMUM: ***NONE***

Pimp it to your hearts content - if we pack the room (and I am doing my best to do just that), we shall have this gorgeous room in which to perform our art each and every FRIDAY night until every single one of us is hosting (or at least writing for) a major Late Night TV Show)

THIS FRIDAY'S LINE-UP:

(1) ***PAT DIXON*** (Comedy Central Presents, Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson, BBC's "The World Stands Up!")

(2) ***SEAN PATTON** (Montreal Comedy Festival; NYC Alt-Scene Legend, One of The Top Eight Emerging Superduperstars Of Stand-Up According To Some Men's Magazine Who Ranked Jeselnik #1, so they probably know what they're talking about!)

(3) ***TOM RYAN*** (TWO Appearances on "LETTERMAN!")

(4) ***CARMEN LYNCH*** (Comedy Central, Last Comic Standing!, Aspen Comedy Festival!)

(5) ***ERIC I*** (Boston Comedy Festival!, 2008 NYUCF Audience Choice Contest Winner!)

(MC) ***MEGHAN HANLEY*** (You May Not Have Heard Of Her Quite Yet - But I Promise You, You Will Soon - One Of NYC's Finest MC's!)


That's right - NO COVER - NO MINIMUMS - REASONABLY PRICED DRINKS AND EATS FOR THOSE WHO WANT THEM - ON A FRIDAY FUCKING NIGHT! - WHAT ELSE COULD YOU ASK FOR??!!!!!

SEE YOU FRIDAY!

Thanks Again,

Eric I

718.473.4878

comedyerici@yahoo.com

www (dot) myspace (dot) ericicomedy (slash) ericicomedy
Kashelle

Kashelle



Dec 25 2008 3:48 PM


Eric I

Eric I



Dec 21 2008 9:39 AM

Happy Jewday To YOU, Jewface!

- E to the I !
None

None



Dec 21 2008 2:06 AM

I used to go see Jay Bakker at Pete's Candy Store.
Mel Hamill (Lil’ Chaun)

Mel Hamill (Lil’ Chaun)



Dec 20 2008 12:13 AM

Happy Holidays Bud! And a happy new year! See you soon.
Than

Than



Dec 18 2008 3:11 PM

Life is fantastic, thanks for asking. Married and shit, you know. Your profile picture is a vision.
Eric I

Eric I



Dec 17 2008 11:53 PM

Always a pleasure to share the stage with my fellow Chosen person.

Now, if only I knew your MIDDLE name . . .

You shall most definitely be invited to be a part of future Eric I productions, Emily.

Happy Almost Channukkkah, Emily,

E to the I
Kashelle

Kashelle



Nov 28 2008 1:34 AM

Glitter Graphics

Kashelle

Kashelle



Oct 31 2008 11:03 AM

Happy Halloween

30% Doogler, 78% AWESOME!, 12% Bad at Math

David Doogler



Oct 29 2008 6:44 PM

When are you coming to DC!? We, however false it might sound, are lacking the funny. Make it happen!



Please.
None

None



Sep 12 2008 11:18 PM

Enjoy the rain in Spain that falls mainly on the plain.

Karaoke when you come back.
None

None



Aug 29 2008 12:51 PM

I need a list of Eps-approved comedians. I already know that Dane Cook is not on that list.
Dan Vollmayer

Dan Vollmayer



Jul 12 2008 12:54 PM

what up emily? hope the summer's going well

Sim De La Creme

Sim De La Creme



Jul 7 2008 11:03 PM




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Eric I

Eric I



Jun 16 2008 2:34 PM

Hey Emily!

Come on down!

TUESDAY, JUNE 17th!

7:00 Sign-Up!

7:30 Showtime!

If you can be funnier than:

(1) Eliza Faria-Santos
(2) Helen Hong
(3) Dan Goodman
(4) Charlie Gaeta

for SIX measley minutes, YOU could win an automatic bid into next month's semi-finals - and the top three finishers of THAT move on to the FIVE HUNDRED DOLLAR Championship Showdown in December!

You gotta be in it to win it!

Bring your best SIX minutes, bring your clutchness to Ochi's (@ Comix) - *AT LEAST* FIVE OF YOU WHO SIMPLY SHOW UP WILL GET TO PARTICIPATE!

353 West 14th Street (b/t 8th & 9th).

1/2/3/A/C/E/F/L to 14th Street.

Guest Performance by "Impending Mustache."

Fun Times For All.

NO COVER.

You *MIGHT* be one step closer to winning 500 DOLLARS!

See you there TUESDAY circa 7:00.

Peace and Love,

Eric I
Liz Miele

Liz Miele



Jun 11 2008 6:44 PM

Hell yeah free ice cream just for being born!!! Good seeing u yesterday.
Great set last night!!!! XOXO
Robin Fox

Robin Fox



Jun 4 2008 8:04 AM

Great job tonight at Comix!!! I was so happy to be on the show with you tonight. I got home at 3am and watched the DVD of Falling in Love w/ Mick Bocchetti.... You were fantastic!! Love seeing you as always, Robin
the Dan you know

the Dan you know



May 30 2008 3:55 PM

that looked like such a good crab sandwhich
9/1 31ROCK TUESDAY COMEDY AFTERWORK SHOWCASE-BK NY

9/1 31ROCK TUESDAY COMEDY AFTERWORK SHOWCASE-BK NY



May 27 2008 1:55 PM

Uh you've changed ur default pic but not ur headline which reads "wanna a sip.." which to the uniformed rings-Creepy.

Happy Belated.
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