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Satan
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		I wanna make friends with the badger. For real! Male 95 years old Detroit, Michigan United States Last Login: 7/6/2009
Mood: mischievous
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MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/emailsfromjesus_satan

Satan's Comedian Bio

Films

"Shaving Ryan's Privates". I needed the money. Really.

Satan's Interests

General	I love to go down to the park early on a Saturday morning and watch all the little children run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks.
Heroes	My mother. She was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.

Satan's Details

Status:	Swinger
Here for:	Networking
Orientation:	Not Sure
Body type:	7' 5" / Slim / Slender
Religion:	Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:	Gemini
Smoke / Drink:	Yes / Yes
Education:	Post grad
Occupation:	Business Owner
Income:	$250,000 and Higher

Satan's Companies

Satan's School for Girls Devonshire, UK Headmaster
The Mouthful Bar and Grille Fire Island, US Partner
Hell, Inc. Delaware, US Founder and CFO

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Satan's Blurbs

About me:

Thanks to everyone who helped make our little project the most fun I've had since herpes.

Our buddy JC has decided to retire from blogging. He's bought a cabana in Belize and sends his love.

I, on the other hand, will continue to keep busy with other projects as my house is in foreclosure.

Emails From Jesus: March 11, 2006 to August 31, 2008
Total Visitors: 335,040
Total Hits: 2,435,805
Questions Answered: 732
Questions Unanswered: 1
Offerings From The Flock: 1,296

Eventually yours,

~S

Who I'd like to meet:

Gossamer.

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Satan's Friends Comments

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ALISON	Jun 6 2009 3:05 PM MyHotComments
Raymond.	Jun 8 2009 2:22 AM yay satan added me o:
Alicia	May 22 2009 5:37 PM So Stan, What are you doing for the long weekend? We'll be in Indian Wells at the Hyatt and there's always room for you! Alicia
Andrea	Apr 24 2009 5:30 PM Oh Satan, I am losing my love of myspace. What to do?!
Marten Hoyle	Apr 23 2009 8:25 PM Thanks a million, Satan. Hope you have a Happy Earth Day too! Best wishes, Marten Hoyle--
Frank! \| What Dies Last	Apr 20 2009 1:05 AM top ten favorite musicians... GO!
Nanc	Mar 23 2009 2:40 AM hey babe hope ur doing well miss ya email me sometime soon
Mandy Ash	Jan 25 2009 3:03 PM Sexy Comments & Profile Graphics
Andrea	Dec 19 2008 4:21 AM I think we may have made a deal at some point. I have the world's best baby and it screams of a backhanded deal with the devil. What did I promise to you?
Jessica	Dec 15 2008 7:16 PM hey satan. long time, no hear. i'm watching 'the devil's advocate' and thought of ya, you do kinda resemble al pacino... hugs
reaper	Nov 2 2008 7:54 PM
Alicia	Oct 9 2008 11:23 PM Well it's clear that your popularity is further down than I go on my girlfriend or no one worth posting is commenting on your page. Just stating the obvious. Cat lady's out. Thanks for the good work!
Rainbow Brite	Sep 23 2008 5:44 AM So I just got a new kitty a two months ago, and his name is Azrael. In Islam, Azrael is the Angel of Death. Thought you might find that amusing.
Alicia	Sep 10 2008 8:17 PM I just got told on by the Cat Lady at my office. Can you do something about her??? She calls her cat her son. What the f*ck?
~EACY~	Sep 8 2008 12:11 AM
Andrea	Sep 3 2008 10:11 PM Are you stopping the blog? Is that what it all means? If so, I will be sad. if not, disregard!!
reaper	Sep 1 2008 5:22 PM comments. com" target="_blank">
POETX	Aug 26 2008 7:46 PM Sup Fam... Just comin thru ta say thanks for the Mob and profile add...make sure ta stop thru...peep the music and sign my guestbook Blessings ~X~
Shannon (Everyone's Favorite Cracker)	Aug 16 2008 6:12 AM So I've got this friend who worships you...
Vampi	Aug 15 2008 6:40 AM
Frank! \| What Dies Last	Aug 4 2008 1:15 PM Satan, I've noticed that you're really lagging on friend-requests. I'm not saying that MySpace isn't the happening place, but maybe you should try Facebook...
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dr. forkbeard	Aug 3 2008 7:56 AM gametime...working on killing all in the name of noia!!!!
Space Cadet	Jul 17 2008 11:13 PM Job well done Satan.
Tyisha	Jul 5 2008 4:44 PM Well now I have to wish you a Happy 5th of July! Hope your weekend is a fun one... Don't do anything I wouldn't do!!!! >:-)

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