Em & Lo
"Don't call us sexperts."

Female
35 years old
BROOKLYN, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 7/29/2008
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    Em & Lo's Interests
GeneralYour sex life, your dirty little secrets, sex toys, funny euphemisms for genitalia.
MoviesShirley Valentine is the best movie ever to watch after you've just been dumped.
BooksGo to www.emandlo.com/books to check out the four sex books we've written.
HeroesReaders who give us free sex tips so we don't have to pull them all out of our ass. And Jon Stewart.
Groups: Old Tripodians.::Good Advice::.You Give Love A Bad NameThe Advice and Support GroupAnti-Love Inc.The Concerned Citizens of MySpace Seeking Legislation to Prevent George W. Bush From Being Cryogenically Frozen

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     Em & Lo's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Body type:0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Occupation:Writers

   Em & Lo's Networking
Publishing - Writer - Columnist
sex writers, advice ladies, dirty birds

   Em & Lo's Companies
New York magazine
New York, New York US
Mating columnists

Glamour magazine
New York, New York US
Freelance writers

Chronicle Books
San Francisco, California US
Writers

Men's Health magazine
New York, New York US
Freelance writers




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   Em & Lo's Blurbs
About me:
We've got a new home on the Web! Come check us out at our new blog, DailyBedpost.com. We're posting there three times a day on everything from celebrity dirt to sexual health to the latest in sex research to pop culture memes (shmamortion, anyone?) to sex advice and horoscopes. This past week, for example, we covered, amongst other topics, the myth of the office piranha (she just wants your sperm), impression management via Facebook, crazy-sexy ladies in Hollywood, January's Divorce Day, Condi's V-card, pole-dancing on the NYC subway, and why the British have such bad teeth (hint: those electric toothbrushes do more than just clean the pearly whites).

We're always looking for dirt... Click here to answer our impertinent question of the day!!

We've just written two new books about sex (Rec Sex: An A-Z Guide to Hooking Up and Sex Toy: An A-Z Guide to Bedside Accessories), which our publicist and moms agree make just-because presents... for your loved one, for your booty call, for your friend who just got dumped, for yourself if you think nobody else will bother, etc.


We're more formally known as Emma Taylor and Lorelei Sharkey, the self-proclaimed Emily Posts of the modern bedroom. We've written lots of books together. The most recent are Rec Sex: An A-Z Guide to Hooking Up, in which we try to define every term, phrase, and phenomenon associated with recreational sex, from arm candy and booty calls to terror sex and wingmen, and Sex Toy: An A-Z Guide to Bedside Accessories, which covers all the hot hardware, from Ben Wa Balls to harnesses and strap-ons, and of course classics like the Hitachi Magic Wand and the Rabbit.

We write the Mating column for New York magazine, and are always looking for people to quote in our articles (anonymity is always honored if requested, especially if you're talking about that time your mom found you naked with a bowl of Jello). Check out our latest poll right here.

Our website, EmandLo.com, features sex and dating advice and weekly horoscopes.

Our two previous books are The Big Bang: Nerve's Guide to the New Sexual Universe and Sex Etiquette for Ladies and Gentlemen. We also write for Glamour and Men's Health, among others, and are available for bar mitzvahs. We both live in New York City, where we spend far too much time together. We've only had one fight.
Who I'd like to meet:
People willing to dish the dirt! Click here to answer our impertinent question of the day.

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Moi?





Sep 10 2008 2:24 PM

Hello friend-

Moi? is totully traveling thru space on Friday. The Rocket Moi? blasts the f' off from the Fallatia Galaxy, Quadrant 69 and lands on yore planet:

Friday, September 12 2008 -- 10.30pm
@ Arlene's Grocery
95 Stanton between Orchard and Ludlow
New York, New York, USA, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way Galaxy

My capten's log is filled with 20 thowsend earth pages of rememberencez of our last nite together. Suffice it to say, thare is no booty like earth booty. And thare is no earth booty like yores. So firm. So generous.

Joining us on interstellar gitar will be Space Prisoner #OU812 (aka Phil Costello Tragedy and Satanicide).

mwah!

Royce!

MoiTheBand. com
myspace. com/moitheband
john





Jul 31 2008 3:20 AM

Hi,

Thought you'd like this one...
The Grey Level





May 26 2008 3:32 PM

Happy Birthday! Have a good one.
-The Grey Level
Heather





May 26 2008 12:06 AM

Happy Birthday! I hope you are having a fabulous time. :)

Heather
Early to Bed





May 22 2008 10:52 PM

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Robb Milford





Apr 25 2008 6:40 AM

New album - now available to download for free:

via bittorrent : http://www. mininova. org/tor/1333875

or direct download :

http://www. archive. org/details/TimeYouveKilledBloodYouveSpilled


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john





Apr 23 2008 2:31 AM

Just passing through, thought I'd say Hi.
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Jan 13 2008 4:12 AM

Thanks for accepting the add.
Let me know if you're looking for a new modern and romantic place to stay in Miami, or if you want organize events.




A bientôt
Jerome
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Nina VonKottwitz





Dec 20 2007 3:27 AM

I faound this wezbstite that shoLws who has a cruYsh on you and thnought i'd le4t you know that one of my fricends had oune on you. You gortta tPry itC!

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Siobhan Cecelia





Nov 21 2007 12:03 PM

I was moved to write this today:
Strength comes from many directions, with or without affection.

Wake up and pay attention, we are measured by our own reflection.

Pack your suitcase...and take only what you need.

Be thankful for what you have, not what is lost...nor merely dreamed.

Love cries when hope dies.

Don't be suprised, you too are wise.

Look in the mirror...deep into your own eyes.

A zap of power you will surely find.

Yet never completely charged until...your heart heals.

How many life lessons must one endure and feel?

Life is all about your attitude, your character, your passion, your spirit.

Pride is only here to swallow, drink enough of it...be shallow.

It's never too late, to wipe a clean slate.

To some life is a Reality Show untaped, be careful of the scripts you create.

Be true to yourself, and know no one else.

Self discipline is a challenge...abstaining is something else...

If your bar is raised higher than your actions, you'll never ever gain satisfaction.

You can never change who you are, but can ALWAYS change where you are.

Never accept ordinary, expect extra-ordinary.

We all live for so many seasons, don't spend a lifetime searching for reasons!

Strength comes from many directions, with or without affection... -S.C.C.
Jess





Sep 13 2007 9:36 PM

I saw an expert from your new book in Glamour!!! I love when I see your names! You're not only fabulous but famous as well.
George Fisher





Aug 23 2007 5:53 PM

Hello Ladies!
This is Thursday August 23rd.

I'll be making my first public appearance (since 1953, so the nerves are jangling) at Barnes & Noble (Astor Place) at 7.00pm, with my partner and amanuensis, Wesley Stace.

Come along and say hello.

with very best wishes,
George Fisher (of Henley)
?Puella Aeterna?





Aug 20 2007 10:01 PM


Brian Neil O'Connor





Aug 12 2007 3:55 AM

Thanks for checking out the music!
dcode





Jun 9 2007 10:32 PM

HELLO MY DEAR Em & Lo. VISIT OUR SPACE AND TAKE A LOOK AT OUR NEW LAYOUT! 100% STYLISH, LIKE YOURS! HAVE A GREAT AN HAPPY WEEKEND!
OUR NEW LAYOUT IS.....
OUR NEW LAYOUT IS.....
Ann Cory





May 26 2007 12:42 PM

Have a fabulous birthday
*tossing confetti*

~Ann Cory :)
Siobhan Cecelia





May 25 2007 7:02 PM

Happy Birthday! Celebrate big because no matter how "Vintage" we become over time..you deserve to Git er' Done n Party Like a Rock Star! Celebrate your life accomplishments. Like they say work hard you should play hard... =)
Tara





May 25 2007 11:39 AM

Happy Birthday to Em & Lo!
Allisun





May 12 2007 1:46 PM

Want to see who Spys on your profile?
Check It
Jennifer





May 3 2007 4:13 AM

Hi Ladies!

xo
Jen
C H A D





Apr 18 2007 11:45 PM

Ladies,
Hello from Dallas, TX!
How are my favorite writers?
Chad
Kara





Apr 13 2007 4:52 PM

I forgot to make the link active - here's the Mogopop link to iPod your MySpace again!
Kara





Apr 13 2007 4:51 PM

Hey my ladies - you should make an iPod version of your MySpace page! Visit http://www.mogopop.com, choose a color, and you're off - it takes about 5 seconds. (check out my Myspace to see an example). I want you on my iPod, now! xoxox kbw
Ben





Apr 2 2007 3:38 PM

Thanks for the add.

Such a quick response too, I guess its true that there is no rest for the wicked.

xx
Alexis





Jan 18 2007 4:05 AM

I don't know how you smart, beautiful girls also manage to be so darn funny all the time. What's the secret? Right now I'm experimenting with the 60% coffee, 30% hangover, 10% reader question formula. It's working okay.
Andres





Dec 3 2006 12:08 AM

Ladies...
Sorry I miss you Thursday, I really wanted to go, but my dear Lady gave me a surprise B-day party... Hope you are doing well. Love love love the books!! You guys are awesome!
Keep in touch...
The Girl's Guide to Absolutely Everything





Nov 19 2006 2:01 AM

Missed you last week, but keep an eye on your mailboxes. Let me know when you're in the city so I can properly raise a glass to your coolness and contribution to the book. Congratulations on your latest! PS Emma, the 'Graf is but a roof and wireless connection w/o you. xom
Py Kim





Oct 2 2006 7:26 PM

stopping by to say hello :) and to invite you to subscribe to my blog! I will be posting excerpts from my books & other fun tips!

[Subscribe to my blog!]

-PY
Eric





Sep 20 2006 4:16 PM

"Stooping to conquer" (gotta love Maggie G.) Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
Ask The Anti-Laura





Sep 14 2006 11:25 AM

Sex advice. Five bucks says you get better questions than I do. People usually just ask me if it's okay to wear a t-shirt with their own face on it or whether or not they should feel guilty for keeping their own feces in jars.
O FeeL YA





Sep 12 2006 10:39 PM

Looking forward to our show at Boardner's
Chaelyn





Sep 12 2006 12:51 AM

Break-out...or...Break-in advice, s'il vous plait? I've just been using a MySpace Group.
NOMAD





Sep 11 2006 7:45 PM

Fun stuff! Nice to see someone with an objective out here.
Robb Milford





Sep 6 2006 2:24 PM

Thanks for the add, girls. Didn't even know you guys had one of these things. I guess in your honor I'll have to post 'lorelei' back up to my page.
harman elite 9





Aug 31 2006 7:47 AM

click for more info

,
........copy and past the flyer to your friend's page
karen fu





Aug 29 2006 11:09 PM

em & lo,
thank you for adding a little glitz and a lot more glamour into my life. can't wait for the november issue.
cheers of champagne,
karen fu
Jess





Aug 21 2006 5:38 PM

hey ladies, sweet secrets in glamour! hope to see more of you there in the future
Janell Kenna





Aug 19 2006 6:34 PM

Thanks for the add! I'll be there with bells on the next time you swing through Arizona :-)
?Puella Aeterna?





Aug 18 2006 1:07 AM