What up? I found this website and thought i'd tell everyone, it shows you if anyone at school likes you... I dont know how it works but its really cool, its revealed a few people who have had crushes on me FOREVER, i called the person up and it was TRUE!! You gotta try it!
I just wanted to let you know about my latest book. This one is being released through Delirium Books/Corrosion Press:
It features one book by me and one by the excellentest author I know, Jeffrey Thomas.
Here's a description:
Jeffrey Thomas and Carlton Mellick collaborate on their own twisted visions of heaven and hell.
UGLY HEAVEN by Carlton Mellick III
At one point in time, Heaven was a paradise. It was a blissful utopia full of wonders far beyond human comprehension. But that was a long, long time ago. The afterlife is now in ruins. It has become an ugly, lonely wasteland populated by strange monstrous beasts, masturbating angels, and sad man-like beings wallowing in the remains of the once-great Kingdom of God. As two recently departed souls arrive in Heaven, they discover their eternal home is not one of divine peace but of nightmarish ugliness. So they go on a quest to explore this dead alien landscape, desperately seeking answers, allies, and some sort of place they can forever call home.
BEAUTIFUL HELL by Jeffrey Thomas
A writer named Frank Lyre finds himself damned to an afterlife where Demons and Angels are equally sadistic and conflicted, where torturers become seducers, where Jesus likes to sit for a pleasant chat and God is not only going through monstrous changes to His body, but a personal crisis that might forever change His vision of creation. Beautiful Hell is a sequel of sorts to Jeffrey Thomas? acclaimed novel Letters From Hades, but stands on its own as a harrowing study of damnation and regeneration, physical passion and emotional pain, faith and rebellion, and the conflict between the spirit and the flesh.
I am very proud of this book. Please check it out.
I just wanted to let you know about my latest book. This one is being released through Delirium Books/Corrosion Press:
It features one book by me and one by the excellentest author I know, Jeffrey Thomas.
Here's a description:
Jeffrey Thomas and Carlton Mellick collaborate on their own twisted visions of heaven and hell.
UGLY HEAVEN by Carlton Mellick III
At one point in time, Heaven was a paradise. It was a blissful utopia full of wonders far beyond human comprehension. But that was a long, long time ago. The afterlife is now in ruins. It has become an ugly, lonely wasteland populated by strange monstrous beasts, masturbating angels, and sad man-like beings wallowing in the remains of the once-great Kingdom of God. As two recently departed souls arrive in Heaven, they discover their eternal home is not one of divine peace but of nightmarish ugliness. So they go on a quest to explore this dead alien landscape, desperately seeking answers, allies, and some sort of place they can forever call home.
BEAUTIFUL HELL by Jeffrey Thomas
A writer named Frank Lyre finds himself damned to an afterlife where Demons and Angels are equally sadistic and conflicted, where torturers become seducers, where Jesus likes to sit for a pleasant chat and God is not only going through monstrous changes to His body, but a personal crisis that might forever change His vision of creation. Beautiful Hell is a sequel of sorts to Jeffrey Thomas? acclaimed novel Letters From Hades, but stands on its own as a harrowing study of damnation and regeneration, physical passion and emotional pain, faith and rebellion, and the conflict between the spirit and the flesh.
I am very proud of this book. Please check it out.
I hope you get a chance to check out my latest book:
Plot:
For Matthew Fry, inventor of the 'Sly Guy' haircut, life at the North Pole just isn't what he expected. The elves are way too obsessed with playing Dungeons and Dragons, Frosty has a Hitler mustache made of coal, the reindeer have a tendency of exploding for no apparent reason, and Santa is a piratey mutant with a body made of sausages.
ha ha ha ped.. pussy i get it. holy loves kitties!!!! I GOT A KITTEN it's a boy think of a sweet name.. no not Jack Ketchup or Ketchem what ever one it is..
And not rapaport..
byeee, hope your having fun with MY boyfriend.
<3Tiffy
I agree with RICHARD! take down those shitty E.T.P. songs.. BOOO who wrote those? Dropped is way better and skillfully put together! *wink*
BYE! <3 Girly burger...
TAKE DOWN THOSE SHITTY SONGS!!! You should put the Dropped At Birth songs back up; I miss those tunes.
DON'T FORGET NEKROMANTIK 2 (RETURN OF THE GIANT HAMMER) and I have your stories on my flash-drive, so yeah, fuck off. Gagliani is GOD. I deleted your comment because I just commented Gags, praising Wolf's Trap.
Nice.....that's all i've been doing pretty much....and making plans to get the fuck outta the falls....I'm going apartment hunting up in London this weekend....Did you end up moving or are you still in the falls. I remember Jordan mentioned some shit about moving near Hamilton ...something job related.
Never look into the eyes of someone you kill, they will haunt you forever. I know.
Eet wraps eetz COILS around yooo... .TIGHTAH zan anny luvvah.
See this? Human bones. That's how it comes out. Ashes to ashes.
