Emily Beezwax
"Unattended children will be given espresso and a puppy."

Female
35 years old
Los Angeles, California
United States



Last Login: 10/14/2008
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    Emily Beezwax's Interests
GeneralMovies, books, writing, religion, prematurely expired rock stars, hockey, loud music and cooking. Not all at the same time, though.
Music
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MoviesClose Encounters of the Third Kind, Gimme Shelter, The Last Waltz, Spinal Tap, Borat, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Baxter, Memento, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Goodfellas, 300, The Departed, Miracle, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, 28 Months Later, 28 Years Later, Slap Shot
TelevisionI'll wait for the DVD.
BooksI know I'm supposed to put something like War and Peace here so I sound cultured and smart, but fuck it. Lana Turner's autobiography is my favorite book of all time.
HeroesAnyone who has ever died choking on their own vomit.
Groups: 310 representMYSPACE CHAT ROOMTheatreChris Simon is the NHL's Biggest JackassKings Suck Ice!!!Robyn Hitchcock Appreciation SocietyMario Lemieux .66Anaheim Ducks

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     Emily Beezwax's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Los Angeles
Body type:5' 7"
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Hack

   Emily Beezwax's Schools
Humboldt State University
Arcata, CA
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Nothing Useful
Minor: Art History
 

1995 to 1999
Hawthorne High
Hawthorne, CA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: It was fucking high school
Minor: Yes, I was.
 

1986 to 1990

   Emily Beezwax's Networking
Theatre - Dramaturgy - Playwriting




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   Emily Beezwax's Blurbs
About me:
Chicks who think it's cute to be stupid piss me off.

If you leave a comment with a photo, please make sure it DOES NOT contain anything that flashes quickly, in color or otherwise. Yours truly has petit mal epilepsy and you'll make me twitchy if you do. Thanks.

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Who I'd like to meet:
Oliver Cromwell, Chiang Kai-Shek and the kid from the "Dueling Banjos" scene in Deliverance.

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Emily Beezwax has 200 friends.
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Emily Beezwax's Friends Comments
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Oct 14 2008 2:09 PM





NIKKI SIXX "GIRL WITH GOLDEN EYES"
NANCY





Oct 9 2008 10:07 PM



Tommy





Oct 3 2008 11:29 PM

Hi Emily.

It's really all I needed.

Gracias.
EdTangent


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Oct 3 2008 1:42 PM

Have a great weekend.
Check out our forthcoming releases from Psy-Core Records.
http://www. psycore. eu
Hear my guest mix for the Psylicious Radio Show Wednesday 8th Oct.
http://radio. audioaddictz. com
For all Updates / Info / Bookings.
http://www. psylicious. com
NANCY





Oct 2 2008 3:13 PM


HAVE A GREAT DAY!


playlikeagirlsports





Oct 1 2008 3:54 PM

Thanks for the ad!

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Oct 1 2008 12:13 AM

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NANCY





Sep 30 2008 3:30 PM

Thankyou actually it's an old picture from last January.
I thankyou so much and I hope you are having a SUPER day!
James Michael*Italian Followers*





Sep 30 2008 1:43 PM

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Sep 26 2008 11:55 PM

yes! Today is Ashley's 17th birthday!
Mine will be on November 17th and Chasity's was in July!
thanks for the wishes!
- Kathryn
NANCY





Sep 25 2008 9:12 PM

WOW! EMILY THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW THAT! I HAD NO IDEA!

THANKS SWEETY!
Aloha Joe





Sep 25 2008 1:23 AM

but thats the best part of goin to church on xmas

though i must admit it pains me to type like this
Gentleman Junkie





Sep 24 2008 7:54 PM



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Sep 19 2008 2:43 PM

oh gosh well I guess we won't be talking like pirates then haha
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Sep 18 2008 4:09 PM

Comment Buddy..
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MySpace Comments..

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Sep 13 2008 6:04 PM

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Sep 13 2008 3:50 PM

Awhh!
Thanks I feel soo loved now :]
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- Kathryn
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Sep 13 2008 2:36 PM

NANCY





Sep 9 2008 8:55 PM

LMAO!!!!!!
NANCY





Sep 9 2008 7:58 PM

LMAO! THATS EFFIN FUNNY!

Aloha Joe





Sep 5 2008 2:07 AM

I'll be sure to bring that up the next time he pops by/in.
NHL Hockey Songs





Sep 5 2008 1:52 AM

Thank you for requesting to be our friend!

Glad to have you with us!
Aloha Joe





Sep 4 2008 10:10 PM

The luckiest!

Also the most sore.
Aloha Joe