Emily Beezwax
Emily Beezwax Unattended children will be given espresso and a puppy.

Female
36 years old
Los Angeles, California
United States



Last Login: 12/1/2009
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    Emily Beezwax's Interests
GeneralMovies, books, writing, religion, linguistics, prematurely expired rock stars, hockey, loud music and cooking. Not all at the same time, though.
MusicA little bit of everything. Except opera. That shit sucks.
MoviesClose Encounters of the Third Kind, Gimme Shelter, The Last Waltz, Spinal Tap, Borat, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Baxter, Memento, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Goodfellas, 300, The Departed, Miracle, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, 28 Months Later, 28 Years Later, Slap Shot
TelevisionLittle Britain, Absolutely Fabulous, Monty Python, Fawlty Towers, Rescue Me and Lost before they turned into soap operas, The A-Team, S.W.A.T. Law and Order marathons are time-sucking EVIL. And CSI: Miami, but only because it is so deliciously AWFUL.
BooksI know I'm supposed to put something like War and Peace here so I sound cultured and smart, but fuck it. Lana Turner's autobiography is my favorite book of all time.
HeroesAnyone who has ever died choking on their own vomit.
Groups: 310 representMYSPACE CHAT ROOMTheatreChris Simon is the NHL's Biggest JackassKings Suck Ice!!!Robyn Hitchcock Appreciation SocietyMario Lemieux .66Anaheim Ducks

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     Emily Beezwax's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Los Angeles
Body type:5' 7"
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Hack

   Emily Beezwax's Schools
Humboldt State University
Arcata, CA
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Nothing Useful
Minor: Art History
 

1995 to 1999
Hawthorne High
Hawthorne, CA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: It was fucking high school
Minor: Yes, I was.
 

1986 to 1990

   Emily Beezwax's Networking
Theatre - Dramaturgy - Playwriting




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   Emily Beezwax's Blurbs
About me:
Chicks who think it's cute to be stupid piss me off.

"I know this - your boss is making suckers outa you boys every minute. Yes, and suckers out of all the wives and the poor innocent kids who'll grow up with crooked spines and sick bones. Sure, I see it in the papers, how good orange juice is for kids. But damnit our kids get colds one on top of the other. They look like little ghosts. Betty never saw a grapefruit. I took her to the store last week and she pointed to a stack of grapefruits. 'What's that!' she said. My God, Joe - the world is supposed to be for all of us." - Waiting For Lefty, Clifford Odets

Who I'd like to meet:
Oliver Cromwell, Chiang Kai-Shek and the kid from the "Dueling Banjos" scene in Deliverance.

   


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Nov 19 2009 5:52 PM

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Nov 19 2009 4:10 PM

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Hope it makes you laugh as much as it did me!
Have a GREAT pre-weekend THURSDAY!

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Nov 5 2009 4:56 PM

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Nov 4 2009 6:48 PM

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Have a GREAT one! ;)
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Oct 18 2009 4:07 PM

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Have a beautiful Sunday!

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Happy Humper!

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Sep 8 2009 10:04 PM

Thanks for your friendship and support! I hope all is rockin' in your world!

Have a blessed week,
Mark
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Sep 7 2009 5:55 PM

HAPPY LABOR DAY.
Hope you're doing good.
So what do you think the healthcare public option should be re-named as?
"The American Plan"? "Kennedy Care"?
...and why do the conservatives continue to overwhelm the national messaging?
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Sep 1 2009 9:54 AM

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Aug 17 2009 3:37 PM



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Aug 14 2009 8:41 PM

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Aug 10 2009 6:21 PM


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Aug 9 2009 1:55 AM

Have a Great Weekend!!
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Jul 29 2009 3:57 PM

thanx 4 the add!!!
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Jul 27 2009 1:10 PM

monday Pictures, Images and Photos

Just keep thinking... *Tomorrow's Tuesday, Tomorrow's Tuesday* ;)

Have a Magnificent Monday and a Wonderful Week!

xo's
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RAGEN GAGEN

RAGEN GAGEN



Jul 24 2009 8:57 PM

Thank you "EMILY". for allowing us into your circle of friends,as you already know we are RAGEN GAGEN and we are a  power trio consisting of teenage brothers (Dillon age 14,twin brother Derrick age 14,Devin age 15) years old. If you find the time check us out, we know our way around the stage and on our instruments, don't let our ages fool you :) We respect all genre's and all musicians, it's all good :) Thank you again for the friendship, it is valued.
The Gage Brothers
Ragen Gagen
dillon gage,guitars and vocals,age 14
 
derrick gage,bass,age 14

 

devin gage,drumms,age 15
 
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