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Emily Maya Mills
Sketch Comedy / Stand-Up / Improv
This place smells shittier than a coffee shop bathroom.

Female
27 years old
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 6/9/2009
Mood: bouncy Mood Image
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BioPhotobucket http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/performers/5555
Websitechuchutrainsareforbabies.com
InfluencesRae Kwon, Mob Deep & Tha Dogg Pound
MembersHella.
TV ShowsSo many, it's really ridiculous.
FilmsReally? You want me to count them? There's not enough time.
AlbumsSelf-Mutilated Plumbing is Not Funny...Ever. (Only available on Itunes.)

    Emily Maya Mills's Interests
GeneralFood.
MusicYes.
MoviesAre delicious.
TelevisionSometimes I can't stop watching it do all of the funny little things it does. Other times I want to smash it open and plant flowers inside.
BooksIdoru, Mutant Message Down Under, The Fountainhead, Life is Elsewhere, A Brave New World, The Rainbow Goblins, The Adventures of Frog and Toad
HeroesMid-eighties Joe Montana.
Groups: NYC Underground Comedy FestMyspace Sketch ComedySpread the Word - Choroideremiaa s p e c i a l t h i n g . c o mStand-up ComicsThe OriginalComedy ClubsLaugh We All Need It

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     Emily Maya Mills's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Hometown:San Francisco, CA
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate

   Emily Maya Mills's Schools
Emerson College
Boston,Massachusetts
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Acting
Minor: Communications, Politics and Law
Clubs: WERS
 

1996 to 1999
Sacred Heart Cathedral Prepara
San Francisco,California
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Detention. Drama.
 

1990 to 1995


   Upcoming Gigs
Jun 10 2009 8:00P
How to Enterprise @ UCB Theatre Los Angeles CA
Jun 16 2009 11:00P
Gelmania @ UCB Theatre Los Angeles CA
Jun 24 2009 8:00P
How to Enterprise @ UCB Theatre Los Angeles CA
Jun 27 2009 12:00A
The Tomorrow Show @ Steve Allen Thearter @ The Center for Inquiry West Los Angeles CA
Jul 9 2009 8:00P
OUR STRUGGLE @ UCB Theatre Los Angeles CA
Jul 16 2009 8:00P
How to Enterprise @ UCB Theatre Los Angeles CA

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   Emily Maya Mills's Blurbs
About me:
Divorce was big in the 80's... The things they'll do for ratings. Oh, the end is nigh... Beauty tips from the singer-song writers of the 1970's... Question everything. Breaking news. This is so f$%ed up!


Sarah Palin on MTV. What an IDIOT.


HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY!


O.J. He really did it, didn't he....


They call me "Generous Spirit Gazes Elsewhere"...

What can I say...


I'm the voice of Ethel Mermaid! Low Tide --> Ice Cream Headache

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Who I'd like to meet:
Soldiers for creativity.

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Emily Maya Mills has 846 friends.
 TRICLOPS @ Silverlake Lounge 


 Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre LA 


 iO West’s Mainstage Sketch 


 Bruce 


 BEAUTIFUL LOSERS 


 Dylan 


 EDemetriosProjects 


 FOOD ONE 





Emily Maya Mills's Friends Comments
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TD CAMP





May 3 2009 7:07 AM

Hope all is well with you!!!

As a producer, I have a new album out. It's NOT a mix CD of previously released songs...
Photobucket
download it on iTunes

TD Camp "Face to Face"
Features new songs I produced and recorded with:
SNOOP DOGG, GOAPELE, NICKATINA, MAC DRE, SAN QUINN, HIERO, ZION I, BORED STIFF, DJ QBERT, BIG RICH, Z-MAN, OTAYO DUBB, SPANK POPS, PZ, PHILTHY RICH, RICK FLARE, & MORE


Proceeds go to benefit Y-Projects Youth Music Program in SF
Best Of Myspace Comedy





Mar 19 2009 11:48 PM

Hey thanks for being a friend
Please CLICK HERE to see our Video of the Week.
myspace.com/SLOTCARTV


..
BennytheReaper





Mar 18 2009 5:28 AM


What uppers!! Have you heard of DS?
Thirsty-Thursday.net





Feb 6 2009 9:47 PM

I made this for you. Like a cake.


Sparkle Picnic: Series 2 (full of dildo's, robots and gay coke)



www. SparklePicnic. com
FOOD ONE





Feb 2 2009 5:07 AM

my friend, what's the haps? i'm off to ny this week to kick it with jeff but when i get back we all need to chill at some point. i haven't been to any of your shows...i suck.
bill hicks forever!
John Vargas





Jan 27 2009 11:47 PM

FREE BOOZE!!!

Calavera 1.30.09a
Bored Stiff





Jan 21 2009 4:09 AM

Leite Preto!





Jan 8 2009 8:15 PM

Next Stop Greenwich Village is BA NANAS. So good. I love that Bill Murray is in it uncredited and doing tiny random shit in the back of scenes.
Spencer T. Dobson





Dec 19 2008 2:33 AM

Merry Christmas Everybody
Thirsty-Thursday.net





Dec 16 2008 8:56 AM

Ah shit! New "Sparkle Picnic" fun time just for you?!?

Sparkle Picnic: Side Husband (Episode #6, Series 2)

www. SparklePicnic. com
Johnny P





Dec 13 2008 1:01 AM

Aparna Nancherla





Dec 8 2008 9:03 PM

I am grateful that you accepted my friend request.
Wink!
Angie





Nov 27 2008 7:52 PM

Cam McHarg





Nov 27 2008 7:45 PM

Happy T-Day!
Alan Lebetkin





Nov 26 2008 8:38 PM

Thanks for being my friend!

Be sure to check out my comedy clips on FunnyOrDie and YouTube.
Become my fan on Facebook.


Yours,

Alan

"Johnny Depp"

Nathan Barnatt





Nov 17 2008 5:54 PM

Thanks Emily!!
Thirsty-Thursday.net





Nov 17 2008 2:32 PM

Sparkle Picnic: Gayisode


www. SparklePicnic. com

Joon





Nov 4 2008 11:30 PM

Holy cows i thought you were my niece b/c her name is Emily too! and you called me uncle Joon. when are we going to hang out? going up to visit dylan and leah december 12th..you going to be around?
Joon





Nov 3 2008 10:14 PM

What's up homegirl?
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY Show





Oct 22 2008 10:45 PM

huzzah

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Pistol Opera





Oct 18 2008 11:07 AM

http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=WN_UsOHpKjM

THANKS FOR ENJOYING THE AMAZING VIDEO FOR OUR SONG "OBAMA"! - Love, Pistol Opera



"OBAMA" by Pistol Opera
Listen up, people, it's a brand new day
It's time to sweep the dim, dark past away
Hear what I say!
Coming soon to the U.S.A.
The Technicolor sequel to J.F.K.
Barack Hussein Obama
No relation to Saddam or that jerk Osama
He's a man on a mission
A visionary poet slash politician
Separate the chaff from Obama the wheat
In a whitebread world, he got the meat
Makes the present state of politics obsolete
From Chicago, where fog comes on little cat feet
So haters stop running your trap talking smack
Get on the O train; stop acting wack
Like Abraham Lincoln crossed with The Mack
Once you go Barack, you never go back Check it!
Botswana to Ghana / Nobu to Benihana
Run go tell your mama about / Obama, Obama
Iraq like Vietnam-a / Barack gonna end the drama
I think youre gonna wanna vote / Obama, Obama
Got charisma and style; smart as a whip
The child of a mixed-race relationship
Born in the 60s when everything was groovy
Heidi Klum and Seal can play his parents in the movie
Came from next-to-nothing; he's a self-made man, so DAMN
Stand up! Give the brother a hand!
He got a grand slam plan to save this land
And if he can't do it, nobody can!
Joe Wilson





Oct 11 2008 12:57 AM

Emily,

Do u like swearing?

I made this. I worked really hard on it. Will u watch it?

Calavera Comedy





Sep 30 2008 4:58 AM

Calavera is BACK!!!

FREE BEER!!!

Calavera 10.03.08
Brandon Burpfart





Sep 28 2008 11:23 PM

With your iO show tonight, I'll see you twice in the same day. My EMM cup runneth over.
The Ed Galvez Punk House





Sep 13 2008 2:18 AM

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