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Hot Mess
Political Humor / Parody / Improv
Hot Mess I'll talk your balls off about Thomas Jefferson.

Female
101 years old
The Vatican
United States



Last Login: 11/15/2009
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   Hot Mess's Comedian Bio
BioE. R. Bryan is a comedian, photographer, and writer. She's funny, so like check her out.
WebsiteSomeday.
InfluencesTeddy Roosevelt.
MembersI would hate to be the curator of this museum.
TV ShowsI was once on the news.
FilmsEver hear of a little film called - "Schindler's List"?
AlbumsNo!

    Hot Mess's Interests
Generalcomedy, music, movies, history, art, presidents, politics, history, conservationism, animal conservation, history, human rights, womens rights, sex education, and history
MusicI like music.
MoviesI like movies.
TelevisionI like television.
BooksThe Divine Comedy, The Manchurian Candidate, All the King's Men, John Adams, River of Doubt: Theodore Roosevelt Darkest Journey, The Catcher in the Rye, The Color of Water, The Tao of Pooh, The Da Vinci Code (Shut up), Harry Potter series (Again, shut up), The Great Gatsby, Nineteen Eighty-Four, Time Machine, The War of the Worlds, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings series, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Butcher Boy, Me Talk Pretty, A Heart Breaking Work of Staggering Genius, Aseop's Fables, Oedipus Rex, Waiting for Godot, Importance of Being Ernest, Intelligent Life in the Universe, A Peoples History of the United States, Zero ...just to name a few.
HeroesMe.
Groups: Female Comics are FUNNYFriends of the 'Seasonal Highway'New York Underground ComicsUCBTNYCSketch Comedy Writing LeagueNYC Improv GroupiesPro-ChoiceComedians of MySpace

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     Hot Mess's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:The Vatican
Body type:8' 0"
Ethnicity:Pacific Islander
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:Post grad
Occupation:Photographer / Comedian / Artst
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Hot Mess's Schools
University College Dublin
Dublin 4, Ireland
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Master's Degree
 

2003 to 2005

   Hot Mess's Companies
Magnet Theater
New York, NY US
Photography Intern

NY Observer
New York, NY US
Photographer



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   Hot Mess's Blurbs
About me:
Who am I? Well, I am a person. ---------------------------------------------------------------------"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it." ~Winston Churchill~ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- “The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotion, spends himself in a worthy cause; who at best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement; and who at worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who have never tasted victory or defeat.” ~Theodore Roosevelt~ Emily Bryan. Get yours at bighugelabs.com/flickr MySpace Layouts You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM's MySpace Profile Editor! MySpae Layouts
Who I'd like to meet:
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Hot Mess has 399 friends.
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CAPow CAPow

CAPow CAPow



Dec 25 2008 3:34 AM

Wren

Wren



Nov 17 2008 11:55 AM

EMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!! I can't fucking wait to see you. I miss you so much.... I move back to CT on Sunday. Brian and I are craving to come to NYC, are you up for a sleepover?!
Keep in touch, love ya
Wren xoxo
Wren

Wren



Sep 16 2008 7:41 PM

Hey Em! I miss you, too! I am coming home in November.
I'll plan a day trip to NY and come see you ASAP! Love you
Johnny Holliday

Johnny Holliday



Jul 18 2008 4:52 PM

Thanks So Much For The Add
Have A great Weekend and Enjoy the Music

Focus

Focus



Jul 1 2008 4:31 AM

focus add
nicole

nicole



Jun 23 2008 6:14 AM

Photobucket
Wren

Wren



Jun 18 2008 2:56 PM

how are you, my long-lost litle sister?! miss you!!!
Tara

Tara McCormick



Apr 9 2008 4:41 PM

HI!!!! just stopping by to say that i did not make out with a magician.
4 Track!

4 Track!



Feb 22 2008 6:07 PM

the meatpacking dist has exploded with people carrying your work in their pockets. 4 hairy dudes and one sassy frass on a roof with weapons, its everywhere!
Tara

Tara McCormick



Feb 14 2008 6:58 PM

Binu

Binu



Jan 18 2008 12:21 AM

What the?!? I thought we were already friends!
IMPROV RECREATION NYC

IMPROV RECREATION  NYC



Jan 14 2008 5:58 PM

improv rec1
asterios

asterios



Jan 12 2008 12:46 AM

Hey!
Lindsay Bane

Lindsay Bane



Jan 5 2008 8:54 PM

Happy New Year!
My films, your comedy--- we have to catch up. So how about next week.
Alina

Alina Chappotin



Dec 28 2007 5:05 AM

Thanks Lady EM You're the best!!
nicole

nicole



Dec 9 2007 7:57 PM

red. the color of passion and sluttiness.
nicole

nicole



Nov 29 2007 3:54 AM

It must've been love
but it's over now.
It must've been good
but I lost it some how.
I must've been love
but it's over now.
From the moment we touched
till the time had run out.

Make believing we're together,
that I'm sheltered by your arms.
But on the outside I turn to water,
like a tear drop in your palm.

And it's a hard winters day.
I dream away.

-roxette


WHY WON'T YOU TAKE MY PHONE CALLS?! I LOVE YOU! *breaks a bottle on the floor and passes out*
Kevin

Kevin



Nov 28 2007 6:54 AM

Livin the life some consider a myth, who else, but me? Just kinda working and paying the bills, hoping to get into grad school next year, studying for the GREs at the moment and just trying get my slice of pie. How bout you, when am I gonna see E. B. on Premium Blend? I know you're keeping that up. Still in NYC?
nicole

nicole



Nov 21 2007 12:49 AM

i can't stop thinking about you, emily anastacio suellen bryan. i don't care if you're bad to for me and you don't buy me flowers and tell me that my hair smells pretty and you sleep around a lot (like...it's concerning) i love you. take me back.
Alexis

Alexis



Nov 15 2007 4:55 PM

I knew there was a reason I liked you.
aldous

aldous davidson



Nov 11 2007 6:54 PM

Hey Em! i see your all over the UCB! looks like your doing super well!!!! everything is good here on my end. we should get lunch sometime soon. what is your schedule like these days?
nicole

nicole



Nov 3 2007 6:45 AM

we didn't even have time to change our myspace relationship status...but honestly it's okay...b/c i never stopped swinging the whole 3 days.
nicole

nicole



Nov 2 2007 9:12 PM

shit. i fucked that up...i'm sorry i just made this extra akward. i meant "this relationship ISN'T working out b/c you're a total whore. hope we can still be friends." sorry 'bout that.
nicole

nicole



Nov 2 2007 3:07 AM

hey, em. this relationship is working out for me due to the fact that you're a total whore. hope we can still be friends.
nicole

nicole



Oct 31 2007 10:47 PM

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happy halloween! also...everyone...i am dating emily bryan. this is not just a rumor or a joke. we are dating. she's the boy.
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