EmoAlarm Pro5
EmoAlarm Pro5 Protect Your Internet Now!

Male
22 years old

United Kingdom



Last Login: 1/26/2007
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    EmoAlarm Pro5's Interests
GeneralDestroying Emo:
-Viruses
-Worms
-Whines
-Music
-Fringes
-Crabs
-STDs
MusicAnything but Emo? Well no country western too, that's pretty damn Emo... Ewwww

     EmoAlarm Pro5's Details
Status:Single
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes



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   EmoAlarm Pro5's Blurbs
About me:
Here's the situation... You're just happily browsing the good old internet. Maybe, browsing one of your favourite sites, perhaps myspace or some other site, something along those lines... And then out of nowhere EMO!!!!

TAKE COVER COMRADE!!!111

But now there is no need to fear good people, for EmoAlarm Pro5 is here! It will protect your internet from all those bad whiney intruders! Wipe that fringe right off their face and blow them away with EmoAlarm Pro5! The most powerful tool in the battle against that disgusting little scene.

"Presently, "emo" is code for "goddamn shitty pop punk music played by and for depressed suburban teens". It's all that Dashboard Confessional, My Chemical Romance, Linkin Park, Taking Back Sunday, and Fall Out Boy your retarded girlfriend listens to. This "music" is noted for it's complete lack of musical merit."

"It is also rumored that "emo" is the only music solely created by fetuses aborted due to advanced retardation. Only assholes listen to this stuff. "

We are currently working on a whole range of anti-emo products, so stay tuned and stay safe!

The Products in our range so far:

EmoAlarm Pro5
The ultimate way to defend yourself from the whiney emo kids whilst browsing the internet! With this program running there's no need to worry about running into those silly kids!
Black Avalanche
Tired of having big stupid floppy fringes thrown in your face? Then wash them away with this lovely little number! Garunteed to wash them emos gone! (contains cyanide)
XXX's
Mmmm, grab a spoonful of our tastiest cereal yet, garunteed to turn those sXe folk back! Contains the goodness of cocaine, beer and whisky! What else could you ask for?
Scene Beans
The best beans around! Once one person tries it you know they'll all follow like sheep. Maybe these should be scene beads? hmmm...

"Acting as modern teetotalers, Straight-edgers do not drink, smoke, think, do drugs, have fun, or have casual sex. They are also often vegan, vegetarians, or Insane. The Straight-Edgers can all be very proud of the fact that they made a militant "movement" spanning nearly three decades out of a fourty-eight second song written by a man who later decided that a little weed here and there couldn't hurt. Good job, guys."

Who I'd like to meet:
Al Gore, inventor of the Internet.
Conan the Barbarian, smiter of the Internet.
Bill Gates, the most emo guy out there.

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May 20 2008 8:46 PM

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Apr 30 2008 8:10 PM


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Nov 8 2007 7:32 AM

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Nov 7 2007 4:12 AM

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Nov 2 2007 5:04 AM




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I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that hobie has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow jells from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them.grmlin.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with jell bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from grmlin.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his package and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at grmlin.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the jells will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing.grmlin.COM
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