My family is the most important thing in my life, and most of my friends are basically family.
I believe that sometimes the only thing that can get you out of a bad mood is a good song. Music can change lives, and everyone has a story to back that up.
I can only take so much shit before I snap...
...and I usually snap in a big way.
Words like "visceral" and "existentially" turn me on.
Words like "hawt" and "phat" turn me off.
I'm kind of a dork.
You don't know what it's like to be me.
You don't know what I've lived through or how difficult it was.
Don't pretend you do.
I am obsessed with dairy products and carbohydrates. Specifically, ice cream and cereal.
I support a lot of things people find controversial. Get over it, and don't try to change my mind.
I'm really not as big of a bitch as I just made myself sound.
Well, not usually.

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