Piemerica.org Presents.. Emperor MAR

www.myspace.com/emperormar

Jesus lifted himself up on the cross and drew me.

  • Michael Reyes

  • 24 / Male
  • Cordova, Tennessee, US
  • Last Login: 11/21/2009

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  • Sep 20 2009 7:54 PM

    Thanks! I've been exposing everybody to a lot or M A R S here in Memphis. Everyone's pretty interested in Piemerica and your music! Sorry I haven't been in touch. We just got internet about 2 weeks ago.

    Also, I remembered... YOU STILL HAVE MY COPY OF SKIES OF ARCADIA!!!

    KajorBrojak
  • Apr 30 2009 8:56 PM

    skeew gnimoc eht ni yticapac lluf ot kcab eb ot epoh I!!!!!!!aciremeiP evil gnol
  • Apr 26 2009 7:42 PM

    Hmm where have I been? How have you been? hmmm?
  • Apr 22 2009 10:49 PM

    so there shall be. hey did you know you can download emulators of old game systems and get games on your PC? I downloaded the genesis emulator and have about thirty games so far .
    get the files at emulator-zone.com.
  • Apr 21 2009 9:58 PM

    my current residential placementification is as follows...176 matlock road ramer tn, 38367
  • Apr 21 2009 4:54 PM

    Im about to send you a pic of my gaming collection.
  • Apr 21 2009 4:23 PM

    just falling in
  • Mar 20 2009 10:15 PM

    thanks professor MARS. glad you came to the minglewood show.
    hope to see you in the past?
  • Mar 15 2009 7:10 PM

    hahaa no i really love N64 i'm getting a whole mario kart scene above it.
  • Jan 28 2009 2:49 PM

    If you have them online could you send me a link to songs, A Place I Could Never Ger To and A Peaceful Yet Busy Day?
  • Jan 1 2009 9:44 AM

    Thanks! Oh, and happy bluebeard! er... stringfear. Hingmeer...

    You know.
  • Dec 1 2008 1:45 PM

    ha... yea there is now no secret behind the name... although the only reason those pictures are in that order is because josh's is the only one that has a lighter background...
  • Dec 1 2008 1:18 AM

    hey thanks for the critique. Yea that version of Get Up Billie was just a rough so I could let people listen to it. Hopefully we will one day record that song in a professional setting. Yea I just got this unusual spurt of inspiration today to get those songs finished and up on my page. again thank you for the kind words and for listening to these songs. It gives me more confidence to get more wrote and finished. We will have the new Star & Micey stuff for you soon as well.
  • Nov 29 2008 9:52 PM

    thank you michael i aprecciate you for always lookin outside yourself, your a friend
  • Nov 16 2008 4:55 PM

    it's easy just act like your fling. and i think you swim in orange juice or jelly (what ever flavor you want).
  • Nov 16 2008 5:44 AM

    yeah you should man, wake up and live. and swim with the magical uni-dop-loin man.
  • Nov 15 2008 5:53 PM

    yeah i would say being dead is a bad thing, i mean your dead not alive so yeah, i bet it would be pretty boring to be dead.

    i like life man. you can ride bikes, and shoot bb guns and found rocks and stuff so yeah i like life.
  • Nov 15 2008 4:06 PM

    very true, it was boring. but hey man you got to go through that to get to this wonderful thing we call life.

Companies

  • Pie Inc.

    • Atoka, TN US
    • President
    2/24-10/28/98
  • Piemerica

    • Various, TN & KY US
    • Emperor
    10/28/98-Present
  • Brighton Elementary School

    • Brighton, TN US
    • Substitute Custodian
    9/22-11/5/00
  • Galaxy Cablevision

    • Mound Bayou, MS US
    • Cable installation assistant for my brother
    5/28/00-6/3/00, 8/9-12/00
  • Bell South

    • Memphis, TN US
    • Phone Book Delivery with my dad
    December 2003
  • Big Lots

    • Millington, TN US
    • Recovery
    11/8/05-11/28/05
  • GSI Commerce

    • Louisville, KY US
    • Picker & Troubler
    11/30/05-12/21/05
  • The Stride Rite Corporation

    • Louisville, KY US
    • 3rd Shift(!) Receiving
    1/8/06-1/20/06
  • Yokohama Tires

    • Louisville, KY US
    • Floorman (I sprained my right wrist at this job)
    2/1/06-2/3/06
  • LocTite

    • Louisville, KY US
    2/6/06
  • Personnel Management

    • Louisville, KY US
    • Office Assistant
    2/14/06-3/6/06
  • Fetter Printing

    • Lousiville, KY US
    • Direct Mail
    3/2/06
  • George E. Fern Company

    • Louisville, KY US
    • Letter Stuffer
    3/7/06-3/10/06
  • The Mid-America Trucking Show

    • Louisville, KY US
    • Badge Dispensor
    3/25/06
  • Louisville Log & Timber Home Show

    • Louisville, KY US
    • Computer Assistant
    3/31/06-4/2/06
  • Lindsey Kirby Company Distribution Inc.

    • Louisville, KY US
    • Kirby Salesman
    4/12/06-4/29/06
  • Preferred Marketing Group

    • Louisville, KY US
    • Bell South Account Manager
    5/2/06-5/22/06
  • DirecTech Southwest

    • Atoka, TN US
    • DirecTv Installtion Technician
    6/19/06-7/17/06
  • Cantebury Apartments

    • Covington, TN US
    • Apt. Maintenance
    12/18/06-3/21/07
  • Delfield

    • Covington, TN US
    • Inventory Data Entry
    2/2/07
  • Cineplanet 16

    • Atoka, TN US
    • Web Master, Graphic Designer
    3/12/07-8/11/09
  • New Life Computer Repair

    • Covington, TN US
    • The Only One
    2/25/08-3/28/08
  • Amedius

    • Cordova, TN US
    • Graphics Designer
    3/24/08-Present
  • Freelance Photographer

    • Bartlett, TN US
    • Freelance Photographer
    12/3/08-12/12/08

Details

  • Status: Married
  • Here for: Friends
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Height: 5' 11"
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / No

Blurbs

About me:

Da Emp?: My name is Michael Aaron Reyes, known on the Internet as Emperor MAR, previously known in high school as (The Joe) Legend.
About Da Emp:
  • I am a Christian which means Jesus Christ is my Lord & Savior.
  • I married to my wife, her name is Lori and we got married May 23, 2006.
  • I am Emperor of my organization called Piemerica which is based around creativity, comedy, organizing, music, and honestly anything I come up with.
  • My Biblical Excuse for Being Creative: "..the LORD God had formed out of the ground all the beasts of the field and all the birds of the air. He brought them to the man to see what he would name them.." Genesis 2:19. Meaning the 2nd job God gave Adam was to be creative.
  • I write Comedy, Lyrics/Poetry, Electronic & Comedic Music, and miscellaneous things that are strange & all of that can be found on my website Piemerica.org.
  • I have 2 comedy books out: Lesson Mania! & The Essentialness of Essentiality which are available for download as E-books (cheap!) or in Paperback (drinkable & portable).
  • I have written and designed 3 issues of my very own magazine, Piemerican Magazine over the past 5 years. Piemerican Magazine has a website.
  • Over the years I've recorded experimental electronic music under the name MARS. I've recorded over 400 tracks nearing 30 hours spanning over 40 original discs.
    MARS has a MySpace as well as a Website which includes a massive amount of details and original artwork for each 'release'.
  • I was in a band (from summer 2002-May 2005) which went by various names & recorded various CDs such as the infamous Piemerican Disc. The band was last known as Rose Garden Dream and has a MySpace as well as a Website chronicling the band's complete history and every song we recorded available for free download. Also check out former band member Egg/Muzzz's Electronic Music.
  • I have created some visual artwork in my days as a liver. You can find some untextified versions at deviantART and others on my website 1 2.
  • Indeed I am serious also and write and assortment of Lyrics & Poetry the complete collection of over 700 can be found on Piemerica.org. You can find a few scattered about on other sites too 1, Stories.
My Book
Lesson Mania!
My Magazine
Other MySpace Profiles
 Piemerica
 
 MARS
 Rose Garden Dream
Birth Date:  September 1, 1985 12:15 P.M. Pacific Time (2:15 Central)
CiCi's Pizza Record:  40 Pieces 9/1/07

I once wrote down virtually everything I did especially the "funny" things.
Went 2478 days (6 years, 9 months, 13 days) without a haircut (October 5, 1998-July 17, 2005).

Interests

  • General

    Please note that everything found listed under my interests are real links to real places.
    Loves: Jesus, Lori, Piemerica
    Writing:
    Comedy, Lyrics, Music

    Music

    My Top 10 Artists:
    10. Garrison Starr
    9. The Sunshine Fix
    8. Nickel Creek
    7. Sigur Rós
    6. At the Drive-In/The Mars Volta
    5. Neutral Milk Hotel
    4. The Beach Boys
    3. Olivia Tremor Control
    2. RADIOHEAD
    1. Glen Phillips/Toad the Wet Sprocket
    My Top 10 Albums:
    10. ágætis byrjun -Sigur Rós
    9. Music from the Unrealized Film Script, Dusk at Cubist Castle -The Olivia Tremor Control
    8. Blind Melon -Blind Melon
    7. On Avery Island - Neutral Milk Hotel
    6. Winter Pays For Summer -Glen Phillips
    5. Pale -Toad the Wet Sprocket
    4. Acrobatic Tenement -At the Drive-In
    3. Ok Computer -RADIOHEAD
    2. Bread & Circus -Toad the Wet Sprocket
    1. Smile -Brian Wilson
    Artists I listen to by Frequency
    Monthly or better:
    Glen Phillips/Toad the Wet Sprocket, RADIOHEAD, Olivia Tremor Control, The Beach Boys/Brian Wilson, Sigur Rós, Garrison Starr, Star & Micey/Joshua Andrew Cosby..Ge-off Smythe, MARS, Dan Wilson, Sufjan Stevens, Unbelievable Truth/Andy Yorke
    2-3 Months
    Neutral Milk Hotel, At the Drive-In/The Mars Volta, Nickel Creek, The Sunshine Fix, Counting Crows, Nirvana, R.E.M., Blind Melon, Mutual Admiration Society, Jars of Clay, Caedmon's Call, Van Morrison, Beck, U2, Robert Randolph & the Family Band, Of Montreal, Circulatory System, Chris Tomlin, "Weird" Al Yankovic, Rich Mullins, The Apples in Stereo, The Incredible String Band
    4-6 Months
    Live, Better Than Ezra, M(arshmallow) Coast, Sparta, Collective Soul, Amiina, Gin Blossoms, Essex Green, Gillian Welch, Camelopardalis, Rose Garden Dream, Black Swan Network, Watkins Family Hour
    7-12 Months
    Alice in Chains, Pipes You See Pipes You Don't, Thursday, Christopher O'Riley, Elf Power, Shapes and Sizes, Danielson Familie, Sad Song Co., Carman, Chris Thile, Sean Watkins, Candlebox, Lapdog, Jerry Cantrell
    Arists I've discovered in the past 6 months which I really enjoy
    Gary Wilson, Marvin Gaye, Yeasayer, Band of Horses, The Four Tops, The Residents
    Arists I've discovered in the past 6 months which I haven't listened to much
    The Blind Boys of Alabama, Jim Ward, The Avett Brothers, De Facto, M Ward, Lucky Soul, Idlewild, John Cage
    1 Year or more
    Elvis Presley, Black Lab, Woodburning Project, The Shaggs, khyber.pass, The Afghan Whigs, Major Organ and the Adding Machine, ed, Fastball, Meat Puppets, metaOrphic, The Observatory, The Offspring, Goo Goo Dolls, Himalayans, K's Choice, Third Eye Blind

    Television
    I was watching tv.. then it was watching me...
    Watch whenever I can: The Simpsons, The Office, TNA Impact!, King of the Hill, Psych, Pushing Daises, The Colbert Report
    Watch occasionally:
    Late Night with Conan O'Brien, The Moment of Truth, 'Til Death, How I Met Your Mother
    Watch from the Web:
    Angry Video Game Nerd, Nostalgia Critic, ScrewAttack, Onion News Network
    See my Hulu Profile for good info on this subject.

    Books
    : The Bible, Dictionary, & anything that tastes good.

    Books I've Written and On Sale
    The Essentialness of Essentiality
    Lesson Mania!

    Movies
    I'm not much of a movie watcher but here are a few I've enjoyed.
    Forest Gump, I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, Back to the Future Trilogy, Star Wars & superhero/comic book movies, Babe, West Side Story, The Grapes of Wrath, RV, Fallen, Unbreakable, To Kill a Mockingbird

    Video Games
    WWF No Mercy, Shenmue Series, Sonic The Hedgehog Series, Final Fight, Nights into Dreams, Phantasy Star I & II, Doom, 2D Mario Bros. Series

    Places I've Lived
    San Diego, CA~ September 1, 1985 (Birth)-1986
    Leo De Cardines, Mexico~ 1986-1987
    Ripley, TN~ 1987-1994
    Memphis, TN~ 1994-1996 (2 Locations)
    Millington, TN~ Spring 1996-November 1996
    Atoka, TN~ November 1996-November 12, 2004 (5 Locations)
    Brighton, TN~ November 12, 2004-March 2005
    Millington, TN~ April 2005-November 28, 2005
    Louisville, KY~ November 28, 2005-May 24, 2006
    Millington, TN~ May 24, 2006-December 17, 2006
    Covington, TN~ December 18, 2006-January 16, 2009 (2 Locations)
    Cordova, TN~ January 17, 2009-Present

    Schools I've Went To
    Ripley Elementary School
    Grades K-3 Aug. 22, 1990-1994
    Lauderdale Middle School
    Grade 4 Some of Fall 1994
    Willow Oaks Elementary School
    Grade 4 Fall 1994-1995?
    Whitney Elementary School
    Grade (4?) 5 1995-1996
    Millington South Elementary School
    Grade 5 Spring 1996
    Millington Middle School
    Grade 6 Aug.-November 1996
    Munford Middle School
    Grades 6-8 Nov. 1996-May 1999
    Munford High School
    Grades 9-12 Aug. 1999-May 7, 2003
    Tennessee Technology Center at Covington
    Sept. 5, 2006-Nov. 21, 2007
    "Churches" I've Attended
    Lakeview Open Bible Church

    Ripley, TN August 1987-???
    Grace Baptist Church

    Ripley, TN 1990?-1993?
    Hales Point Baptist Church
    Halls, TN 1993?-1994
    Range Hills Baptist Church
    Memphis, TN 1994?-1996
    Second Baptist Church Millington
    Millington, TN 1996-1998?
    Rialto Baptist Church
    Covington, TN 1998?-Jan. 16, 2000
    Lifeway Baptist Fellowship
    Munford, TN Jan. 9, 2000-Sept. 23, 2003
    True Life Church
    Brighton, TN Nov. 2, 2003-April 3, 2005
    First Baptist Church Millington
    Millington, TN April 10, 2005-Nov. 13, 2005
    Cornerstone Christ Fellowship
    Brandenburg/Louisville, KY Dec. 4, 2005-May 14, 2006
    True Life Church
    Munford, TN June 4, 2006-June 2008
    Promise
    Brighton, TN June 2008-Present

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