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Kelly

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  • Kelly Shpeley

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  • Last Login: 11/22/2009

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About me:

ZING! I am a human.

Who I'd like to meet:

Prolly pirates, and also aliens.

Hotties For Sale!

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Details

  • Status: Swinger
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: Island of Misfit Toys
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 5" / Athletic
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
  • Children: Love kids, but not for me
  • Drink: Yes
  • Occupation: Monkey Spanker

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Comments

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  • GYRECK

    Jun 25 2009 4:32 PM

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    Hey Kelly , GYRECK just sent kisses to some of his favorite people. Show him your appreciation by kissing him back now!



    *hugz*


    /;]'


    - GYRECK


  • GYRECK

    Jun 25 2009 4:32 PM

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    GYRECK just rated you *CUTE*





    ..



    *hugz*


    /;]'


    - GYRECK



  • kIENAN

    Jun 25 2009 4:32 PM


    Lily Richeson from Inertia will be playing geetar!



  • GYRECK

    Jun 25 2009 4:32 PM

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    GYRECK just rated you *HOT*





    ..



    *hugz*


    /;]'


    - GYRECK


  • Art By Gyreck

    May 12 2009 7:18 PM

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    I just kissed you.
    Click here to kiss me back!



    /;]'


    - GYRECK



  • GYRECK

    May 7 2009 6:36 AM

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    I just kissed you.

    Click here to kiss me back!



    /;]'


    - GYRECK


  • viking

    Apr 18 2009 6:58 AM

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    Hey Kelly , I just bought you as my PET!
    Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!


    This is for fun, I think.

  • Hollywood Jewelry Desig…Just banged Ur mom

    Apr 14 2009 5:27 AM

    you have to kill the person that put the curse on you.
    :P

    XXX
  • viking

    Apr 4 2009 1:16 AM

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    Hey Kelly , I just bought you as my PET!
    Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!


    Hi, I hope you are having a good weekend!

  • Bubzee's Art

    Mar 17 2009 9:10 PM

    kelly your fucked.

    this is why i love you so much.

    write me! while i have an address!
    i..m moving back into wayne soon so send me all your fucked up writing ina note, so i can smell you. and draw me a god damn picture.
  • Bubzee's Art

    Mar 17 2009 9:11 PM

    and your page looks dank.

    theres a big red ball lookinng at me tho, which i dont know kelly what you doing with that.
  • GYRECK

    Mar 11 2009 2:51 AM



    ..


    >:]'


    - GYRECK


  • lola demo

    Mar 6 2009 4:09 PM

    thanks for the friendship.
    I'm collecting monkey spankers
    xx lola
  • Bubzee's Art

    Feb 25 2009 4:41 PM

    kelly i can smelly you from here.
    i love you
  • GYRECK

    Feb 21 2009 10:08 PM


    *raises eyebrow*


    fi dollar amurican ?


    *carries to hotel room*


    *narration censored*


    >;]'

    - GYRECK


  • × Lucifer ×Taylor Womack

    Feb 12 2009 12:44 PM

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    × Lucifer × wants you to join their band in Rockstars, a game where you can form bands with your friends and play gigs, battle rival bands, and become famous on MySpace!

    Join × Lucifer ×'s Band!

  • GYRECK

    Feb 12 2009 9:40 AM

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    I just kissed you.

    Click here to kiss me back!



    /;]'


    - GYRECK


  • GYRECK

    Feb 14 2009 8:48 PM

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    I just kissed you.

    Click here to kiss me back!




    /;]'


    - GYRECK



  • viking

    Feb 15 2009 10:08 AM

    Hi Kelly, I know that I am a day late, but I wanted to wish you a Happy Valentine's Day anyway.
    I hope that you have a good weekend!
  • GYRECK

    Jan 30 2009 3:12 AM

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    GYRECK wants to buy you on Hotties for Sale.

    CLICK HERE to show him you're out of his price range!

                        



    /;]'


    - GYRECK


  • GYRECK

    Jan 30 2009 3:12 AM






    /:]'

    - GYRECK


  • GYRECK

    Jan 10 2009 7:25 PM

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    Hey Kelly !

    I think you are one of my HOTTEST FRIENDS, so I nominated you for my Hot Friends list.
    But are you really HOT enough to be on Hotties for Sale? Find out!

    Click here to see which Hotties have already been purchasing YOU!

    Click here to accept the nomination to my Hot List!



    /;]'


    - GYRECK



  • Oriental Pearls

    Jan 8 2009 8:52 PM

    HAPPY NEW YEAR AND MAY YOUR WISHES COME TRUE IN 2009!! PEACE&BLESS
  • Mandy

    Dec 28 2008 8:20 PM

    happy birthday!
  • ARI Films

    Dec 23 2008 12:06 AM

    Click the Gun to View Youmankind - the Video

    Youmankind - Connect

Interests

  • General

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  • Music

    I like some of it. Classical Dub Step Drum and Bass Traditional Japanese Folk music

  • Movies

    Science of sleep, Waking Life, Scanner Darkly, A series of Unfortunate Events, Kill Bill, ...running theme..Weird Surreal..Dark....

  • Television

    Venture Brothers.Robot Chicken.Family Guy.South Park. Watching these and liking them is required for my friendship.

  • Books

    I read a lot. Although I enjoy some fiction, I am predominately a non-fiction reader. Astrophysics, neuroscience, alternative technologies: these are what I generally like to read about. I like Mark Twain, because some of his shtick matches my shtick. As far as fiction goes I like: "The Life of Pi" "The Wasp Factory" "The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy" Those are my faves, but I have read plenty. I'm just ULTRA picky.

  • Heroes

    NOT MARTYRS. I didn't ask, so don't do it and say you did it for me.

Companies

  • I am my company

    • Nelson, BC CA
    • Artist

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