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  • The Empire Revue

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  • PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island, US
  • Last Login: 10/1/2009

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FULL-TILT VARIEY SHOW at AS220!
Hosted by local musician/storyteller Keith Munslow
EMPIRE REVUE
 brings you sketch comedy, improv, musical interludes, burlesque, special guests and general devilment, on the first Sunday of every month!
The next show is:
Sunday, October 4th

8:00 pm • $8 (still cheaper than a movie!)
AS220 - 115 Empire St., Providence RI
Featuring:
sizzling music by: Superchief Trio
and your favorite funnybone fondlers,
The Sparkling Beatniks
Richard Goulis, Hannah Devine, Kate Lohman & our special Beatnik-in-Training Madeline Trainor (plus material from our far-flung Beatniks Eric Fulford and Marya Errin Jones!)..
Presenting a raft of talented local performers the likes of which you have never seen!


Empire Revue is sponsored by:
EMPIRE LOAN
 North Main Street, Providence RI
Visit us at:
empirerevue.com & blogspot
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  • BillBill Wood

    Aug 6 2009 8:05 PM

    Where am I?  I suddenly feel different.  What happened?  Do I know you?  What is this place?  Hmmm....Can I help you?
  • BillBill Wood

    Jun 11 2009 1:55 AM

    HAH!!! Take that! I made all your friends leave your MySpace Fecal Page! No one says anything but me now! That's because only I know what art really is and you don't. And that is what I proved to you knuckleheads last Sunday. You are finally getting what you deserve! Your beds in He** are waiting for you all.
    Signed,
    Bill Wood, from The Regency
  • BillBill Wood

    May 6 2009 1:26 PM

    I did not take the squirrel. It looks like that filthy rodent finally came to his senses and went on to follow the correct path, leaving you miscreant troglodytes behind. You've seen the last of him! Good riddance! HA! Take That!
  • BillBill Wood

    Apr 15 2009 4:57 AM

    You people, and I use the term sparingly, you are actually closer to demons than people, I have had about enough of your running around my beautiful city of Providence RI desecrating the ground. Your filthy antics at the ASS20 are nothing less than despicable. This "Revue" as you call it, will be your own undoing. You'll see. With all the pain and suffering in the world, you just add to it rather than trying to solve the problem. That last show with the Russian Bunny stealing Easter eggs from the public was simply disgusting. You will all rot in Lucifer's fireplace for getting the poor little Irish girl drunk. That's not art, that's just more fecal. Shame unto you and your followers.

    Bill Wood
  • kimlamothe

    Apr 7 2009 12:22 AM

    I had a blast!!! Thanks for having me what fun!
  • Imbolg

    Apr 6 2009 11:11 PM

    Thanks for the add
  • kimlamothe

    Apr 3 2009 10:10 PM

    pumped for sunday! woohoo
  • BillBill Wood

    Feb 3 2009 3:55 AM

    My ears have been bleeding ever since I heard that She-Devil-Harpie's Siren Song last night. If I had stayed any longer the Devil himself surely would have taken me. Now you have done it. Now you have really made me mad. You are all fecal mongers. Live by the fecal, die by the fecal, mark my words. I'll be back, and you wont get rid of me so easy next time.
  • BillBill Wood

    Jan 8 2009 2:39 AM

    You had to bring that poor little Irish girl back didn't you. She was perfectly happy doing missionary work with the heathen savages overseas and you again forced her to be a part of your putrid sewer called The Empire Revue! If you could only see how evil you are. But you never will, because you think that is art, and it isn't, it's evil. It's evil fecal. I will be back on February 1st to taunt you again and I won't give up until I send you into hiding for good. The end is near!
  • NOKTURNAL

    Dec 28 2008 12:54 PM

    Hey, just wanted to let you know (or remind you :) that Nokturnal is returning to the Century Lounge next Saturday (Jan 3rd) for a one-shot reunion event - with guest DJ Vudu from Darq/Salem and a live band performance by Doomsday Virus!

    Happy holidays and hope to see you there!



    (21+, $8, 9pm - 2am, Century Lounge at 150 Chestnut St, Providence, RI)
  • BillBill Wood

    Dec 13 2008 4:26 PM

    You have gone too far. You have defiled the good name and reputation of Santa Claus. Your last show on December 7th was disgusting as usual. Santa Claus never ever got that drunk. And never have I seen such blatant disregard for ribbon candy in all my life. Ribbon candy is a holiday staple and to belittle that just shows how low you are willing to go. The end of your little charade is close to the end and I will soon be dancing a jig on the grave of the so-called Empire Revue.
  • BillBill Wood

    Nov 8 2008 2:09 AM

    McCain was robbed of the presidency! I know for a fact that he had more votes then that other one. It is all your fault. I know you sent out your devilish legions to all the polling places and changed the votes on the computer. You are not fooling anyone. And if you think this is far-fetched, think again Mr. Tall-Boy! The right man for the job of president is a true hero, John McCain, and you stole the election with your poisonous shenanigans at the ASS20. I don't care if the other guy is Irish or not, he's not my president. You'll see. McCain in 2012!
  • Hannah Devine

    Nov 2 2008 3:08 PM

    boogie boogie boogie
  • BillBill Wood

    Oct 11 2008 1:13 PM

    Well, you are sad sad people. Now I know the depths of your depravity. Shame on all of you for invoking the demons of HE** once again with your sick displays of the fecal. Once I can see again I will down there in full force. I will make sure you stop your evil-doing ways.
  • BillBill Wood

    Sep 9 2008 12:19 AM

    I caught you in the act!! You thought you could get away with teaching innocent children to draw pictures of the devil himself didn't you? But I know what you are up to. Those audience members in your show last night saw the photos I showed them and now they know. Your finished. You'll never work in this town again. The schools and libraries have been contacted and you are toast! My work is done. Although I will never rest easy as long as you have those disgusting displays of pagan worship you try to pass off as entertainment at the ASS20. Your show last night was no different. Women taking off their clothes, foreigners singing silly songs, puppet shows that no one understands especially your drunken audience, Egyptian mummies screaming, mermaids and lesbonians! Shame on you. After my cataract surgery heals completely I will be back in October to make your spread of the fecal stop for good!PhotobucketPhotobucket
  • SIGNS OF LIFE

    Aug 26 2008 8:29 PM

    Please come check out the NEW SONGS on our page
    and let us know what you think....

    We've got a NEW Website too!
    Getting ready for the release of our CD
    WATERS RISE
    in September.
  • SIGNS OF LIFE

    Aug 22 2008 8:15 PM

    Just wanted to let you know about an awesome Blues Show tonight....
  • BillBill Wood

    Jul 8 2008 4:13 AM

    You tried to run but you couldn't hide! You thought you could escape me didn't you? I found you in that other cesspool of pollution, Perishable Theatre! Why anyone would want you and your kind in their establishment only to further poison our society with your trash is beyond my comprehension.
    Any idiot could tell those photos of me and that dirty girl claiming to be my daughter were fakes. That is almost laughable. If you think I would take my clothes off in public you are sicker than I thought. You are just lucky I am not suing you for slander. And thanks to you my cataract surgery was a failure. And don't think that will stop me. I can still see through your fecal saturated antics. Ha! And now that I am fully recovered from my concussion, I'll be back again and again to stop you. Who wants to see a grown man with a saddle on his back being ridden by a half naked woman? Not me. And you should put that poor anorexic Spanish boy in the hospital. Shame on you again for exploiting the under privileged. A pox on you and all those heathen drunken fiends you call an audience.
  • BillBill Wood

    Jun 8 2008 4:07 PM

    I am sure you will be happy to hear that I have been in the hospital. It seems my cataract surgery failed and I also had a mild concussion from a fall. But that wont stop me from coming down to spoil your little playhouse fun time at ASS20 on July 6th. I would tell you more of what I thought about your last show but since my fall I haven't been able to remember much from the last few days. But one thing is certain, you had more disgusting, foul-mouthed degenerates up there talking off their clothes and shaking those parts that always should be covered. The Devil himself is setting the table in He** for you and all of your accomplices.
  • Anne's Cordial

    Jun 3 2008 1:43 PM

    Thanks so much for having us! It was a blast, and the band was awesome!
  • Astro Al

    May 29 2008 12:11 AM

    thanks for letting us park our flying saucer here.
  • Downtown ProvidenceProvidence Downtown

    May 28 2008 9:25 PM

    Check out our Community Information Kiosks to post your upcoming events.
    Dorrance St. next to Avis and Weybosset and Union St.
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  • BillBill Wood

    May 19 2008 8:53 PM

    Your last show on May 4th was just as much a fiasco as the one before it. You're just lucky I had recent cataract surgery or I might have come up there myself and throttled you with my own bare hands. You did have that poor Irish girl on again singing a song which wasn't half that bad with that bird-girl behind her. But that other one, the tall, dirty girl was twirling her private parts so much that I lost my balance and almost fell down. I would have sued you if I broke my hip. If I had my way all of your disgusting preverted hooligans down there at the ASS20 would be fed to the lions. I'm a simple man, a decent man, and I have had it with your antics. The next time I see you, on June 1st I won't be so nice.
    And take my picture off your computer!
  • Wyldberriez

    May 17 2008 2:33 AM

    Hey The Empire Revue, I just bought you as my PET!
    Click to find out how much I think you're worth!




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  • BillBill Wood

    Apr 12 2008 12:45 PM

    I didn't think you could ever do it but you did. You sunk to a new low. How is it it possible you find such degenerates to be on that stage? You must be scouring the prisons and loony bins of Rhode Island to get these "people" to perform these hideous acts. That tall naked girl was mocking the founding Fathers with her painted body undulating to what only could be described as The Devil's Music! And those singing Brothers? I should have washed their mouths out with soap myself! And on top of that, I am pretty sure one of them is a woman! There was more fecal per second in this show than in the entire history of your stinking existence. ASS20 will be shut down if I have my way, and all of you maniacs will flushed back down into the giant cess pool where you came from! You can rest assured that I will be back on your next show on May 4 to stop your foolishness.