Jay Cowit (related to the Enemy's through common law marriage)
vocals, guitar
Billy Boy Enemy
bass, vocals
Benny Enemy
moral support thus far
Cletus Enemy
slide guitar, mandolin, harmonica
Larney Enemy
piano, organ, accordion
Emily Enemy
vocals
Kblant Enemy
viola
Mary Jo Butafuco Enemy
viola
Jeb Enemy
guitar, vocals
Eddie Enemy
keyboards
Slim Enemy
trumpet
Influences
John Prine, Ravi Shankar, and Slayer. These were the only three LP's availible in the Enemy Household for 18 years under the cold hard rule of Bertha Enemy, mother to all the Enemy brothers and at least two of the neighboring Lowbrow Sisters, who though while considered neighborly because of their proximity to the Enemy farm, were actually at least 55 miles yonder up the road. When Bertha passed on due to an unfortunate incident with two cows, a '97 Ford Escort, three spoons and a dirty hammer, some of the older brothers were able to sneak in various second hand vinly records from time to time, but these were invariably and inevitably used as plates for dinner when company was present. Which was never.
Sounds Like
Find out for yourself. There are a few tracks here on our page.
You can visit The Cabinfest Page to hear our full set from Cabinfest 2006.
We'll also have an album out soooooon...
Till then, watch this video!
!!! SEE WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT JAY COWIT AND THE ENEMY'S and THEIR INCREDIBLE APOSTROPHE!!:
"no, i was serious. it's not funny. i'm not adding you.
and i hope you understand that even if you meant it as a joke, you're going to wind up with the intellectual folks (even the cool ones) saying fuck that. it's irritating. it's not confusing, it just makes you look stupid.
have fun with your experiment, and best of luck."
-Intelligent Myspace Patron
NOW FOR THE BIO!
39 Inbred backcountry brothers learned to play instruments on various things around the broken down Enemy household, and subsequently became an ambient country band, despite never hearing anything of the sort, or really ever meeting anyone that wasn't a father or brother or both.
Jay Cowit, an alligator farmer by trade, moved into the brothers' small town, unnamed in hopes of keeping the civilized world away from the strange and terrible Enemy's. He was driving very fast and would have left quickly had he not hit a very large and surly old woman in the middle of a fairly well lit and straight road. He wasn't intoxicated, although the now deceased woman in question had been quite drunk off what the authorites classified as bathtub moonshine, with some traces of lighter fluid and at least some amount of butter. He drove the corpse to the nearest light he could find, which happened to be caused by three of the viscious Enemy brothers lighting a small animal on fire. As things turned out, the animal in question was a medium size alligator, small only because each of the Enemy brothers has hands 5-6 times larger than any known man south of Tennessee and east of Ohio. None the less, the Enemy's were and remain clumsey at best, and at worst, worthless assholes, and so upon turning to look at the oncoming car, the first mechanical technology the brothers had ever seen, the alligator leaped up and bit the third thumb (yes, yes, keep reading) of Leroy Enemy, the 24th youngest Enemy. Leroy gave a freightful scream as his 5-6 times extra-average thumb fell to the ground, with the alligator chewing it like saltwater taffy. At this point, Cowit, who had driven all the way up the garbage littered driveway, saw the situation, sprung out of the car, and jumped quickly on top of the gator. Using his training of 30 years on the mean hard competitive alligator wrestling ciruit (1974 Kansas District Champ), he straightened the alligator up like an ironing board and chucked it end over end into the Enemy household, which proceeded to explode in a near mushroom cloud (the Enemy's had lived on the early testing ground of both the Tuskeegee experiments and the manhattan project).
Luckily, none of the Enemy brother died in the explosion, as most were spending the day fishing in a large puddle that had formed slightly outside their property when a deer had been struck by a '97 Ford Escort and had subsequently liquified. Indeed, upon seeing the feat of Mr. Cowit, as well as having nowhere to live, the Enemy brothers en masse decided to follow him whereever he'd turn to. This seemed fine to Cowit, who had wanted to quit Gator wrastlin' for years, and start an ambient country western band. What is country without big hands, ya know? Besides, the fact that he happened to have the brothers' dead mother in his backseat escaped no one. But the whiskey and drugs eventually helped that.
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Hey Jay Cowit and the Enemys! We’ll release our debutalbum at september 21st, 2007! A few days ago we posted one of the “Sattelite Bay”-songs and the very first press-reactions on our profile. Check it out if you like! We’re curious about your reactions! Thanks for watching! Thanks for listening! Long Distance Calling (Dave)
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I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with cap bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from PARJAB.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
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I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that worden has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow caps from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them.DBOWL.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with cap bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from DBOWL.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at DBOWL.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the caps will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing.DBOWL.COM
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All girls are lying big time wene they say that size dosent matter.
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that Joey has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. SYSHOT.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from SYSHOT.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at SYSHOT.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. SYSHOT.COM
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Ok so now is the time, better now then never to tell you the truth about what all girls have on their mind and how they lie when they say that size does not matter. Take it from me, I am living proof that can confirm for you that the size and thickness of your prick does mean so much to all girls and if you can not satisfy a girl like the guys with big meatpoles do, then they will find a guy who can.
My bro Sammy heard about these enlarge pills on myspace a few months back and he ordered like nine bottles of the stuff, I know cause I found them stashed under his bed and he caught me snooping then told me all about his secret and that they made him grow almost 3 inches in two months and it got real thick too. He got them from this site just copy and paste it in your browser. GCOFE.COM
Best of all, the pills do work, Sam is living proof and I have no reason to lie for him, all the girls surround him now like he is some celeb, and he says its all cause of these little goodies from GCOFE.COM
Oh ya, just so you know, they guarentee that the pills work on any man or you get whatever you paid right back, so instead of thinking about doing it, just go to GCOFE.COM now and show the ladies what you are made of.
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Ok so now is the time, better now then never to tell you the truth about what all girls have on their mind and how they lie when they say that size does not matter. Take it from me, I am living proof that can confirm for you that the size and thickness of your prick does mean so much to all girls and if you can not satisfy a girl like the guys with big meatpoles do, then they will find a guy who can.
My bro Sammy heard about these enlarge pills on myspace a few months back and he ordered like nine bottles of the stuff, I know cause I found them stashed under his bed and he caught me snooping then told me all about his secret and that they made him grow almost 3 inches in two months and it got real thick too. He got them from this site just copy and paste it in your browser. EGMAC.COM
Best of all, the pills do work, Sam is living proof and I have no reason to lie for him, all the girls surround him now like he is some celeb, and he says its all cause of these little goodies from EGMAC.COM
Oh ya, just so you know, they guarentee that the pills work on any man or you get whatever you paid right back, so instead of thinking about doing it, just go to EGMAC.COM now and show the ladies what you are made of.
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Hey Jay Cowit and the Enemys! How are you? It’s been a little awhile. Listening to any new music?
Things have been busy here in NYC - On March 1st I released my first CD “Introducing Danny Ross!” which is now on sale on my profile and itunes. My new site dannyrossmusic.com is also up and running. Would you mind stopping by and signing up for the email list? I hope all is well and be sure to keep in touch! – Best, Danny
