Nemr
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Lebanon



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The Final Show of the Funniest Weekly Comedy Night to Ever Hit Lebanon!


Free Entrance, Hope to see you there! One Love




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Physical Training (Gym, Karate), Giving People something to Laugh at, Guitar, Music, Anime, Reading, Life in General
MusicMan, I hate people who come out and say "I listen to everything!" and then it turns out they can name two bands, metallica and christina aguilera. So guess what, I listen to everything! haha No seriously, I am into lots of music cause, quite simply, if its good music its good music, so from heavy metal to jazz to hip hop to classical it is all good (pop is a disaster, however, save for Michael Jackson, ain't no body got Shit on Michael) For the sake of the argument, a select few favorites would be Napalm Death, Kreator, Sepultura, Death, Rage Against the Machine, Beastie Boys, Five Deez, Budda Brand, Nujabes, The Japanese hip hop scene in general, Portishead, Radiohead, Asian Kung-Fu Generation, etc...
MoviesOld Boy; Spring, Summer, Winter, Autumn... and Spring; Grave of the Fire Flies; Leon the Professional; Dracula Dead and Loving it (Mel Brooks is a Genius); Steam Boy; Akira; Hero; House of Flying Daggers; Fearless; The Hulk; La Fabouleux Destin d'Amelie Poulin; Kung-Fu Hustle; Drunken Master, Fist of Fury, The Matrix, Seven Samurai, Ghost in the Shell, etc...
TelevisionBerserk, One Piece, Naruto (before the filler nightmare), Samurai Champloo, Cowboy Bebop, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Samurai 7, Ghost in the Shell, etc...
BooksThese are some of the books that, either directly or indirectly, influenced me in a way that changed the course of my life. Kane and Abel by Jeffrey Archer; Roots by Alex Hailey, A Time to Kill by John Grisham (all his books are outstanding), They Dare to Speak Out by Paul Findley, Palace Walk by Najib Mahfouz, Death in Beirut (or Tawaheen Beirut) by Tawfic Yusuf Awwad (the university where I studied is in this!), Crime and Punishment by Fyodr Dostoevsky, The Stand by Stephen King, All I Really Need to know I Learned in Kindergarten by Robert Fulghum, Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson (everything in the series), Comic Books (X-Men, Spider Man, Bat Man, the whole deal), and many many many more, I will add more as life goes on!
HeroesChe Guevara and Gatsu



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Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate



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CHECK OUT THE RADIO ADVERTISEMENT FOR MY SHOW PHONE TAPS ON MIX FM THE MIDDLE EAST'S NO.1 RADIO STATION!!!

The Mix FM Phone Taps with Nemr

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CHECK OUT THE FOLLOWING FOUR VIDEOS!!!

THIS IS A SMALL CLIP FROM ONE MY WEEKLY SHOWS AT THE HOTEL DE VILLE, ENJOY!!
Acne, America, and some Aspects of life in Lebanon in General

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THIS IS A SMALL CLIP FROM ONE OF MY SETS WHILE HOSTING THE AUB IMPROV COMPETITION THIS YEAR - GOOD TIMES!
Trance and Dating in Lebanon

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THIS IS A SLIDE SHOW FROM MY DEBUT PERFORMANCE AT THE HOTEL DE VILLE, MARCH 7, 2007, 1 hour 10 minute SET, 113 PEOPLE, GOOD TIMES GOOD TIMES


THIS IS A PERFORMANCE OF MINE AT AN IMPROVISATION COMPETITION AT THE AMERICAN UNIVERSITY OF BEIRUT. ENJOY!!!!
Improv Stand-up

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THIS VIDEO BELOW IS THE RESULT OF THE BELIEF OF CERTAIN INDIVIDUALS THAT THEY ARE ACTUALLY GOOD AT KARAOKE AND HAVE A FUTURE AS SINGERS, A REMINDER, NEVER TAKE YOURSELF SERIOUSLY!!!
The way Karaoke is Meant to be Sung

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if.U.seek.amy&;hearts

if.U.seek.amy&;hearts



Sep 25 2008 10:43 AM

happy birthday buddy!:)
♥Tanya♥

Tanya Akl



Sep 24 2008 10:04 AM

A pre happy birthday to you! Happy birthday nemr
♥Tanya♥

Tanya Akl



Apr 12 2008 7:42 PM

hey nemr:D i love your myspcae layout!! it's so freaking cool how did u do that???:O) lol i cant wait till you have another show.
so that THIS TIME!!! I WILL GO!!:D:D:D LOL:)
Tania

Tania



Feb 13 2008 12:55 PM

Hey Nemr! I came to get tickets to watch you read poetry and i was told that it is sold out! What kind of insanity are you waging? :)
many kisses from once again alcohol-free me.
Mortanious

George El-khoury



Dec 1 2007 6:58 AM

And I made a lot of grammer mistakes and typos I know.
It is 1 am and I just woke up from sleeping through a comedian's performace and the Sarah Silverman Program, I can't see the letters clearly at all!

Oh God man I feel like I am going to burst from excitement cause I will see you in 11 days!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!!!!
I need to talk to you too bitch, so send me a message when you can talk so I can call you.
Mortanious

George El-khoury



Dec 1 2007 6:53 AM

Hey bro I forgot to tell you that I check the $400 PS3 a while ago, and for you I think is worth it.
What it is missing is backwards compatibility, the multi-memory card readers, and instead of 4 USB slots it has 2; it is 40GB and still has its HDMI out.

1- You have a PS2 so you don't need backwards compatability.
2- Mutli-memory card reader is kind of useless (oooh I can see myself on a TV, look at my face on that resolution, really brings my deformaties out!)
3- You don't need more than 40GB in Lebanon because seriously you are not going to download game demos on Rimal's connection or any conneciton in Lebanon hehehehe XD .
4- You still have HDMI out when you get a 1080p 40" Sony Bravia from the money you make from comedy :P
5- When did we ever play 4 players on one screen for an FPS multi-player game, so 2 USB ports is enough hehehehehe.
Çårêlê§§ Whï§þêr§

Çårêlê§§ Whï§þêr§



Nov 29 2007 9:45 PM

your trance and dating video is amazing !!
Mortanious

George El-khoury



Nov 24 2007 11:28 AM

Boom Ska7 boom boom Ska7, Let me fix it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You can add 1 pieces! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, La2 man la2, What this? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
I have 6 breats! WAIR!!
The Boom ska7 boom boom ska7, The Boom ska7 boom boom ska7, The Boom ska7 boom boom ska7!
Mortanious

George El-khoury



Nov 24 2007 11:23 AM

La2 man la2, KFC is too funny! NO NO NO MAN! LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA2 NTEK WIJJE!!!!!!!! Boom ska7 boom ska7 boom boom! LA LA LA LA! NO MAN I CAN'T BREATHE!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAIIIR!!!! Orphan BREAST!!! KISS IKHTA!! AIRY BI RABBAK RA7 MOOOT!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Mortanious

George El-khoury



Nov 20 2007 8:56 AM

I got a compilation from "Spitfire Records" the ones that have TestAment. The compilation is kind of the best of TestAment but it has live stuff. Kicks Ass as usual. Anyways the thing is it says on the inside: "TestAmenT are back, words spread that they are going to record an new album soon, TestAmenT will hit you with more Thrash Metal than you can handle"
AKHO MANYOUKE!!! KISS IKHTA!!!

On other news, I am going tomorrow to buy Unreal Tournament III Collector's Edition comes with a figurine of the main guy you always fight at the end and kills you 100 times before you kill him in every Unreal Tournament LOL.
I will check the PS3 stats as well.

Also check this out:
"Brian May, rock star and astrophysicist of a doctrate degree, has been appointed chancellor of Liverpool John Moores University.

May will be installed as the university's figurehead leader early next year, it was announced Monday. The 60-year-old Queen guitarist said the appointment was "a great honor and a great new challenge."

He is an honorary fellow of Liverpool John Moores University, which has a well-known astrophysics research institute." - Yahoo

LAH YA AIR!!!!
Moussa

Moussa Yahya



Nov 20 2007 7:05 AM

Mortanious

George El-khoury



Nov 18 2007 9:18 AM

Hehehehe, good luck on the tour bro, who is Axis of teezé anyways? XD
Hehehe, man I had no idea Wii got a mod that fast for it hehehe.

PS3 dropped prices, there is one for $399 I don't konw the specs though. They are removing the 60GB out of the market, airy billi bya3rif lesh.
They are coming out with 20, 40, and 80GB.

Man the games on the PS3 are so orgasmic they compare to Angelina Jolie in BEOWULF.

Speaking of BEOWULF, bro, Nemr, tizi, Nemru-Dono, zabre, habibi, Oni-Chan, man I can't even nickname you enough times to start telling you how unparalleled the movie is, I can't tell you that with 3D glasses on in IMAX 3D how far and deep the movie has pissed on every movie I have ever seen.
I can't tell you how large your boner will be when Angelina's naked 3D breasts come at you through your glasses.
Man the movie, ya3ne, keef badde 2illak, it is like scoring with Nico Robin!
Mortanious

George El-khoury



Nov 11 2007 10:46 AM

Thanks bro, I try to make my page as "us" as possible hehehe.

Bro December 12-13 that is when I will be coming not 6 hehehe.

Hell yeah man, kiss ikhta without your wireless I really was talking to myself on your page hehehe.

Need any Wii games from here? ;)
Mortanious

George El-khoury



Nov 6 2007 12:08 PM

Search your feelings Je fa fa!
Mortanious

George El-khoury



Oct 15 2007 4:54 AM

Lek Khayye, fata7na Myspace w ma7ad minkon katab kilme 3ande, airy bi myspace iza hek 3afikra. Ma t2ille badde ifta7 Facebook halla2?
Mortanious

George El-khoury



Oct 11 2007 3:27 AM

Oh man, I just watched the karaoke we did, man that brought back such a nice memory.
Why am I always filming or my back is in the pcitures and not my face, when Nadim is the designated camera man....

Oh wait, I just answered myself! HAHAHAHAH!
Mortanious

George El-khoury



Oct 8 2007 8:25 AM

I forgot bro, your Hotel de Ville was 1hr and 45 mins ya Train, not 1hr and 10 mins XD
Mortanious

George El-khoury



Oct 8 2007 8:22 AM

Airy bi Bokhshaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!
Kiss ikhta I FUCKING MISS YOU BRO!!!!!!!!

Oh man, every metal track I listen to, and every Anime episode I watch I remember you man.

There is an Anime convention soon in Houston, if all goes well, I will shave, dye my hair red, tie it in a high not, I already have a wooden sword, I need to get a black kimono and guess what!
Gonna go as Abarai Renji! HAHAHAHAHA
Wadih Mrad

Wadih Mrad



Sep 27 2007 4:53 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Wishing you happiness today and always.

W.M.
Hunny

Hunny



Sep 26 2007 4:17 PM

TomorrowPictures.TV!
Identity Crisis

Identity Crisis



Sep 26 2007 2:00 PM



Peace!
IDC
if.U.seek.amy&;hearts

if.U.seek.amy&;hearts



Sep 21 2007 3:48 PM

happy birthday in advance mr funny man :)
Louis Deka

Louis Deka



Aug 30 2007 1:35 PM

whats good nemr!
hope you alright......
i got a new track online
something international for everybody to understand......soo#
listen to it
and send your sister some greatings from me
peace
morrigan-mia

morrigan-mia



Aug 2 2007 9:22 PM

teeeeeeeeessssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttttttttttt !!

ENFIN !! :D



mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh :* !!
DJ K house music

DJ K house music



Jul 13 2007 10:41 AM

mo cousin jai regardé t videos jai trop rigolé mem si jai pas tou compris jai trop rigolé tu es le meilleur cousin
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