Drinking,Dominoes,Texas roadtrips,Natural Light, and general shenanigans.
Music
WEEN,The Wiggles,Elvis,James Brown,Stevie Wonder,Anything from a Burt Reynolds movie,Talking Heads,Flaming Lips,Oingo Boingo,Old 97's,Me First and the Gimme Gimmes,Neil Diamond,Chuck Berry,Lionel Richie,George Jones, and other assorted hits from the 70's 80's 90's and today.
Movies
Safe Men,BURT REYNOLDS, Caddyshack,Metropolitan,Goodfellas,Last American Virgin,Wet Hot American Summer,ANYTHING JARMUSCH,Slap Shot,Chupacabra:Dark Seas,Breakfast at Tiffany's,Ghostbusters,The Goonies,Back to the Future,Smokey and the Bandit,Hooper,etc...
Television
King of the Hill,Kenny vs. Spenny,Sports Night,Freaks and Geeks,Cheers,ATHF,Invader Zim,Kids in the Hall,Twin Peaks,The Wonder Years,Mr.Show,Sledge Hammer,Lingo(one episode anyway)
Books
Sirens of Titan,The Giving Tree,The Dark Knight Returns,Where the Wild Things Are,The Watchmen,To Kill a Mockingbird,Bukowski,What's Drunk Mama?,ANY country musician biography,Harry Potter,The Biggest Game in Town, blah blah blah
Heroes
My Mom, My Dad, Sam Kinison(for a very specific reason),my buddies
About me: I've just found out that Hot Pockets are the perfect food and I want to be buried in a crisping sleeve. I think that after purchasing 10 cases of Natural Light you should be able to redeem the UPCs for a free case. Fishing from your couch is more fun than fishing from a boat. The Hasbro Hooverboards from Back to the Future II are NOT real. A warehouse in Vegas lined with wall to wall trampolines IS real. I have injured myself on a golf course. If it wanted to Texas could kick your ass. I'm not afraid of spiders. I am afraid of being bit by spiders. Go to dictionary.com and search for the word "wiener." Don't give bad things food names. Take 5 is the greatest candy bar of all freakin time. DVR is not the same as TiVo. If you do a really sweet impression of Napoleon Dynamite you are not a funny person. Classic Country is better than Classic anything else. Old people falling down are funny. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start. Boobs.
Just saw your latest comment...WTF Mypace?! I do read your emails, but I was afraid of opening whatever it was at work. Your unpredictable naughtiness could get me fired! Oh...yeah there are plenty of other things that would get me fired first, huh?
holy butt dance!! i just laughed really loud in my office, thanks. like the HA kind that just pops out. I love the butt dance!! we should practice tonight. i think you would be great at the ground smack down!! whoomp there it is! "oohhh myyyy Gooood, this is the moooost booooring guuuuuyy in thaaaaa wooooorrrrld!"
