Jake
"Ummmmmmmmmm.....................yeah."

Male
26 years old
FLW, Missouri
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2008
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 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/enrageomega  

    Jake's Interests
GeneralMusic, video games, movies, smoking, anything that me and Gina do together (Jake's FINALLY, actually, happy!!!!!!!), D&D, Guild Wars, comics (not so much anymore, though :( ), my Boston Red Sox, and relaxing.

MusicHIM, George Jones, OLD Metallica (pre-Saint Anger......waste of 20 bucks, I swear.), Offspring, Sublime, Pearl Jam, Pantera, RHCP, Simple Plan, Atreyu, Blink-182, CKY, DMX, ICP, Twiztid, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Dark Lotus, Korn, Jay-Z, Kanye West, Lil Jon, Sock Puppet Mofia (my boys....Hey you guys!!!!!!), SOAD, Velvet Revolver, Prince, Vanilla Ice (snicker if you will, but EVERYONE jammed 2 I.I.B.!!!!!), and finally, my boys C4 and Dubby T........Nightkind!!!!
MoviesCasablanca, Haggard, The Program, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, JSBSB, Fight Club, Snatch, Office Space, Donnie Darko, High Fidelity, MP and the HG, Booty Call, Cowboy Bebop, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1 n 2, The Big Lebowski, National Lampoon's Animal House, Cheech and Chong flicks, The Princess Bride, CKY 1-4, Blazing Saddles
Pepperoni Pizza
Robust and dominant.
When you go for something, you go full force.
You tend to take control of situations easily.
And in return, you get a ton of respect.
That's kind of cool/creepy. I am my favorite pizza. Just like Pizza The Hut!!!!
TelevisionLOTS of ESPN, South Park, Sealab 2021, Family Guy, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Surreal Life, CSI, MXC, Wrasslin', Mythbusters, Mail Call, Anything on the DaVinci Code on any channel, Chapelle's Show, Entourage
Books13: The Story of the World's Most Notorious Superstition, Why My Wife Thinks I'm an Idiot, Have A Nice Day!, Angels and Demons, The DaVinci Code, The Art of War, Tao Te Ching
HeroesAnyone who goes through a whole lotta of shit that life throws at them and choose to hang in there and be persistent. Always remeber the poster with the cat hangin from a tree limb that says "Hang in there."
Groups: Around The HornBASEBALL - Represent Your Team!KACKBerea College Upward Bound

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     Jake's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:EUBANK!
Body type:6' 0" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Some college

   Jake's Schools
University Of Kentucky
Lexington,Kentucky
Graduated: N/A
Major: History
 

2005 to 2006
Somerset Community College
Somerset,Kentucky
Graduated: N/A
Degree: None
Major: History
Clubs: The "Group Always Smoking Outside of Cooper Talking To Dr. Mitchell).........wait; does that count?
 

2000 to 2005
Pulaski County High School
Somerset,Kentucky
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Ummmm.......I know I was in FBLA at one point or another..........I think I was in the Art Club my Sr. year........Tae Kwon Do (Sr. Yr.);that's aboot all I remember
 

1996 to 2000



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   Jake's Blurbs
About me:
Ah hell........if you know me, there's not much I can say. For those of you that don't.....sorry, you wasn't in the right place(s) at the right time(s). Lately, just been a homebody. Waiting patiently 'til my more better half returns from the desert.

Clerks II - July 21, 2006

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Jake
Birthday:December 10
Birthplace:Biloxi, Mississippi
Current Location:FLW, MO.
Eye Color:Hazel
Hair Color:Dark Brown/Black (including a few damn grays)
Height:6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed:Right
Your Heritage:Mostly Cherokee and Scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today:None so far (usually Sketchers, Adidas, NB)
Your Weakness:Female(s) crying
Your Fears:Dying alone; f'n hairy spiders!!!!
Your Perfect Pizza:Pepperoni and Xtra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:No idea
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:cool cool
Thoughts First Waking Up:Aw fuck!
Your Best Physical Feature:Eyes
Your Bedtime:Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory:Playing baseball as a kid
Pepsi or Coke:Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King:Burger King
Single or Group Dates:Groups are okay, depending;Singles prolly more, though
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla:Choclate
Cappuccino or Coffee:Coffee
Do you Smoke:Yes
Do you Swear:Hell naw!!!
Do you Sing:Yes, very poorly, but the more I drink, the better/less caring I become
Do you Shower Daily:Yupyup
Have you Been in Love:Look who you're talking to!
Do you want to go to College:Benn there, failed ALOT, thanx partly to laziness/all my friends that "forced" me to drink
Do you want to get Married:Eventually
Do you belive in yourself:Hells yeah!
Do you get Motion Sickness:Nope
Do you think you are Attractive:Hells yeah!!
Are you a Health Freak:Not really
Do you get along with your Parents:My mommy is soooooo awesome, as many of you know.......
Do you like Thunderstorms:They're frickin sweet!!
Do you play an Instrument:Played French Horn in Middle School, a small bit of guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Yupyup
In the past month have you Smoked:That's funny....guess what I'm doing right now?
In the past month have you been on Drugs:NyQuil
In the past month have you gone on a Date:Yupyup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Yupyup
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Hells no!!!
In the past month have you been on Stage:Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped:Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:Hells no!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:Hells no.....2 chicken shit
Ever been Drunk:Me? Drunk? Nooo* (lots n lots of sarcasm) Enough times to last 5 lifetimes
Ever been called a Tease:Maybe....don't remember.....I'm a doer!
Ever been Beaten up:Nope
Ever Shoplifted:Nope
How do you want to Die:Out in the blaze of glory would be awesome, just like Emilio
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:IF I grow up...........I think it'd be awesome 2 be a teacher.....a combo of Mrs. Frye, Mr. and Mrs. C, Coach Brown, Brice and Kent's mommy, and maybe a lil Mr.Grider thrown in thurr
What country would you most like to Visit:Prolly Scotland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color:Dark, preferably
Short or Long Hair:I think that the majority of women are NOT attractive with short hair (don't worry Sabrina.....you n Jessica look gr8 with short hair)
Height:Pref. shorter than me
Weight:Depends......100 or 120 is too skinny, to me
Best Clothing Style:I can make Dollar Store clothes look good!
Number of Drugs I have taken:Not including NyQuil or allergy.....if you count reefer.......1
Number of CDs I own:I don't even wanna try to count
Number of Piercings:1
Number of Tattoos:1
Number of things in my Past I Regret:Hahahahaha......I like to think I don't have any, but deep down there are a few things I'd change

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Who I'd like to meet:
Woody Paige from ESPN 2's morning sports show, "Cold Pizza."
You Are Las Vegas
Wild and uninhibited, you enjoy all of life's vices.
You're a total hedonist, especially with sex, gambling, and drinking.
You shine brightly every night, but you do the ultimate walk of shame each morning.

Famous Las Vegas residents: Wayne Newton, Howard Hughes, Penn & Teller, Siegfried & Roy

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 Getinlit 


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Happy Independance Day





Jun 15 2008 11:33 AM

Webfetti.com

Brian


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May 15 2008 3:54 PM



Can you beat my score on the "Who his this Marvel hero?" quiz?














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May 7 2008 9:38 AM

Hey Jake, compare movies with me!





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Happy Independance Day





May 4 2008 2:02 PM

hey homie whatz up do you have a phone or address to talk to you more
Norfleet





Apr 26 2008 1:35 PM

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Norfleet





Apr 26 2008 12:53 PM

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Cyndi





Apr 21 2008 7:50 AM

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm. net
lishuss





Apr 3 2008 1:27 PM

it comes on again every day though so theres nothing to really worry about
lishuss





Apr 2 2008 10:26 PM

figure'd your ass would love these.

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the moment the ep was over i ran to my comp to try n find a download of it to cut these


i had to do surprisingly little work to loop them.
i guess the southpark animators are as lazy as i am