Cockslammer
Either You Die A Hero Or Live Long Enough To Be In The Sequel...

Male
23 years old
Brisbane, Queensland
Australia



Last Login: 7/7/2009
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    Cockslammer's Interests
General

Chillin' wit my homedawgs!

Space shit. Cosmology, space travel etc etc...

Fighting for political and ethical rights by not doing anything at all but bitching about shit...

Music

Americunt, Keep Kuntin' Krew

My Dying Bride, Anathema, Forgotten Tomb, Celtic Frost, Paradise Lost, Katatonia, Acid Bath, Burzum, Emperor, Mayhem, Dimmu Borgir, Nargorath, Anaal Nathrakh, Darkthrone, Venom, Eyehategod, Cradle of Filth, Nightwish, Old Man's Child, Alabama Thunderpussy, Autopsy, Bongzilla, Golgotha, Type O Negative, Behemoth, Abigail Williams, Gorgoroth

Iron Maiden, Cannibal Corpse, Carcass, Cryptopsy, Nile, Destroyer 666, Deicide, Slayer, Cephalic Carnage, Morbid Angel, Fuck... I'm Dead, Agathocles, Cannabis Corpse, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Pig Destroyer, The Bezerker, Nasum, As The Sun Sets, Anal Cunt, Decomposing Serenity, Kittie, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Viscera, Gorerotted, Exit-13, Dying Fetus, Intestinal Disgorge, Waking The Cadaver

The Number Twelve Looks Like You, AFI, I Killed The Prom Queen, ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead, Senses Fail, Saosin, The Getaway Plan, The Offspring, Pageninetynine, Something Corporate, The Distillers, GG Allin & The Murder Junkies, The Adverts, The Misfits, Thursday, Rise Against, Circle Takes The Square, My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Saves The Day, Panic! At The Disco, 36 Crazyfists, At The Drive-In

Placebo, Jack Off Jill, Marilyn Manson, Ministry, Rasputina, Evanescence

Hole, The Beatles, Cold Chisel, The Killers, Jon Bon Jovi, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Marcy Playground, Pink Floyd, John Farnham, Jon English, Oasis, Cake, Rage Against The Machine, Regurgitator, Shellac, Rufas Wainwright, Terra Naomi, silverchair, Violent Femmes, Creedance Clearwater Revival, Jefferson Airplane, T-Rex, Queen, Wings, Meat Loaf

Wu-Tang Clan, Eminem, N.W.A., D12, NaS, Tech N9ne, Layla, Lady Sovereign, Cage, Leak Bros., Cypress Hill, Lauryn Hill, Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Dark Lotus, Esham

Missy Higgins, Lily Allen, t.A.T.u., Pink, Michael Jackson, Jewel, Pulp, Alanis Morrisette, Katy Perry, The Long Blondes, ABBA, Avril Lavigne, Madonna, Cat Stevens

Movies

Star Wars (all of em), Lord of the Rings, M. Night Shymalan's, David Fincher's, the odd Tarantino, Ritchie and Burton.

Nothing wrong with indie releases and shit, but big budget special effects with explosions and aliens is what you go to the movies for. That's why the Trek episodes on telle have better stories than the films. But lots of shit blows up on the screen.

TelevisionBattlestar Galactica, The Simpsons, South Park, Law & Order: SVU, Futurama, Neighbours, Home Improvement, Star Trek, Star Trek - The Next Generation, Star Trek - Deep Space Nine, Star Trek - Voyager, Star Trek - Enterprise
Books

Science shit... Stephen Hawking's "Brief History of Time" and "Universe In a Nutshell" were my first and favourites, and other books of the same style are interesting and fun...

Sci-fi shit... Mainly my favs of screen and telle, Star Wars, Trek, Battlestar Galactica... I don't get out much...

Don't read much these days...

Porn?

Heroes

Non-Fictional:

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Larry Flynt

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Gene Roddenberry

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Albert Einstein

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Bill Clinton

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John Lennon

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Stephen Hawking

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Howerd Stern

Fictional:

Admiral Kathryn Janeway, Admiral William Adama, Darth Vader, Captain James T. Kirk, Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Captain Benjamin Sisko, Captain Jonathon Archer, Captain Han Solo, Captain Kara Thrace, Commander William T. Riker, Commander Worf, Commander Jadzia Dax, Commander Charle "Trip" Tucker III, Commander Lee Adama, Luitenant Commander Data, Luitenant B'Elanna Torres, Luitenant Reginald Barclay, Luitenant Tom Paris, Ensign Kim, Master Ob-Wan Kenobi, Master Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight Anikan Skywalker, Phillip J. Fry


     Cockslammer's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Birssy
Body type:6' 1" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Baker
Income:$45,000 to $60,000

   Cockslammer's Schools
Alexandra Hills State High School
ALEXANDRA HILLS, QLD
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Nothing
Minor: The Rest
Greek:   Tau Alpha Omicron

1998 to 2002



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My names Nathan and I own a suburban townhouse where i like to laze about in front of the television.

Unlike YOU, I manage my Myspace over an iMac. Laugh now cunt, but every fortieth time you take your computer down to the shop for costly repairs, mine will go in for a free maintenance check-up on warranty. I fart in wine glasses and smell the sweet aroma. How's Vista going for ya, faggot?

I work as a baker and i don't want to, and in the future i hope to make something of myself... or something...

Who I'd like to meet:

William Shatner, if you're out there send us a message... I swear, i'm not just some crazy Trekkie. I really think you and me need each other. We could be something, Bill, it was meant to be...

Seriously, anyone... Like interests or not. Local is cool and if you know me already, then you too.


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People to go, places to meet:

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Spend an evening with Jessicka Fodera and slice our wrists together at the end of it

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Go out to the pub with Phil Alselmo and come home in a cop car

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Burn down a church with Count Grishnak during the middle of six months of Norwegian night time

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Drive down to Nimbin with B Real and embarress myself by challenging him to a smoke off

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Go see the Boy From Oz with Saddam Hussein, and cry during the sad parts

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Engage in a political/ethical debate with Patrick Stewart on the Enterprise D bridge set

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Kiss Kim Mathers out the front of a nightclub and find myself pistol whipped and very rich

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Attempt to send a sterile neutrino backwards through time in a particle accelerator with Stephen Hawking

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Have dirty speed freak sex, complete with chains, whips and homo-erotic toys with Brian Molko

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Very sneakily set up a fight between Seth Putnam and George Fisher and slip out the back door as soon as I have confirmation that Seth is going to hospital again

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Kill George Bush by dropping a bible on his head from a great hieght


   Cockslammer's Friend Space (Top 40)
Cockslammer has 45 friends.
 Americunt 


 Keep Kuntin’ Krew 


 Mutton 


 Shift. 


 BUTTON KUNT! 


 darrell 


 Gabriella 


 Claudya Ordya 


 Zachariah_forever 


 ♥ HaN ♥ =) 


 margaret 


 Jordan 


 MAXIMUM THE TORA 


 Kaffy Clown Love 


 QUEEN SLANDER 


 croc 


 Richard - Features Closed Captions 


 Taxman 


 «\§tåtîç/» 


 Gary 


 Erin 


 Anatunkia™ 


 Matt 


 Amanda 


 cathryn 


 LittleL 


 Tucker 


 Dave 


 Logan 


 Toffee <B.A.S.K> 


 Big Mal 


 phil 


 Cookie Cutter #45 


 Kat 


 Turkey 


 Alana 


 Clint 


 TRINA 


 Bikki 


 Devilicious Style 





Cockslammer's Friends Comments
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Shift.





Jun 25 2009 8:28 AM

Oh yeah I'm gonna be at your place kinda early tomorrow morning, if you could I need a lift into stones corner around 2 ill give you a call tommorrow before i leave
Shift.





Jun 25 2009 8:16 AM

MYSPACE IS FOR FUCKWITS !!! WHAT ARE ALL THE POPUPS ADVERTISING MOVIES AND SHIT I DONT CARE ABOUT !!! WHY CANT I SEE THE TEXT ON PEOPLES PROFILES!!! WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DEAD LINKS ON PEOPLES PAGES !! WHAT IS THIS ROT !!!
Amanda





Jun 23 2009 10:01 PM

I think it was not long after I disappeared.....How you been anyway??
Shift.





May 20 2009 11:32 PM

hey man excuse my slackness ... have been staying at dads as i'm so broke i can't afford to support myself, it's a sad state of affairs i should really pump centrelink but i couldn't be fucked with them. should have a new job soon but will be back on saturday. i'll give you a call.
BUTTON KUNT!





May 13 2009 4:58 AM

hahahahahahahha thats the one! :P
BUTTON KUNT!





May 12 2009 1:56 PM

hahah i wouldnt but its off step brothers :P
MAXIMUM THE TORA





Apr 1 2009 2:48 AM

lol steff and i have the day off so no worries, i understand the seacrecy, dont want another myspace party lol fuckers!

talk to you soon - WF
MAXIMUM THE TORA





Mar 29 2009 1:18 AM

lol so is your BBQ or what ever is happening on good friday? (second weekend from now?) steff and i can go, we just need to know when and where :P thanks Any-G :D:D
MAXIMUM THE TORA





Mar 26 2009 3:38 AM

i uploaded your picture, its in my "extra crap" photo file, enjoy mother licker
Gabriella





Mar 12 2009 2:46 AM

sweet as cuz, have a great easter and i hope to see you around may then! luv to ya, xo
BUTTON KUNT!





Mar 9 2009 4:24 AM

hey man whats crackin, fucking you working tonight? fucking alissa dumpt me and i need to get out n forget about shit
Gabriella





Mar 5 2009 1:28 AM

heya cuz, i reckon you should try and come down for easter or something so we can hang out and get blotto!! yip yip yip, congrtas on gettin your own place too! xo
BUTTON KUNT!





Jan 28 2009 12:53 PM

hey man if your bored and not working tomorrow night red shore are at the princess for $15
Americunt





Jan 25 2009 11:20 AM

Oi Bro come check out the new profile. hadnt slept in like 28 hours so gimme a break if i fucked up :P.
tell me what you think on my profile
VaNs BeaTs





Jan 17 2009 12:03 AM

thanks for the friendship.
A warm WELCOME to my circle of friends.

COOL STUFF !!

I wish you the best for all your projects.
You are always invited to listen to my beats. I produced beats for RASCO..S new album.
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Have a blessed week.

~ Peace and much love ^^ ~

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♥ HaN ♥ =)





Dec 8 2008 11:24 AM

yay soz for the late reply dude i moved outta home.. gunna move in wif jesse lol
hope ull come down for chrissy at the brushy home gabs is apparently havin a huge get together =)
luv han =)
derka derka
Shift.





Nov 27 2008 3:51 PM

hey man bring your mac and stuff tomorrow today whatever
♥ HaN ♥ =)





Nov 26 2008 8:37 AM

hey cuz
im thinkin of movin back to north land haha iv had about enough here an i hate bein soo far away from everyone but i think all my mates will kick my arse if i leave haha its all good ill probs be there for like 7 months i need a brake from dad his annoying anyways talk to u soon dudeo
C U Next Time hahaha
Shift.





Nov 22 2008 9:55 PM

Oi! How ya going, sorry I've been technologically impaired for the last week or so, yeah i go back to work monday through friday but have like fri sat sun mon off, i'm keen for valley and what not and jammin' too, my phone is officially turned back on so if your not doing shit today give me a hollah.
Cheers!
Gabriella





Nov 21 2008 8:40 PM

hey cuz, watup??? lol, howv you been? hows life with your mum, lmao, u know you could always run away and cum liv on the farm with us, omg, lmao, u could help feed the rats and stuff, hehehe.
u so should come down for chrissy, im having a PARTAY!!! il let you know dates asap okay, luv you!!!
BUTTON KUNT!





Nov 17 2008 10:39 AM

i dotn know when im free man im going to hospital tomorrow and have no clue how long its gonna take to heal n get better n shit but yeah give us a call after tomorrow
Claudya Ordya





Nov 7 2008 9:52 AM

yep yep and yep. im all go so far as i can see. will also plan after xmas. just need to get out of here for like 6 weeks pimp.
Claudya Ordya





Oct 27 2008 7:55 AM

ah yeah i was confused as to whgo was this idiot commenting me, luckily it was you- my cousin. hahah um about that, yeah i was planning to go to the USA next year too - instead of studying.. wanna go together? im keen on california and seattle..:)
♥ HaN ♥ =)





Oct 23 2008 4:55 AM

yer she umm went to swan hill wi this chick she just meet like couple days before hand and not sure atmm wats goin on!!

NEW YORKK i know u hva more funn here for sure nath mememememememe
yer ill keep it up im always gud cough cough lol
hey i got pissed and i didnt get sick lol i had that uigamisterbomb thinngo and a shot and beer i was very gud lol
luv han xox
♥ HaN ♥ =)





Oct 23 2008 4:42 AM

yes wub does freak dude never use that word again unless it includes donuts and were on the piss lol
o poor nath..
we im seein a gig tonight wif clauds .. coz
l/w/e dialysis never played coz the hole street in st kilda went out and then we went to the grey hound and meet the bitter sweet kicks guys lol there funny
and jesse went missin im scared for her.
yer its alright here commeee baccckk wub im guessin i had donuts right now
xoxo han
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