Carl
"You should've used the pythagorean theorem, bitch!"

Male
21 years old
Kettering, Midlands
United Kingdom



Last Login:8/18/2008
Mood: triumphant Mood Image
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    Carl's Interests
MusicMuse, Newton Faulkner, Pendulum, Scissor Sisters, System of a down, The White Stripes
MoviesThe 300, Batman Begins, The Bourne series, Casino Royale, Crank, Fight Club, Iron man, Lock stock and two smoking barrels, The Matrix, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, The Score, The Snatch
TelevisionHeroes, Lost, Skins, Scrubs, Nevermind the buzzcocks
BooksThese aren't books! Gears of war, Half-Life 2, Portal, EA Skate, GTA IV, Portal 2*, Gears of war 2*

     Carl's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Kettering
Body type:5' 11" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Occupation:Graphic designer



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Carl has 21 friends.
 Maz 


 Tarquin 


 Sven 


 Rawrz0r 


 Paul 


 Jays little fairy girl! forevermore 


 Mr. Allan 


 Laugh alone and the world thinks your a idiot 





Carl's Friends Comments
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Maz





Mar 11 2008 9:27 AM

I know its a bit belated, but Happy One Year in our apartment together! Hasn't time just flown by, and wasn't it the best decision we have ever made? Love you millions Mr!
Maz





Jan 25 2008 6:37 PM

I love you and i talk to you on myspace, so dont delete your account! Your my no.1 Friend!! xx
Maz





Dec 24 2007 2:30 PM

I've wished everyone else a happy xmas on myspace, so i can't leave my sexy man out:P Merry xmas babes! Looking forward to our first xmas together in 5 years!! xxx
Tarquin





Dec 10 2007 10:36 PM

New year...there's a place called Peacehaven about 6 miles east of Brighton that's on the coast and is on the Greenwich meridian line...I'm thinking of getting a load of people to go down. Interested?

x
Tarquin





Oct 21 2007 10:05 PM

I am clock king!

Fantastic.
Rawrz0r





Oct 15 2007 5:25 PM

OiOi .. nice new hair cut looks a lot different but very kool xP nah honestly looks good
Paul





Sep 16 2007 6:45 PM

Hello Carl! Sorry we could come out today, Chrissy is going self-employed and shes had a few dread orders we had to make up so she has pennies.

Hopefully we can hang out soon. Hope all is cool!
Maz





Aug 23 2007 7:48 AM

Happy 5 years my one and only! Thanks so much for a lovely day yesterday, and that lovely little message this morning! That really made me giggle/ smile! You really need to change the pics on your profile, your so much sexier now, haha! Love you xxxx
Paul





Aug 13 2007 2:27 PM

oooo thats harsh Carl, I better not say anything about that thing then lol.

No job yet, how about you?
Paul





Aug 12 2007 9:46 PM

What a gay you watch eastenders
Maz





Aug 8 2007 3:18 PM

I see you were MySpacing whilst at work? Naughty naughty! That is a lot of movies you've seen! Just wanted to say that i love you millions, and you look extremley sexy in your posh shirts for work! See you at 10 xxx
Sven





Jul 26 2007 12:02 AM

I'm sure I can find some excuse ;).

Cheers mate, I could easily now pop over to say hello one day, need to give you something :O.
Sven





Jul 24 2007 11:33 PM

lol stop with this, I believed you first two times , felt quite guilty.

Paul started doing it too. Now if you really are stuck, you are screwed :O.
Rawrz0r





Jul 16 2007 1:12 AM

Bloody Hell Carl. Nice Uni results. Well done mate! I starting a BTEC National In Music Practice In September Then Going On ( if i pass ) to do the higher at university lets hope i manage to get something descent like them shiners xD
Paul





Jul 15 2007 6:00 PM

Hello Carl! I'm going to be in Kettering a few times this week, so if your around let me know and I'll come say "Hey"
[naturalist]™





Jul 8 2007 11:12 AM

Lol thanks :]
Invader Adam


Is Online


Jul 7 2007 10:19 AM

yes it is my b-day, happy b-day to me yay
[naturalist]™





Jul 3 2007 12:21 AM

good morning/evening carl,
i almost forgot i knew you [damn] lol. anyway, hope you are well and all.
chrissy :]
Maz





Jun 22 2007 8:19 AM

I know that you aren't gonna see this until you get back, but i just wanted you to know that i am missing you so much. The place is so lonley without you! Hope your having a fab time! Love you xx
Maz





Jun 12 2007 1:00 PM

Happy Birthday to You! Hope you liked the pressies and the cake!! Love you millions
sal





May 21 2007 12:48 PM

love the short hair
Maz





May 11 2007 6:56 PM

You, i woke up this mornin, and all your hair had dissapeared! whats worse, i found a clump of hair in the living room, but i cant work out where it came from......... its those ghosts again ! xx
[naturalist]™





Apr 29 2007 11:21 PM

I need your assistance with my website. How do make a window that Pops up when you click an image link? The window is the same size as the picture, width and height [normal stuff for coding]. I cannot think for anything :| Hope you are ok and all
Laugh alone and the world thinks your a idiot





Apr 19 2007 6:41 PM

im 80% fantastic thank you very much cant be as fantastic as i am and only be 67% that cut me deep man :P
[naturalist]™





Apr 6 2007 2:23 PM

that's kewl. paul said he isn't that bothered about it now :] me & him are doing good. just found a gig we want to go to :D lol. chrissy
Maz





Apr 5 2007 7:32 PM

Hey there Mr! Can i just say that you are the greatest most bestest boyfriend in the whole wide world ever! You made my day really special today, thankyou so much! I love you millions xxx
[naturalist]™





Apr 4 2007 11:23 PM

evening carl, i hope you and maz are alright :] sorry about thursday; paul was, to put it bluntly, really angry. :/ anyway, talk soon. chrissy :]
Adam [DF]





Mar 16 2007 3:24 PM

cool, I'm glad you're liking the new place. and no! I didn't shave the cat... she's just got short hair... :P
and I didn't get far on the essay... spent a lot of time on it though...
Adam [DF]





Mar 16 2007 12:22 PM

Hey there Carl, how’s goes everything? I heard you've even got your own apartment now :O ...and a really expensive mac
and thank ya :) but I'm not having a great birthday yet... 'cause I'm doing an essay... woop
sal





Mar 15 2007 4:24 PM

hi m8 thanks for the help 2day
Rawrz0r





Feb 15 2007 9:52 PM

O yeah i do Karate aswell :D
Rawrz0r





Feb 15 2007 9:52 PM

KLKL ... sounds like its goin pretty good for ya ... im just doing my driving lessons and working ... still working at kids kingdom :P what a shite job it is ... I play keyboard now pretty good at it :D
Rawrz0r





Feb 15 2007 6:45 PM

Bonjour ... its lee johnson ... hows it goin?
Maz





Feb 14 2007 12:04 PM

Happy valentines day you :) I love you so much xx
[naturalist]™





Feb 13 2007 7:39 PM

dude [damn paul getting me into saying that lol]. i used paint shop pro on that picture. its a half decent edited :D lol. hope you are well x
sal





Feb 8 2007 2:43 PM

hi m8 did uni
Maz





Feb 6 2007 12:38 PM

ooh, i got my first YouTube Comment! yay!! I feel famous now!!

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=Jubbliful
Maz





Feb 6 2007 12:19 PM

Good afternoon babes :) hows you today? Im wasting a 2 hour break at uni. Fun! Did your day go ok? I got lotsa work 2 do tomorrow...yay!! Cant wait to see you laters. Love you loads my sexy edible frisbie!
[naturalist]™





Feb 6 2007 9:46 AM

ouch - whats up [paul told about the loss of work at uni; i know how you feel there]. im alright [: x
[naturalist]™





Feb 4 2007 11:37 PM

good evening carl - hope you alright; chrissy x
sal





Feb 1 2007 10:12 AM

tell sven he is gay
Sven





Feb 1 2007 9:37 AM

I am Carl Newton?
Maz





Jan 29 2007 11:46 AM

A rather tall, pale birdie tells me that you seem to think my psychic telekentic abilities arent real, that your controlling them?! Well you know what, i made you think that! i made you touch sven, and i made sure you didnt touch paul cause hes one of my biggest enemies, with his silly looking helmet! Haha!
Paul





Jan 29 2007 9:53 AM

So eeeer Carl I've been thinking about what you said in Mac D's last week that "If I die you can have anything of mine" and that "Big Macs hurt your insides and that its hard to brethe"

So to celebrate this friendship I want to buy you 30 Big Macs buddy
Sven





Jan 27 2007 3:28 PM

You dont work on Safari!.
[naturalist]™





Jan 26 2007 11:24 PM

i was in the middle of making it & my mate turned up ]: gayness lol. nooo dont cut him ]: x
Sven





Jan 25 2007 7:56 PM

How could you Carl?

So old? is that when its the best time to spring your trap?

Carl with the Elderly?